- Dallas Royce: I know you're hurting. I am too, But these expensive gifts from your daddy aren't going to make the pain go away.
- Dalia Royce: I know. That's why I want a Hangover monkey.
- Dallas Royce: A monkey?
- Dalia Royce: I want one of those monkeys like in the movie "The Hangover".
- Dallas Royce: Dalia, you can't just throw Hangover monkeys at the problem.
- Mr. Wolfe: And George? I'm glad to see you have your antennae up. If there were anything going on with Tessa, I'm pretty confident you wouldn't miss it.
- George Altman: Oh, well, thanks. I appreciate you saying so. Hey, what's this?
- Mr. Wolfe: Oh, that? That's the soul-crushing poem Tessa wrote, about the giant festering hole inside her caused by the absence of her mother.
- Tulsa: Well, thank you, Dallas! Thank you for inviting your sisters all this way, so you could ditch us to hang out with your new boyfriend.
- Dallas Royce: He's not my boyfriend.
- Tulsa: Then maybe I'll make a move. Word is he's an architect, and I've been looking for someone to lay hardwood downstairs.
- Dallas Royce: That's a great idea, but first you're gonna need to pull up that musty carpet. I've seen your downstairs, and it needs some work.