Dick Sargent: Capt. Elwood Prohaska
Quotes
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Capt. Elwood Prohaska : Now, what else do you have to suggest we do about this dry spell?
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell : Get girls.
Capt. Elwood Prohaska : Girls? That's impossible.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell : Well, I know they'll never replace beer, but it's worth a try.
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Capt. Elwood Prohaska : [delivering Sgt. O'Farrell's eulogy] He always knew what to do... till the day he died.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell : He died? Who, me? That's the Army for you. Nobody tells ya anything.
