Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2012 Video)
Lexi Belle: Gabrielle
Quotes
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Xena : Now we'll get that alone time Gabrielle. Just you and me. Ya looking forward to it?
Gabrielle : I guess. I put us both in danger Xena. What if you were the one to take the arrow? I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. I'm a weak link.
Xena : Don't ever say that. Don't ever *think* that. It's your love that makes me stronger. Don't you know that?
[Xena and Gabrielle kiss]
Xena : C'mon let's go home.
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Gabrielle : I'm gonna make you feel like the God you really are.
Cupid : Uh, that's great. I just hope I can remember this in the morning.
[they start to kiss passionately]
Gabrielle : Cupid...
[he starts to pull his vest off, revealing his huge penis]
Gabrielle : I want to worship your cock.
[Gabrielle rips off her leather skirt without a care in the world, wearing no panties at all, she gets on top of the bench and starts to suck his cock]
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[first lines]
Xena : [leading horse] Hold!
Gabrielle : [after dismounting] You know, Xena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. Just you and me. While no one's trying to kill us right now.
Xena : I know, Gabrielle, but tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards sounds just like Autolycus and we need to go check it out.
Gabrielle : I know. I know you're right. I'm just disappointed.
Xena : We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. Come on.