Definitions by Oracle99

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Terminal coolness.

All talk and no action.

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

The tendency for stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.