Pumpitrate 

To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up

a person that trys to get with somebody's girl friend. Also, the act of perpin' and a perpitrater, same thing, etc.

To use flatulence to support conversation.

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.