Major League II (1994)
Skip Griparis: Monte
Quotes
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Harry Doyle : So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game, ain't it Monty?
Monte : Well at least the bird survived.
Harry Doyle : Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
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[Harry is drunk when he introduces the game]
Harry Doyle : Hello, Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. The attendance today is 14 hundred and 12. Most of them left after that 10-run inning the Red Sox put up. Take over, Monty, I'm in the bag.
[head hits desk]
Monte : [as the outfielder catches the ball, the crowd is disappointed] Fly ball... Caught!
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Harry Doyle : Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told he matured a lot over the winter. Apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches, the Eliminator and the Humilator, to complement his fastball, the Terminator.
Monte : I heard that.
Harry Doyle : Dynamite drop-in, Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off.
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Harry Doyle : [Drinking whiskey, and sounding drunk] Hello, fans. Welcome back to major league baseball, sort of. Today's attendence is...
[Looks at his paper]
Harry Doyle : 1,214. Most of them left after the 10-run inning the red Sox put up, take over Monte, I'm in the bag.
[Passes out on the desk]
Monte : [Slightly excited] Me?
[Sees Cerrano hit a line drive]
Monte : Fly ball,
[sees the Red Sox right fielder catch the ball]
Monte : caught.
[Then, sees the Indians fight each other]
Monte : Hey, wake up.
Harry Doyle : What? My God. the Indians are showing signs of life in weeks.
[Willie and Rick are about to punch each other]
Harry Doyle : It seems that Willie Mays Hayes is trying to hit Vaughn, who blames him, everybody else in the league does.
[Rick tries to punch Willie, who ducks out of the way]
Harry Doyle : Vaughn is hanging his left a little low. This could hurt him in the later rounds.
