Valentine's Day (I) (2010)

Anne Hathaway: Liz

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Quotes 

• Liz : e.e. cummings, my favorite poet. He had me at the font.

• [finishes phone sex conversation and turns around] 

  Liz : Oh, God.

  Jason : That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.

  Liz : It's not what you think

  Jason : Really?

  [feigned sigh] 

  Jason : Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.

  Liz : No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

  [feign sigh] 

  Jason : What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.

  Liz : I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.

  Jason : Like... phone sex?

  Liz : Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...

  Jason : Why didn't you tell me?

  Liz : OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.

  Jason : OK. I'm out.

  Liz : Are you gonna call me?

  Jason : Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.

  [beat; Liz turns, Jason chases] 

  Jason : I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.

• Liz : Thank you so much for last night, I had a blast, and there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.

  Jason : I think I'm out of coffee.

  Liz : Yeah you were, but i borrowed some from your neighbor. By the way she was very surprised that you had female company, she thought that you were gay. Don't worry, I set her straight.

  Jason : Bye.