Hungama (2003)
Neena Kulkarni: Renuka Sahai
Quotes
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Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Reading the crime news section] Citing money as the motive, a married couple was assassinated. Suspect house-help arrested.
[Taunting Neena Kulkarni]
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : Did you just hear this ? And whenever I told you to do the household chores yourself, you called me a miser. Here read this. You'll go to sleep on your bed but would wake up in hell.
Renuka Sahai : [Replying sarcastically] Yeah right, as if I am living in paradise here with you.
[Greeting Akshaye Khanna upon seeing him on the doorstep]
Renuka Sahai : Oh, Jeetu. You're back home.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [In continued sarcasm, thinking Akshaye Khanna has come to ask for money] Well well well, the speed at which you exited this house gave a feeling you wouldn't even look back at the door. What transpired ? Empty pockets reminded you of free food served here ? Go ahead, have a couple of bites. But you ain't getting a penny as far as money is concerned.
Jeetu : [Taking it casually] Daddy, I am here to seek your blessings and gift you sweets. I've finally started a new business venture.
Renuka Sahai : [Delighted] Really, what business is it dear ?
Jeetu : Well Mom, it's about CD players, TVs and other usual electronics. It's a big showroom.
Renuka Sahai : [Concerned] So it must've costed quite a lot of money, right dear ?
Jeetu : Yeah Mom, I deposited 750 thousand and another 6 million was loaned by the bank.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Shocked] 750 thousand ? How did you get so much money ?
Jeetu : Come on Dad, it's you who guided me the right way to do it.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Confused] What way did I guide you ?
Jeetu : Remember you told me to commit theft or burglary. I did it.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Shocked] What ?
Jeetu : [to Neena Kulkarni in a happy tone] Mom, come here, I'll explain how I did it.
[Giving a comical explanation to Amit Divatia and Neena Kulkarni]
Jeetu : I found out there was a lot of money in a household. The couple was deep asleep. I snatched the keys from under the pillow, took the money out of the safe and made my way out. How's that !
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Scared] By now they must've informed the police as well.
Jeetu : [In further hillarity] Come on Dad, they haven't even come to know about it yet.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Completely frantic] But which house did you rob, son ?
Jeetu : [In a delightful voice] This very house Dad. Remember you acquired 8 million bucks from the sale of the land back in the village. I took the money from it.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Furious] You backstabbed your own father you SNAKE !
Jeetu : [Defending himself in a comical tone] When I asked for it with decency, you didn't give a damn. Instead told me to go commit theft. Now, how on earth can any son disobey his own father, right Dad ? Besides, all the money from the sale was black. Call the police. We'll both serve prison term together.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [In a comically hapless voice] Renuka, please tell me the truth, is he really my son ?
Renuka Sahai : [Replying with equal hilarity] Now I've no doubts whatsoever that he's indeed YOUR son.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Pleading with Akshaye Khanna] You're Dad's ever shining child aren't you ! You love your father more than anything. So please return him his money.
Jeetu : [In a straight forward yet funny tone] I am afraid that's not possible.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : You're sure ?
Jeetu : Of course.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Furiously pushes Akshaye Khanna away] Then get the hell out of my house once and for all.
Jeetu : [Accepting the fact] That's what I am here for anyway.
Renuka Sahai : [Praying to God after Akshaye Khanna has left] Ohh Lord, please protect my son.
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Jeetu : [Upon arriving at Paresh Rawal's house, in a serious tone] Yes Tiwari, you called me up, I am right here.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Reading the letter Akshaye Khanna had written for Rimi Sen and dropped in Rawal's house in a stern voice] Have you written this no good Majnoo fairy tale which says "My Anjali.."
Jeetu : [Interrupting Rawal] Yes, I've written it.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Furious] And you did this despite knowing the consequences ?
Jeetu : [Admanant] Yes I did.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Sarcastically] Now since we've come to this point, kindly tell me how much do you love Anjali.
Jeetu : [Responding with passionate anger] Anjali is my beloved. You wanna hear it again ?
Radheysham Tiwari : [shouting out for Amit Divatia] Advocate Sir, did you hear that ?
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Steps out of the bedroom with Neena Kulkarni and gets shocked seeing Akshaye Khanna] You ?
Jeetu : [Equally shocked] Dad ?
Radheysham Tiwari : [With added sarcasm to Khanna] Well, you're the crop of this field, brilliant. Now I've no qualms whatsoever. When the godown is such, showroom is meant to be the same afterall.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [On the defensive] Well, boys do commit mischiefs citing youthful ignorance. But women of the household too should know their limits.
Anjali Tiwari : [Furious at Divatia] You better watch your tongue Advocate Sir.
Renuka Sahai : [Taunting Shoma Anand] Great, just coz the truth's in the open, everyone's feeling the heat, right Anjali Ben.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Mocking Rawal] No matter what my son's character be, he's still better than you. You yourself are unaware how many offsprings of yours are running around in the city.
Anjali Tiwari : [Angrily confronting Khanna] Hey you, did I EVER say that I've been in love with you ?
Jeetu : [Shocked] Obviously not. I am talking about his
[referring to Rawal]
Jeetu : daughter Anjali.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Shocked and confused] What ? My daughter ?
Anjali Tiwari : [Crying] You've a daughter too outside my knowledge ?
Radheysham Tiwari : [shouting] He's lying. I don't have any other daughter or son.
Anjali Tiwari : [Almost fainting] I think my head will burst.
[Interrogating Rawal]
Anjali Tiwari : Tell me the truth, how many children do you have outside my knowledge ? You're literally like your name Radheshyam. You conducted a personal Raasleela in this city.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Frustrated] How many times do I need to say, he's lying.
Jeetu : [Angered at Rawal] It you who's lying. I dropped her at this very house each day from office, Saale Sasur !
Radheysham Tiwari : [Both angry and sarcastic] Hey, first be clear whether it's a Saala
[meaning wife's brother]
Radheysham Tiwari : or a Sasur
[meaning father-in-law]
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Trying to clear the confusion] Leave everything aside, where's that girl right now ?
Jeetu : [Putting allegations on Rawal] Dad this guy
[referring to Rawal]
Jeetu : has hidden her somewhere to save his own skin.
Anjali Tiwari : [Completely mad at Rawal] My god, is this guy really human or a demon !
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : [Balancing the argument] Is there any way we can contact the girl otherwise ?
Jeetu : [Calming himself down] Yeah, I've her friend's number she once gave me.
Adv. Chandrakant Sahai : Good, call her here, right now.
Radheysham Tiwari : [Frantically] Yes, call her here immediately.
