Hungama (2003)
Razak Khan: Babu Bisleri
Quotes
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Raja : [Reaching Welcome Lodge's reception after discharge from hospital] Manager Sir, I need a room ? Is there any available ?
[When shown signboard asking "Single or Double"]
Raja : Whichever is the best one. Once I enter, I shouldn't feel the necessity come out and the bathroom should facilitate both urinal and stool
[Accidentally breaks Razzak Khan's cups upon turning]
Raja : . Oops sorry.
[Responding to the signboard asking his name]
Raja : Yes, Raja
[Suddenly recalling he has to hide under an alias]
Raja : No, it's Tulsidas Khan
Babu Bisleri : [Shocked upon hearing the name] Tulsidas Khan ? What kind of a name is that ?
Raja : [Irritated by Razzak Khan] Shut up you goon.
Babu Bisleri : [Puzzled] What's your father's name ?
Raja : [Giving absurd replies] Javed Chaurasia.
Babu Bisleri : [Further confused] And your mother's ?
Raja : [Continuing to be absurd] Mumtaz Devi.
Babu Bisleri : [Thinking Yadav is a lunatic] Are you human or the Indo-Pak border ?
Raja : [Furious at Khan] You annoy me more and I'll beat the hell out of you.
[Interrupted by the manager with the signboard of the rent]
Raja : I'll pay everything. Just kindly provide me the keys, I desparately need to piss and if anybody asks for me, tell them I am not here
[Runs upon being given the keys]
Babu Bisleri : [Noticing Yadav left behind his umbrella] Ohh he left his stuff.
Raja : [Returns to the spot to reclaim his umbrella] Hey that's mine.
Babu Bisleri : I'll have it sent to your room.
Raja : [Sarcastically] No need to take the pain.
Babu Bisleri : My name's Babu Bisleri.
Raja : [Teasing Khan] So, I should take a bath using you.
[Runs away, reaches his room and thinks to himself in a scared background voice when opening the locks]
Raja : I can't trust anyone. All these guys are definitely hand-in-glove with Chhota Chetan. Anjali, why did you do this to me.
[Crying]
Raja : Why ?
[Enters his room and shuts it]
