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Is when a guy has fapped and dose not clean all the jizz off his dick, so theres cum on his dick
Girl:What the fuck is on your dick
Boy:Oh no i think i got qCUMbered
qCUMber by The Fap Factory March 16, 2015
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C.Q Cumber 

C.Q Cumber is a sea cucumber in Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. He will murder you and all you know and love if you let a fucking 8-ball fall.
C.Q Cumber: You let an 8-ball fall-
Player: nonono don't!
C.Q Cumber: TEST FAILED
C.Q Cumber by Scyobi October 26, 2018

qqcumbers 

another fictional food that noobs eat when they are crying. also associated with waaburgers and frech cries.
michelle: "god why do you keep pwning me like that?"

Anthony: "I can't hear you with all those qqcumbers in your mouth."

qqcumbers by ucmehoe January 28, 2007

qqcumbers 

another fictional food that noobs eat when they are crying. also associated with waaburgers and frech cries.
michelle: "god why do you keep pwning me like that?"

Anthony: "I can't hear you with all those qqcumbers in your mouth."

qqcumbers by ucmehoe January 26, 2007
"Aye what's up with Jack, falling asleep in class again?"

"Yeah I don't know he's acting like a Qumber"
Qumber by Kramero August 26, 2012
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026