The Nutty Professor (1996)

Dave Chappelle: Reggie Warrington

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• Reggie Warrington : Women be shoppin'! You cannot stop a woman from shoppin'!

• Reggie Warrington : Boy's ass is so fat, he's got more crack than Harlem!

• Reggie Warrington : Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighbourhood shout Kool Aid!

• Reggie Warrington : [as a giant Sherman comes through the city]  Run for the hills, everyone, it's Fatzilla!

  [chuckles] 

  Reggie Warrington : [impressed]  Boy he looks like King Kong with titties.

• Reggie Warrington : Boy's so fat, when they cut his ass open with a pen-knife, it bleed chocolate milk! What would you do for a Klondike bar?