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brushitting 

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"
phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"
brushitting by teagle March 7, 2010
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The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!
"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

Brositting 

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places
Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.
Brositting by Tyler February 23, 2008

BRUSHBATING 

when a girl younger than 18 does not have a dildo and is too scared too as for one she then uses the handle of a hair brush too masterbate
baby im gonna be brushbating tonight i hope your horny

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026