Queer as Folk (2000–2005)
Randy Harrison: Justin Taylor
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Quotes
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Justin : I should have told you about him.
Brian Kinney : And taken all the fun out of it? So how big's his dick?
Justin : That has nothing to do with it.
Brian Kinney : Since when? You love cock, you love it down your throat, you love it up your ass, you love riding it, and after you cum, you love to fall asleep when it's still inside of you.
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Justin : I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too.
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Brian Kinney : You stupid little twat, never let anyone fuck you without a condom.
Justin : You're not just anyone.
Brian Kinney : Yeah, I'm sure that's what Ben thought about the guy who infected him. Put it on me... I want you safe. I want you around for a long time.
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Melanie : I told you, he's a total heterophobe.
Justin : It's true, he is.
Brian Kinney : It's true, I am.
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[Justin's about to leave for New York]
Justin : I'll be back. And you'll come there, we're gonna see each other all the time.
Brian : You don't know that. Neither do I. Whether we see each other next week, next month, never again, it doesn't matter. It's only time.
Justin : [picking up the box that holds their wedding rings] You didn't return them?
Brian : I didn't return them.
Justin : We don't need rings or vows to prove that we love each other. We already know that.
Brian : ...You did it.
Justin : Did what?
Brian : Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.
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Brian Kinney : What're you doing?
Justin : Killing you with kindness. It's proven to be a highly effective technique for achieving one's goals.
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Brian Kinney : The first time you came here, you didn't know anything about me. I could have done anything to you.
Justin : I was pretty sure you were gonna fuck me.
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Brian Kinney : Wouldn't you rather just cuddle?
Justin : What?
Brian Kinney : I said wouldn't you rather just lie here...
Justin : No no no, I heard what you said. You said "cuddle"!
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Justin : Well listen up, now that your hearing has returned... This queer says "FUCK YOU".
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Brian Kinney : This used to be such a magical kingdom, full of sprites and fairies.
Justin : Now it's like watching the Wizard of Oz in reverse.
Brian Kinney : Cops in the streets, cops in the bars, cops in the clubs. It's fucking depressing!
Justin : Unless you're into cops.
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Brian Kinney : I'm suing the motherfucker.
Michael : Take it easy, Brian.
Brian Kinney : He said I was thirty-one!... I'm thirty.
Justin : Is that all you care about? He practically called you a child molester.
Brian Kinney : And who should know, better than... you.
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Justin : He loves me.
Brian Kinney : Your dreamy-eyed school boy.
Justin : In ways that you can't.
Brian Kinney : In ways that I won't.
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[walking up to a drunk Emmett]
Justin : We're going to Babylon. You wanna come?
Emmett : I'm not really in the mood for men or muscles or music... I'd rather stay here, get shit-faced.
Brian : You passed shit-faced about 10 miles back.
Emmett : So I've had a few cocktails. Does that qualify me for rehab? Besides, I've already been there.
Justin : Did you see Ted?
Emmett : And you'll never guess who's there with him.
Brian : Liza?
Justin : Robert Downey, Jr.?
Brian : Ben Affleck?
Justin : Matthew Perry?
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Debbie : It's three days. Three fucking days and not one fucking word. Except for this strange cryptic message - Don't worry, Ma, I'm all right.
Justin : Doesn't sound strange or cryptic to me.
Debbie : Well, you're not a mother.
Ben : I just talked to him, Debbie, and he's all right.
Debbie : He is not all right. A mother can always read between the lines. It's the first time since Michael's learned how to pick up a phone that we haven't talked three times a day.
Justin : Three?
Brian Kinney : I know, it explains so much.
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Justin : I fucked him so hard my dick's gonna be sore for a week.
Brian Kinney : I don't wanna hear about it.
Michael : Actually, I wanna hear more...
Ted : Speak slowly and enunciate...
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Brian Kinney : You know what's wrong with our extracurricular one-fuck only policy?
Justin : Is it that after a while, you start asking yourself, am I doing this because I WANT to do it, or because I NEED to do it? And if I NEED to do it, is it to prove that I'm still young and attractive? Or because I feel unworthy of being loved?
Brian Kinney : Or maybe it's that I've had *every fuckable guy in here*!
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[Justin's making the wedding seating chart while he and Brian are talking about Gus moving]
Justin : Y'know, you amaze me. He's your son and you're acting like you don't give a shit.
Brian : They're his parents, not me. I'm just...
Justin : An uncredited guest appearance, I know. You should give yourself more credit. I see how you are when you're with him, it's like nobody else on earth exists. And the way he looks at you...
Brian : Y'know, I don't think you should seat your mom's boyfriend next to Debbie unless you're trying to scare him away.
Justin : Would you listen to me? Are you listening?
Brian : Yeah, I'm listening.
Justin : You are not your father. You love your son. Now what's it gonna take for you to admit it, another bomb?
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Brian Kinney : If someone would've told me what you were up to I would've fired your ass... if I hadn't had my dick inside it.
Justin : But I'm not sorry for anything.
Brian Kinney : I'm not saying you should be sorry, I'm saying you should apologize.
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Justin : Welcome to the real world Daph... Nobody gives a shit about a Gay-Straight Alliance.
