Suburgatory (TV Series)

Independence Day (2012)

Cheryl Hines: Dallas Royce

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• Tulsa : Well, thank you, Dallas! Thank you for inviting your sisters all this way, so you could ditch us to hang out with your new boyfriend.

  Dallas Royce : He's not my boyfriend.

  Tulsa : Then maybe I'll make a move. Word is he's an architect, and I've been looking for someone to lay hardwood downstairs.

  Dallas Royce : That's a great idea, but first you're gonna need to pull up that musty carpet. I've seen your downstairs, and it needs some work.

• Dallas Royce : I know you're hurting. I am too, But these expensive gifts from your daddy aren't going to make the pain go away.

  Dalia Royce : I know. That's why I want a Hangover monkey.

  Dallas Royce : A monkey?

  Dalia Royce : I want one of those monkeys like in the movie "The Hangover".

  Dallas Royce : Dalia, you can't just throw Hangover monkeys at the problem.