Full Frontal (1993–1997)
John Walker: Various Characters
Quotes
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Various Characters : [News reader] There will be a wet t-shirt contest this weekend for anyone who stands between me and the toilet.
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Various Characters : [News reader] Tonight's top news. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the stupid persons house. Knock-knock. Who is it? It's the chicken.
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Various Characters : [News reader] Police have stated a burglar broke into the Abbotsford police station on Friday night and stole all of the toilets. The police said they have nothing to go on.