My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)
Dan Aykroyd: Steven Mills
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Quotes
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Steven Mills : Would you mind if I kissed you?
Celeste Martin : Does it hurt?
Steven Mills : Not the way I do it.
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Steven Mills : I think... I think...
Celeste Martin : What?
Steven Mills : Would I scare you... if I told you I love you?
Celeste Martin : Not unless you hit me at the same time.
Steven Mills : I'm serious.
Celeste Martin : So am I!
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Celeste Martin : [after changing to new dress in Dr. Mills' car] Is this acceptable?
Steven Mills : Is the drool apparent?
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Steven Mills : If you want my secrets, you'll eat my sandwich!
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[after a long & strange make out, both somewhat out of breath]
Steven Mills : I've never felt anything like that before.
Celeste Martin : Do I now have to eat the chocolate from Pennsylvania?
Steven Mills : [laughs; looks slightly confused] What?
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Steven Mills : What else do you do out there, break hearts? Here we go to warm places together.
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Steven Mills : [to the family dog] Dave! How are you and your thousand fleas this morning?
