techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

techierection by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

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teacherection

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.

"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection

teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

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Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

Technerection by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

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techrection

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.

That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!

techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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