Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

Josh Hutcherson: Steve

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Quotes 

• Mr. Tall : [whispery kind of voice]  Are you boys 21? Are you 21? Say yes!

  Darren Shan , Steve : [together]  Yeah.

  Mr. Tall : [same whispery voice]  Good. You don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety, do you? Say no!

  Darren Shan : No.

  Steve : Nope.

  [shaking heads] 

  Mr. Tall : All right, then. Go ahead in. Show's about to start.

• Steve : If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.

  Murlaugh : What? Let the juicy one go?

• Larten Crepsley : Now, you mentally unfit? Didn't you hear me threaten you at the show?

  Steve : I did. It was awesome.

• Mr. Shan : Steve. Whadda ya doin' here?

  Steve : Well, you know, I've been thinking. You guys probably really miss your son, and my mom is drunk half the time, so she doesn't really notice I'm there. How about you guys adopt me?

• Steve : You stole from a vampire? Do you realize you're a dead man? You're a dead man!

• Steve : [at Darren's funeral]  Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these... idiots.

  [presses his cell phone into Darren's hands, but then notices the vampire marks on Darren's fingertips] 

  Steve : [with mounting anger]  Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

• Darren Shan : I hate you!

  Steve : I hate you!