Caliversal 

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.

This can be any university located within the state of California. However it is most commonly refering to a UC.

The anniversary of her/his years spent camming.

That is to say; noting the passage of time in years from the date she/he entered the industry (porn) as a Cam Model.

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.