- Aphrodite: Okay, Ares, what is it that you want?
- Ares: Are you aware of what your son Cupid, is doing down there on Earth?
- Aphrodite: No, I wasen't aware. But he is a God as well, I don't think it is any of your concern.
- Ares: Is that so? Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that?
- Aphrodite: Uh, no wait, wait. Wait. Can't-can't we work something out?
- Ares: I am the God of war. And your spell will not last long on me. I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son cupid before you go to Zeus, if you give yourself to me.
- Aphrodite: Mmmm. I will show you, Ares that love is stronger then war.
- Ares: Show me, how powerful love is.
- Xena: Now we'll get that alone time Gabrielle. Just you and me. Ya looking forward to it?
- Gabrielle: I guess. I put us both in danger Xena. What if you were the one to take the arrow? I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. I'm a weak link.
- Xena: Don't ever say that. Don't ever *think* that. It's your love that makes me stronger. Don't you know that?
- [Xena and Gabrielle kiss]
- Xena: C'mon let's go home.
- Gabrielle: I'm gonna make you feel like the God you really are.
- Cupid: Uh, that's great. I just hope I can remember this in the morning.
- [they start to kiss passionately]
- Gabrielle: Cupid...
- [he starts to pull his vest off, revealing his huge penis]
- Gabrielle: I want to worship your cock.
- [Gabrielle rips off her leather skirt without a care in the world, wearing no panties at all, she gets on top of the bench and starts to suck his cock]
- [first lines]
- Xena: [leading horse] Hold!
- Gabrielle: [after dismounting] You know, Xena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. Just you and me. While no one's trying to kill us right now.
- Xena: I know, Gabrielle, but tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards sounds just like Autolycus and we need to go check it out.
- Gabrielle: I know. I know you're right. I'm just disappointed.
- Xena: We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. Come on.