There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.Clint Eastwood
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Financial independence is paramount. My mom always says that when a woman is financially independent, she has the ability to live life on her own terms. I think that was the soundest advice that I ever got. No matter where you go in life or who you get married to, you have to be financially independent - whether you use it or not.Priyanka Chopra
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.Ann Landers
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.H. L. Mencken
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I'm married to a dear little girl who holds a bachelor's degree from the University of Pennsylvania and a master's degree from the University of Pennsylvania and a Ph.D. degree from the University of Pennsylvania.Percy Julian
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Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.Sandra Bullock
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.Robert Frost
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I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.Lord Byron
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.Rod Stewart
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People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.Keanu Reeves
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Before I was married to Martin and became a King, I was a proud Scott, shaped by my mother's discernment and my father's strength.Coretta Scott King
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.Lewis Grizzard
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I married a university professor, raised a son, and worked as an academic librarian. My husband and I moved to the Ozarks, bought a farm, and started a commercial beekeeping business. And divorced.Sue Hubbell
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My husband and I have been married for 15 years. He is a priest in the Church of Sweden. I have a faith, but it's not so formal. We made our peace with that.Sofia Helin
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.Samuel Foote
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I started out just as Elvis was going into the army, Jerry Lee Lewis married his 14-year-old cousin, and Little Richard became a priest.Neil Sedaka
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I met my husband, Jacob, in medical school. We married and went to live in Hawaii where his family lived. It was very beautiful, but I wasn't used to being on an island and needed wide open spaces. Eventually we moved to Maine, New England.Tess Gerritsen
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.Rodney Dangerfield
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Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.Jack Benny
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rita Rudner
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I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.Seth MacFarlane
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I became married at a young age and had two daughters and divorced at 26. I had to go on welfare to make ends meet. I had no way to support myself.Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.P. J. O'Rourke
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.Katharine Hepburn
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.Barry Humphries
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I married a Florentine. We bought a house, had a family, and after a decade in our little Hollywood nest, we said, 'Let's go to Tuscany.' Tell God you can't make him laugh, but the next thing I know, my cooking show has become a hit, and they're asking for more seasons, and they want it to be in the States.Debi Mazar
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We got a lot of gay fan mail when the show first started. Something to do with being in San Francisco and being a big, burly guy with a big moustache. But we're both happily married. To women.Jamie Hyneman
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I used to live with my grandmother. I used to wonder why the other kids in school went home with their mothers and fathers. I wanted to be the guy that got married. I wanted to be the guy with the children and the white picket fence. I never had that.Kevin Gates
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I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.Nikola Tesla
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I never owned a suit until after the election. I got married in jeans and boots. My wife and I, when we went to prom, I was in a pair of jeans.Markwayne Mullin
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When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.Mary Oliver
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My parents, Santos and Lupe Padilla, immigrated separately from Mexico and met in Los Angeles in the late 1960s. It was love at first sight and the young couple decided to get married, apply for green cards, and start a family.Alex Padilla
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.Joanne Woodward
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Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.Howie Carr
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I'm incredibly fortunate to have met the intelligent, generous, risk-taking, stimulating man to whom I am married. He's really amazing.Cate Blanchett
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What we know is that when girls don't go to school, they earn lower salaries. They get married earlier. They have higher infant and maternal mortality rates. And they're more likely to contract HIV, less likely to immunize their children.Michelle Obama
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I always knew I wanted to have children of my own. I met my husband Daniel when I was 23; we were married when I was pregnant with my first child, Ossian. We've had our ups and downs like every couple, especially when we were younger.Sofia Helin
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.Benjamin Disraeli
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