Getting Even with Dad (1994)

Ted Danson: Ray

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Quotes 

• [Ray's decorating a cake] 

  Carl : You know, Ray. Your like an artist

  [starts eating some of the cake Ray's working on] 

  Carl : , just like that Diangelo guy.

  [grabs another piece off] 

  Ray Gleason : You mean, Michaelangelo?

  Carl : Yeah, that's him. But instead of paint/plaster, you decorate cakes.

  Ray Gleason : [suddenly sees Carl eating the cake]  Did you just take that off the cake?

  Carl : [looks guilty] 

  Ray Gleason : Don't do that! You know how long I've worked on this cake?

  [Ray looks away to check on Bobby. While doing so, Carl grabs another icing chunk off the cake, but Ray catches him] 

  Ray Gleason : Did you just poke the cake again?

  Carl : [looks guilty] 

  Ray Gleason : Go stand over there next to Bobby!

• Ray Gleason : So, you dating yet?

  Timmy : I'm eleven.

  Ray Gleason : Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.

• [repeated line - about Bobbie smoking cigars] 

  Ray Gleason : Douse it.

• Ray Gleason : But, Kitty! Wait! This is a bad time! I'm very busy this week.

  Kitty : I've had him for 3 years. 3 years. You can handle a week.

  [takes off] 

  Ray Gleason : Kitty! Kitty! Don't go! Wait!

• Timmy : [finds a bra on the car seat and holds it up]  Is this one of yours? Ooh la la!

  Ray Gleason : [sarcastically]  That's very funny.