- Oscar Leroy: [Corner Gas is out of gas] What the hell's goin' on?
- Brent Leroy: Oh, hey Dad. The tanks ran dry. I hope you'll do me the honour of overreacting to this.
- Oscar Leroy: The TANKS? The *UNDERGROUND TANKS*?
- Brent Leroy: No. The Sherman tanks I brought home from World War II.
- Oscar Leroy: What kind of an idiot JACKASS lets his gas station run out of gas! You're just a station now. Change the sign from Corner Gas to Corner NOTHING!
- Oscar Leroy: [shouting to the horizon] "Come in to the NOTHING station and buy some red not NOTHING! Proprietor:*JACKASS*!"
- Brent Leroy: All good suggestions.
- Emma Leroy: Oscar, we're not leaving until you apologize.
- Oscar Leroy: All right, all right. If it'll make you both shut up. I'm sorry I took all your can goods and I'm sorry I called the gas company and cancelled your next delivery truck.
- Emma Leroy: Thank you.
- Brent Leroy: Thank you, what? You did what now.
- Oscar Leroy: Had to teach you a lesson. So I called and cancelled your delivery for another week.
- Brent Leroy: Lunatic.
- [walk away]
- Emma Leroy: You really are an idiot.
- [walk away]
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What is the broadcast (satellite or terrestrial TV) release date of Bone Dry (2018) in Australia?
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