I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

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Time, Water, Know, Some, Add, Bought, Instant, One Time

Related Authors

George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Groucho Marx, Robin Williams, Lucille Ball, W. C. Fields, Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, P. J. O'Rourke

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American - Comedian Born: December 6, 1955

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My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.Steven Wright

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