noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

i put him in the iron lung

what did todd howard ever even lie about all the dude does is make kinda flawed games

he looked me in the eyes and told me he loved me

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

mark your calendars for this historic event

Megan Fox, ‘08

megan woman

Has this one been done yet

I love it when headlines get cut off

ten years ago today no one clapped.....

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

who the fuck owns these guys. i am not even joking nintendo needs to figure that shit out and use them in a real zelda game. they are earnestly beloved by so many people at this point and feel inseparable from the series identity. Morshu deserves the same respect as Tingle. King Harkenian should be hyrule king's retconned name, like a fucked up robotnik/eggman situation

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk