Patch Drops - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES
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Teams Nobody Asked For
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Jesus, That's Funny
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I Hate People
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Cruise Collection
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Hot Patch Summer
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Japanese Wave
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Marijuana - We’d Smoke That
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Wolves Howling At The Moon
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Bigfoot / Sasquatch / Yeti
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Vikings
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After This We're Getting...
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Aliens
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Skulls
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Pirate Flags
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Halloween Heroes
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Carnival Of Killer Clowns
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Gorillas
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Cowboys / Cowgirls
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Aloha
Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...
View full detailsBusy doing absolutely nothing—and proud of it. 😌Our “Do Not Disturb – I’m Busy Doing Nothing” patch is the ultimate out-of-office statement. Design...
View full detailsBall was inside. Everyone saw it. ⚾ “Most Likely to Yell at the Umpire” is straight-up baseball reality. Whether it’s players, coaches, or parents—...
View full detailsIt’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...
View full detailsHe brews it. ☕✝️ “Jesus Doesn’t Buy Coffee – Hebrews It” is a smart, pun-driven faith joke that hits instantly. Simple, clever, and guaranteed to g...
View full detailsGame? What game? 🍿 “I’m Just Here For The Snacks” gets the full 90s treatment—bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. It’s for anyone who treats ...
View full detailsWhy give me anything to hit? ⚾ “I’d Walk Me Too” is confident, self-aware baseball humor for players who know they’re a problem at the plate—or at ...
View full detailsBaseball is great. The food is…greater. 🌭⚾ “I Came For The Hot Dogs” is for fans who know exactly what they’re here for. Ninth inning? Sure. Anothe...
View full detailsThe message that changed everything. ✝️ “He Is Risen” is a powerful declaration of faith and hope. Simple, direct, and deeply meaningful, it stands...
View full detailsSource of strength. ✝️ “Powered By Jesus” is a simple, confident statement of faith. It’s about where your strength, purpose, and direction come fr...
View full detailsJust keeping it simple, bro. ✝️ “Jesus Saves Bro” brings a laid-back, modern voice to a timeless message. It’s casual, relatable, and hits with jus...
View full details😴 “Professional Napper” isn’t laziness—it’s a skill that’s been carefully developed over time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...
View full details🥷🥚 “Professional Egg Hider” is for the ones who don’t just hide eggs… they create legends. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...
View full details🥚 “Official Egg Hunter” isn’t a title—it’s a responsibility. And you take it seriously… especially if candy is involved. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...
View full detailsVictory declared. ✝️ “The King Is Alive” is a bold statement of faith, celebrating life, hope, and the power behind the message. It’s confident, up...
View full detailsFuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...
View full detailsIt’s a serious responsibility. 🍬 “Official Candy Inspector” brings a playful, badge-style vibe to anyone who takes quality control very seriously. ...
View full detailsNature’s process… explained. 🐰🥚 “Making Easter Eggs” is a bold, tongue-in-cheek take on how things really get done. It’s playful, a little outrageo...
View full detailsSimple message. Big impact. ✝️ “Jesus Taught Love Not Hate” is a direct reminder of what matters most. It’s about leading with love, choosing grace...
View full detailsLet’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...
View full detailsEvery time. ✝️ “Grace Wins” is a short, powerful reminder that grace has the final word. It’s uplifting, confident, and rooted in a message that re...
View full detailsChoose faith. ✝️ “Faith Over Fear” is a bold reminder to trust over worry and stand strong in what you believe. Simple, direct, and meaningful in a...
View full detailsUndisputed. 🐣 “Egg Hunt Champion” is a fun, competitive nod to Easter’s most important event. Fast finds, full baskets, and bragging rights include...
View full detailsWe all believe in something. 🍫 “Chocolate Is My Religion” is a playful take on devotion—sweet, relatable, and hard to argue with. It’s perfect for ...
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