Ask the question where it gets asked

“Can this actually be sold?” gets asked in Telegram groups every day. Add the Cryptominium bot and anyone in the group can get the measured answer — what a $100,000 sell really returned, on which chain, and when it was measured.

Add to your group Open @cryptominiumbot

Telegram asks which group. Once added, the bot answers only its own commands and never posts on its own.

What it answers

/exit BRETT — what selling really returns: The latest measured cost of a $100,000 sell on Base, Ethereum and BNB Chain: % lost, dollars received, how deep the market is, and the date. Add a chain to narrow it: /exit AERO base.
/profile USDC — the CM Profile: The Cryptominium Profile of a coin: what we have established, measured and written about it, with sources, and what we have not. The same lines as the coin page.
/powermap circle — the PowerMap: Who holds power over a coin (/powermap USDC), what our rows say a company can do (/powermap circle), or a question across coins (/powermap which stablecoins can be frozen), with sources, and what is not established.
/whatis staking — what a crypto word means: The same words as Crypto, word by word: what it is, what it means for you, a common mistake where there is one, and the source we checked it against. Two side by side too: /whatis proof of work vs proof of stake. In a private chat, just ask “what is an NFT”.
/index — the monthly Exit-Friction Index: The median share of value lost selling $100,000 across every token with a live on-chain market.
/id vitalik.eth — what an address is: Wallet or contract, which chains it is active on, and the token if it is one. EVM chains, ENS, Bitcoin and Solana.
/tx 0x… — what a transaction did: Whether it succeeded, what moved, the fee, and any token approvals it granted.
/site uniswap.org — is this a project's real website: Whether the address is listed as a project's official site, and by whom, or whether its name closely resembles one that is. We compare the name against our project list; we never visit it.

In a private chat you can skip the commands and just send a ticker, an address or a hash. In any chat, type @cryptominiumbot brett to share a measurement without adding the bot.

What it will never do

No trade buttons. Many crypto bots grew by adding “buy” buttons. This one has no buttons at all, and every link goes to the measurement on cryptominium.com.
No wallet connection and no signatures, ever.
Never speaks unasked. In a group it answers its own commands and nothing else. It does not read other messages, and it never posts on a schedule.
Keeps nothing you send. Not the message, not the address, not who asked. See the privacy policy.

The same measurements are on every exit page, available to assistants through our MCP server, and published monthly as the Exit-Friction Index. Measurements, not advice.