Pythagorean Theorem

Too many.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

ja

この利用者は日本語を母語としています。

This user can speak Japanese.

fr-1

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

snuk

This user says snuck.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"…"?

This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

AIM-5

2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

IntS-5

Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

LE-3

This user does punctuation and capitalization, but correct grammer and spilleng be daymnd.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

1337-5

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This user can write HTML.

This user is a Betta owner.

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

/.

This user has a Slashdot account.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Windows XP.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user has their display resolution set to 1152×864.

This user drinks tea.

This user enjoys chess.

1337

7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.

This user prefers the Original DS over the DS Lite

This user plays online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection.

This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.

塊魂

Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

KH

This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.

This user plays games in the Kirby series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user plays Tetris.

An Adventurer is this User.

This user is interested in
World War II

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in fantasy.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user loves rainy days.

This user loves the Winter.

Orange

This user loves the colour orange.

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$ .

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

This user knows fifty digits of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}

This user loves problem solving.

~_~

This user is a definite fan of anime.

D

This user is a Digidestined.

ドラえもん

This user has a robot cat from the future.

雛見沢

This user lives in the village of Hinamizawa.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user reads science fiction.

OSC

This user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

This user reads webcomics.

This user is a musician.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the viola.

This user likes most types of music.

This user needs more cowbell.

Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo!

This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user is fascinated by false colour astronomy representations.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in the natural sciences.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

\scriptstyle {\frac {\partial ^{2}\Psi }{\partial t^{2}}}=\nabla ^{2}\Psi

This user is interested in mathematical physics.

This user loves calculators.

This user is a Trekkie.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user has asthma.

This user is near sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user is female.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

sibs-0

This user is an only child on their mother's side.

User:Carinemily/Userboxes/crazyabout

This user is asexual.

This user is a Taurus.

This user is secretly a communist .

This user is from Earth.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

Actually, the Internet is serious business.