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Sorry, I only krill. I have a krilling license. For krilling. Like Krill Bonds.

Sounds like a krill issue. Get more krill. Let them merge. The Krillion will help you next time. Do not reject the Krillion. Embrace the Krillion. Become krill. Join the Krillion.

The fire combo was hard to pull off at first, but the success felt so rewarding! I absolutely adored this game!

There are 2 arms?!

I am going to chop down the amazonian f*rest now

Splitting bullets, RPG and helix barrel makes the screen become a wonderful mess of orange, yellow and black

The truth is tha

Very nice, but I do wish there was a way to use movement with the left hand

Dang, that last level was HARD but the movement is very fun! I love the boot most, but all the items are good

Very fun, I managed to beat the game hitless!

Edit : I beat it hitless, without slow-mo, resetting after 1 hit and after touching the floor

Very fun but jumping could be improved

Edit : I beat it without firing a shot from my  hand

Correct! The voice IS an instrument and, as a nice little bonus, when I fall down the stairs I become a percussion instrument!

What a terrible cube. I hate it.

The beautiful country of maple syrup (90% by Quebec) and not being America

I picked Canadian because it was the closest to Quebecois (which is the closest to Témiscouatain (which is the closest to Cabanois (I am an ultra-hyper-specific nationalist)))

And also it's funny to say that my gender is canadian.

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Good point. What if, at all times, EVERYTHING is an instrument?

I know I'm not wrong because I can use a trumpet as a paperweight instead of an instrument. That trumpet is not being instrumented, it is a mere paperweight.

Because they are wrong. A trumpet isn't always an instrument, it's sometimes a  piece of decor and sometimes a tool of warfare.

Simple. Take your local catalytic converter. If you don't try hard enough, it's just a catalytic converter. But if you do make it make music, then it becomes an instrument.

Only if you try hard enough

I went deaf squared 10/10

It's actually nice people will be give ice cream (uranium edition)

"L" as a reply is a... Well it's a rather poor way to engage in this particular situation.

13 dead, that's a reasonable price.

I played it deaf, was fun!

WRONG! You cannot spell comwatermunism without WATER!

I think Hector wants me to call him again

Counterpoint : it's a gay game, play it!

I may be weird but I'm not a creep

I tried it, now I'm part of a dragon's hoard. Can't complain, all the things he hoards are either soft, cute, silly or pathetic.

Thank you very much! I really like the ruby sprite!

The game was great but I now have an unstoppable hatred of children.

9/10 (There are unfortunately children in this game)