The Nutty Professor (1996)

Jada Pinkett Smith: Carla Purty

Photos 

Quotes 

• Professor Carla Purty : I just had to come over and introduce myself because I've been following your work for many years and I'm a big fan!

  Sherman Klump : Well, thank you very much! I'm fatter, er, *flattered* that you've been following my work the way you have.

• Professor Carla Purty : [about Reggie]  I hate this guy. I hate this guy, he is so obnoxious.

  Buddy Love : [ignores her]  Give the nigger a chance.

• [the three ladies are in the vanity room freshening up after having dinner with Buddy Love] 

  Sexy Girl : He talked to me first!

  Sexy Girl : Hey, I'm the one with the 'gluteus minimus'.

  Sexy Girl : Will you guys just chill? He said he could handle all three of us. And with a name like Buddy Love, I bet he can.

  [Carla stands out the doorway listening to them] 

  Buddy Love : [next scene, lobby, holds a room key]  Carla, are you ready to go upstairs?

  [Carla slaps him very hard in the face] 

  Buddy Love : [smiles]  I guess not!

  [Carla walks away in disgust] 

  Buddy Love : [stops her]  Whoa, hey, where are you going? What's your problem?

  Professor Carla Purty : [points at the three girls]  They're my problem! And you can handle all three of them, huh?

  Buddy Love : Oh, well, I thought after dinner you might want to have a little group activity. I mean, after all, Buddy does have a lot of love to give!

  Professor Carla Purty : Oh, you are one sick, twisted FREAK!

  [Carla storms out] 

  Buddy Love : Oh, come on, Carla what's the--hey! Hey! Go on, leave, there's more titties over here anyway!

  [the three girls giggle with Buddy] 

  Buddy Love : Think I want them two titties, I have six titties. I had two titties, now I have six. That's multiplication.

• Professor Carla Purty : Sherman, is that you? Are you all right?

  Sherman Klump : [comes out hiding handcuffs and lingerie hanging from the door]  Oh, hi, Carla, hi!

  Professor Carla Purty : [notices the whole house a mess]  Did you have a party last night?

  Sherman Klump : No, my cleaning lady is, uh--cleaning lady's sick, so I got to clean up myself.

  Professor Carla Purty : I see. You sure she didn't die?

  [Carla and Sherman laugh at this until Sherman hears a toilet flushing coming from one of the ladies Buddy had slept with] 

  Sherman Klump : Look, I'm kind of embarrassed about the way how my place is looking. So, why don't I clean up and get back with you a little later.

  Professor Carla Purty : No, no, no, Sherman, Sherman, I need to talk to you, NOW. And it's about Buddy.

  Sherman Klump : [beginning to realize this]  He hasn't been misbehaving, has he?

  Professor Carla Purty : He's an egotistical PIG and I wish I never met him. But, Sherman, I owe you a very big apology.

  Sherman Klump : You owe me an apology?

  Professor Carla Purty : Yes. Last night, I was only trying to help, I insisted that Buddy Love speak to Harlan Hartley. He took ALL the credit for your research. Now Dean Richmond...

  Sexy Girl : Where's Buddy?

  [Carla and Sherman see one of the ladies Buddy slept with wearing a camisole and standing outside Sherman's bedroom door looking suspicious and upset] 

  Sherman Klump : [nervously]  Oh...

  Professor Carla Purty : Buddy came here?

  Sherman Klump : [chuckles nervously]  No!

  Professor Carla Purty : So, what's this? You guys--you guys share girls?

  Sherman Klump : Oh, no, no, no, no.

  Professor Carla Purty : I guess I was next on the list.

  Sherman Klump : Oh, no, Carla, you don't understand!

  Professor Carla Purty : [now furious]  I cannot believe I came over here feeling sorry for you!

  [Carla storms out] 

  Sherman Klump : Carla, will you please just listen to me? I assure you, it is not what it appears to be!

  Professor Carla Purty : And you're no better than he is! You are just as sick as Buddy, and I don't want to see YOU or HIM again!

  Sherman Klump : Carla, please just listen! Carla!

  [Carla slams the door and Sherman sees a little note on it] 

  Sherman Klump : [shocked]  Eviction notice? 'Violation of noise ordinance'?