Urban Dictionary Tees

bullshot: n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot. Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

Gayborhood: N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

kenlet: A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

I mean I guess bro: a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response. Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

abandonware: n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Foot prisons: Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

cornholio: Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

mickey mousing: In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Haram ball: A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

joybait: excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

fudanshi: Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

country mile: When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

Regular Degular: Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

feeder: Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

give a hoot don't pollute: the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

grandnibling: Sibling's grandchild.

Young Ho: People in their early 20s that take shortcuts sometimes, because life is hard and making it harder for yourself is just not the young ho mindset.

Pain Cave: A home gym setup, generally used by cyclists, but also popular with other disciplines. It refers to a dedicated area, generally in a basement (hence, "cave") where long, grueling exercise sessions take place.

Nutshot: It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not. Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball. Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Nerd neck: A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

love peace and chicken grease: "another of sayin peace out or good bye"

prickup: slip of the tongue perhaps, Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

Serial Monogamist: Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one. Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues. Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

liquid lunch: A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

dunzo: Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

ankle biter: Someone or something that bites your ankles. To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog. To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler. To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick. And so on.

Male Pattern Blindness: When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Pretty Privilege: A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.