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When a person slips on a pizza box during an altercation.
If junior slips on a pizza box during a dispute, you have an assault must arrest.
Assault by Captain Batman October 30, 2014
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Assault 

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Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.
Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"
Assault by Liam April 22, 2004
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Assault 

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the most godly nigga on this planet
Assault is #1
Assault by papamqakq January 8, 2022

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What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.
Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death
assault by Rosco April 23, 2004

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The act of hitting someone using your hand or something in your hand.
I just assaulted a guy
Assault by Homophobla June 13, 2026
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Assault Weapon 

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A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.
"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "
Assault Weapon by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018
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