I'm a traditional romantic (notice I didn't say hopeless).
Earth's finest local extraterrestrial.
A witch in my ways, human by my power.
I flip cards and sip sherry out of crystal... if I had crystal.
Provocative is my gimmick, fidelity is my promise.
I play neutrality, getting the best of the sun and moon.
Don't be tricked by this charm and smile.
I'm an addictive poison of a party, here to make you roar as the scientists figure out a proper methadone to get you off my case.
It's a bumpy ride so keep it together and hold on tight.
I'd love for some company on this journey, come if you can keep up.
At your discretion, be advised.