Vacation (1983)

Eddie Bracken: Roy Walley

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Quotes 

• Clark Griswald : I just want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were... if you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children?

  Roy Walley : No.

• Roy Walley : Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.

• Clark Griswald : Roy... can I call you Roy? Have you even driven cross-country?

  Roy Walley : Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to Florida. Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. The smell from the back seat was terrible.

  Clark Griswald : Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell. Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed?

  Roy Walley : Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida.

• Grover : Mr. Walley, he treated me like a dog, Mr. Walley! He humiliated my human decency, this guy!

  Roy Walley : [confused]  What did he do to your dog?

  Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Well, uh, he kidnapped me, Mr. Walley, but I tell ya, I had a great time on your rides. It was the most fantastic time I ever had in my life! I like the part where it goes REALLY way up.

  Roy Walley : I'm glad you liked it.

  [to policeman] 

  Roy Walley : Now what's happening right now?

  Clark : [to Ellen]  It's Roy Walley, honey!

  Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Yeah, Mr. Walley, my name is Russ Lasky, I-I met you at the summer picnic last year, and I just want to tell you, I had the greatest time in my life.

  Policeman : They kidnapped one of my men, sir.

  Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I was the one who was sick. Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! Normally, I get sick on all your rides...

  Roy Walley : QUIET!

  Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I didn't even get sick once.