I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail. I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour. I cook the world's best duck flambe. I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid.
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone. I've a house on the hill with a red water bed. That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame. With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars. I'm just here in this dump for the game
