Corner Gas Animated (TV Series)
Bone Dry (2018)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
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Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [Corner Gas is out of gas] What the hell's goin' on?
Brent Leroy : Oh, hey Dad. The tanks ran dry. I hope you'll do me the honour of overreacting to this.
Oscar Leroy : The TANKS? The *UNDERGROUND TANKS*?
Brent Leroy : No. The Sherman tanks I brought home from World War II.
Oscar Leroy : What kind of an idiot JACKASS lets his gas station run out of gas! You're just a station now. Change the sign from Corner Gas to Corner NOTHING!
Oscar Leroy : [shouting to the horizon] "Come in to the NOTHING station and buy some red not NOTHING! Proprietor:*JACKASS*!"
Brent Leroy : All good suggestions.
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Emma Leroy : Oscar, we're not leaving until you apologize.
Oscar Leroy : All right, all right. If it'll make you both shut up. I'm sorry I took all your can goods and I'm sorry I called the gas company and cancelled your next delivery truck.
Emma Leroy : Thank you.
Brent Leroy : Thank you, what? You did what now.
Oscar Leroy : Had to teach you a lesson. So I called and cancelled your delivery for another week.
Brent Leroy : Lunatic.
[walk away]
Emma Leroy : You really are an idiot.
[walk away]