Hungama (2003)

Paresh Rawal: Radheysham Tiwari

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Quotes 

• Jeetu : [Jeetu wants to meet Anjali and casually asks for water]  Can I get a glass of water?

  Radheysham Tiwari : No, there is no water in house for 3 days. I am drinking coffee and this is last cup

• [in the middle of a fight Radhesham finds his servant, Pandu and realizes that his servant lead him into a lot of troubls and ran away with the excuse of his fathers death] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : Pandu,

  [catching his collar] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : your father died right? Now his son will die!

• Anjali : Here are my certificates.

  [She shows her certificates, with the hope of getting a job from the rich Radheysham Tiwari] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : Oh, let me see!

  [Excitedly grabs her file and browses through her certificates] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : You have done M.A. Oh, you have done B.A. too!

  [Anjali looks at him with shock] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Quickly covering up]  It was a joke! Give me five!

• Jeetu : [Slam opening the gates of Paresh Rawal's house and shouting]  Anjali, I am come just for you.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Alarmed at Khanna's arrival and checking Shoma Anand's bedroom realising she's taking a bath]  Thank God, she's inside. Better not let her out.

  [Bolts and locks Anand's bedroom] 

  Jeetu : Anjali, finally I am here to liberate you.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Receiving Khanna at the doorsteps]  Who the hell is it ?

  Jeetu : You forgot me so quickly and easily !

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Mocking Khanna]  Oh yes. My CD player, television, everything's running first class. So please leave.

  Jeetu : [Pleading with Rawal]  Sir, please don't force me. I request you. Just bless Anjali

  [Referring to Rimi Sen] 

  Jeetu : and see her off.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Misinterpreting Anjali as Shoma Anand]  Such a pity. Don't you city dwellers have a pint worth shame before saying things like these ?

  Jeetu : A girl and a boy love each other, what's shame got to do with it.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Shocked]  Girl ?

  Jeetu : [In a stern tone]  So you think of her as an old lady or what ?

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Misinterpreting further]  Now I get it. You're eyeing Anjali's lavish wealth. Come on, speak the facts, how much would you take to leave Anjali alone ?

  Jeetu : [In concealed anger replying to Rawal]  Don't dare measure the value of love on the balance of money Tiwari.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Ridiculing Khanna]  Shut up bhikhari

  [meaning beggar] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : . I've prestige in this country and the world at large, what've you ? You must've just said a couple of romantic things to fool her and she too must've just flinged her hair making you go crazy after her. But mark my words, she ain't leaving me for a slacker like you.

  Jeetu : [Furious]  Is it so, then bring her down here grumpy. I want to hear it from her own admission.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [In continued ridiculing]  I've asked her millions of times and she's denied she's to do anything with you.

  Jeetu : [Losing his temper]  You're lying you scoundrel. I am saying again, I want to hear it from her. If she says what you're saying, I'll live breeding only half a moustache.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Angrily]  For that you first need a moustache like I have, right here. And she isn't coming to you. Now get the hell out or I am calling the cops.

  Jeetu : [In equivalent anger]  Cops ? Even the entire military cant keep two lovers apart.

  [In a hunch] 

  Jeetu : And I know very well you've locked my Anjali upstairs.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Completely confused]  How the hell did you come to know about it ?

  Jeetu : What else can you do Tiwari. Get out of my way or I'll be forced to break open the doors.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Covering the door with his body]  For that you'll have to first walk over my corpse.

  Jeetu : [Taunting Rawal]  Let it be Radheyshyam, enough is enough. If I don't rescue Anjali within the next 24 hours, then my name isn't Jeetu From Videocon.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Taking the challenge]  Start finding yourself a new name as early as possible then.

  Jeetu : You've 24 hours Radheyshyam, if you got guts, try and stop me.

  [Leaves] 

• Jeetu : [Upon arriving at Paresh Rawal's house, in a serious tone]  Yes Tiwari, you called me up, I am right here.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Reading the letter Akshaye Khanna had written for Rimi Sen and dropped in Rawal's house in a stern voice]  Have you written this no good Majnoo fairy tale which says "My Anjali.."

  Jeetu : [Interrupting Rawal]  Yes, I've written it.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Furious]  And you did this despite knowing the consequences ?

  Jeetu : [Admanant]  Yes I did.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Sarcastically]  Now since we've come to this point, kindly tell me how much do you love Anjali.

  Jeetu : [Responding with passionate anger]  Anjali is my beloved. You wanna hear it again ?

  Radheysham Tiwari : [shouting out for Amit Divatia]  Advocate Sir, did you hear that ?

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Steps out of the bedroom with Neena Kulkarni and gets shocked seeing Akshaye Khanna]  You ?

  Jeetu : [Equally shocked]  Dad ?

  Radheysham Tiwari : [With added sarcasm to Khanna]  Well, you're the crop of this field, brilliant. Now I've no qualms whatsoever. When the godown is such, showroom is meant to be the same afterall.

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [On the defensive]  Well, boys do commit mischiefs citing youthful ignorance. But women of the household too should know their limits.

  Anjali Tiwari : [Furious at Divatia]  You better watch your tongue Advocate Sir.

  Renuka Sahai : [Taunting Shoma Anand]  Great, just coz the truth's in the open, everyone's feeling the heat, right Anjali Ben.

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Mocking Rawal]  No matter what my son's character be, he's still better than you. You yourself are unaware how many offsprings of yours are running around in the city.

  Anjali Tiwari : [Angrily confronting Khanna]  Hey you, did I EVER say that I've been in love with you ?

  Jeetu : [Shocked]  Obviously not. I am talking about his

  [referring to Rawal] 

  Jeetu : daughter Anjali.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Shocked and confused]  What ? My daughter ?

  Anjali Tiwari : [Crying]  You've a daughter too outside my knowledge ?

  Radheysham Tiwari : [shouting]  He's lying. I don't have any other daughter or son.

  Anjali Tiwari : [Almost fainting]  I think my head will burst.

  [Interrogating Rawal] 

  Anjali Tiwari : Tell me the truth, how many children do you have outside my knowledge ? You're literally like your name Radheshyam. You conducted a personal Raasleela in this city.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Frustrated]  How many times do I need to say, he's lying.

  Jeetu : [Angered at Rawal]  It you who's lying. I dropped her at this very house each day from office, Saale Sasur !

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Both angry and sarcastic]  Hey, first be clear whether it's a Saala

  [meaning wife's brother] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : or a Sasur

  [meaning father-in-law] 

  Radheysham Tiwari : .

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Trying to clear the confusion]  Leave everything aside, where's that girl right now ?

  Jeetu : [Putting allegations on Rawal]  Dad this guy

  [referring to Rawal] 

  Jeetu : has hidden her somewhere to save his own skin.

  Anjali Tiwari : [Completely mad at Rawal]  My god, is this guy really human or a demon !

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Balancing the argument]  Is there any way we can contact the girl otherwise ?

  Jeetu : [Calming himself down]  Yeah, I've her friend's number she once gave me.

  Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : Good, call her here, right now.

  Radheysham Tiwari : [Frantically]  Yes, call her here immediately.