Scrooged (1988)
Carol Kane: Ghost of Christmas Present
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Quotes
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Ghost of Christmas Present : Close your eyes...! And think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...
[She notices Frank peeking and goes to jab his eys with two fingers]
Ghost of Christmas Present : Nooooo peeking!
[Frank blocks the jab and closes his eyes]
Ghost of Christmas Present : Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!
[She punches Frank]
Frank Cross : My jaw!
Ghost of Christmas Present : Sometimes the truth is painful, Frank.
[She slaps his face]
Ghost of Christmas Present : But it's made your cheeks rosy and your eyes bright!
Frank Cross : If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?
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Frank Cross : [about Calvin] He's a bright little guy. What's wrong with him?
Ghost of Christmas Present : He hasn't spoken since he saw his father killed five years ago. He just drifted away, like Sleeping Beauty.
Frank Cross : I didn't know Grace's husband died.
Ghost of Christmas Present : Oh Frank, don't you remember the time she wore black for a year?
Frank Cross : I remember her wearing black... I thought it was a fashion thing. Everybody was wearing black!
Ghost of Christmas Present : Oh Frank.
Frank Cross : Well, is he going to be okay?
Ghost of Christmas Present : It's his choice, only he can break the spell.
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The Ghost of Christmas Present : Oh, what is this, Frank? Oh, oh look, Frank! It's a toaster!
[hits him in the forehead with the toaster]
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The Ghost of Christmas Present : Don't vex me Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup.
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Ghost of Christmas Present : Sometimes you have to *slap* them in the face just to get their attention!
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Frank Cross : If you TOUCH me again, I'm gonna rip your goddamn wings off, okay?
The Ghost of Christmas Present : Ooh, you know I like the rough stuff, don't you, Frank?
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Ghost of Christmas Present : [repeating the question] On the "Addams Family", what instrument did Lurch play?
Frank Cross : I may be invisible, but I am *not deaf!*
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Ghost of Christmas Present : You know I like the rough stuff, don't you, Frank?
