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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.Phyllis Diller
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In kindergarten, we'd tell stories with our toys. We'd set a timer for two hours because we knew that was how long a movie was.Matt Duffer
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I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?Jessica Savitch
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I always keep a small timer next to me to tell me how many seconds I have to wash each part of my face.Momo Hirai
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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.Conan O'Brien
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I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.Stephen Bayley
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Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window.Delia Smith
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When you become a first timer in a thing, there's no way you can know everything.Ron Rivera
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Bob Monkhouse
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I have a hard time writing, and I usually have to put a timer at my desk and put it on for an hour. But I love to illustrate, and I can hardly stop myself.Jan Brett
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I remember taking a timer into a pastry exam at college, and the examiner had never seen that before, but I was adamant about precision: getting it just right and paying attention to detail.Rick Stein
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When you're running a route, timing is everything. You have an internal clock - a timer that goes off in your mind that tells you that you need to be ready for the ball - and you have to get to your spot on time.Davante Adams
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No one iced their body in professional wrestling before me. I did it because I was 35, 36, 37. I was already what would have been considered an old timer.Diamond Dallas Page
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Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters. - Delia Smith
Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.Delia Smith
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Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but I'd like to be able to pick them up without Nurofen first.Tom Hollander
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July is high burglary season because so many people leave town. To help avoid making that obvious, suspend your newspaper subscription and have your mail held. Another clear indication is if all your lights are off for an extended period. To fix that, you can buy a timer for about $30.Jean Chatzky
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In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.Kurt Braunohler
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Keep a Day Timer so you know where you are supposed to be and when. Whether this system is in a tangible, printed version or on your mobile device, by having a Day Timer, you can stay organized throughout the day.Clay Clark
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Television is like speed chess, as you have no time and no money. It is like trying to play Grandmaster chess with a 20 minute timer. The rewards are great, though, as it moves faster and you get to see the finished results much quicker.Dean Devlin
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One of the things that helps my vocal health immensely out on the road is stopping all my eating/drinking at least four hours before I go to bed. I actually set a timer after my last meal so I can't cheat. This is to prevent acid reflux when I lay down in my bunk at night.Lzzy Hale
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