I AM ME!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, YOU CAN EAT ME!
I TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
OH AND JUST SO YOU KNOW MY PROFILE PICTURE IS A JOKE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR DOCTOR TO GET TREATMENT FOR THE TUMOUR IN YOUR HUMOUR!
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY............
I JUST HATE THE WAY IT'S MIS-MANAGED BY A GOVERNMENT INFECTED BY GREED AND GLUTTONY!
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS..........
MAINLY COZ GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
I AM A SCIENTIST BY NATURE......
MAINLY COZ ALIENS DO EXIST!
I AM A RUG MUNCHING LESBIAN OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MASTURBATE ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!
I OWN A MAGNIFYING GLASS!
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN POLITICS AS POLITICIANS ARE MAINLY SLIPPERY LITTLE WANKERS WHO LOVE TO FLEECE THE BRITISH PUBLIC TO GIVE THEMSELVES A HARD ON!
I AM HOWEVER IN LOVE WITH MY iPOD AND THE MANY GENRES OF MUSIC IT CONTAINS SUCH AS ELECTRO-SWING, JAZZ, ACID JAZZ, FUNK, SOUL AND REGGAE!
REMEMBER! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN TAKE IT UP WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK!
PEACE
