Overboard (1987)
Jamie Wild: Greg
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Quotes
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Dean Proffitt : Hey hey hey, guys, look who's home!
Greg Proffitt : Hi Mom!
Travis Proffitt : Hi Mom!
Charlie Proffitt : [in a raspy voice] Hi Mom!
Greg Proffitt : [pretending to cry] Gee Mom, we really missed you, we're so glad you're baaaaaack!
[Dean sticks his hand out to tell the boys to stop the dramatics]
Annie : They aren't mine...
Dean Proffitt : Oh I was sure you'd remember them!
Annie : I think I'd remember if I had 3 children...
Dean Proffitt : Four, honey, don't forget little Joe!
[Joe sticks his head out the window and waves; Annie faints after believing she had four sons with Dean]
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Annie : Joey, don't, honey. Don't, don't get that near your eyes, sweetie. Look, I want you to read this; you see what it says? "Don't get near your eyes". Read on.
[Joey looks at the bottle for a few seconds, then tosses it aside and goes to bed]
Annie : What's this all about?
Charlie Proffitt : He's embarrassed 'cause he doesn't know how to read.
Annie : Well, he's a small child.
Travis Proffitt : He can't read for a small child, either.
Greg Proffitt : The teacher makes fun of him.
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Dean Proffitt : [home from work] Hey guys, what's going on?
Greg Proffitt : [stops playing piano] I got the part of Tiny Tim in the school play!
Charlie Proffitt : [looks up from homework] I got an A in English!
Travis Proffitt : [looks up from homework] I'm flunking math.
Dean Proffitt : Yeah well we'll work on the math after dinner.
Annie : [teaching Joey to read with comic books] You're just in time, Dr. Death's on the rampage.
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Dean Proffitt : What's going on here?
Charlie Proffitt : We're gonna get Mom back.
Joey Proffitt : We miss her.
Greg Proffitt : Yeah, she cut the crust off the bread.
Travis Proffitt : She doesn't take any of my shit either, I need discipline.
Greg Proffitt : We've got three dollars and four cents.
Charlie Proffitt : Yeah, we're gonna go rent a fishing boat and we're gonna get her back.
Dean Proffitt : Well no fishing boat's going to catch a yacht, especially at that price.
Greg Proffitt : Maybe she'll change her mind and come back.
Travis Proffitt : Oh right, doofus, she's on a yacht heading to New York!
Joey Proffitt : This is a job for Dr. Death!
Greg Proffitt : Yeah! Dr. Death could do it!
Travis Proffitt : We've got to do something, *right*, Dad?
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Dean Proffitt : [finds Annie near catatonic] What's wrong with her?
Charlie Proffitt : She's been like that for an hour now!
Travis Proffitt : She's getting better though.
Dean Proffitt : Better?
Charlie Proffitt : Yeah she's not going
Charlie Proffitt , Travis Proffitt , Greg Proffitt , Joey Proffitt : Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt : Why'd she do that?
Travis Proffitt : She destroyed the scarecrow, Dad, she ripped that sucker's head off!
Joey Proffitt : [in a Pee Wee Herman voice] I like when she goes bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt : [waves hand in front of her eyes] Hey, baby doll? What's for dinner?
Annie : [distantly] Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt : Alright, I got it from here. Get upstairs.
[picks Annie up]
Charlie Proffitt : Dad, will you trade her in for a new one?
Dean Proffitt : Nah, she'll be alright.
[takes her out to the rain barrel and dunks her in]
