Christopholes

Just a wikignome editing randomly. I also tag things on the New Pages feed.

Because I'm vain

Writing

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

US

This user uses American English.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

Programming

bash-1

This user is a beginner Bash programmer.

bat-1

This user is an occasional Batch programmer.

C-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

C++-2

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

js-1

This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.

Java-2

This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.

pas-1

This user is a beginning Pascal programmer.

py-1

This user is a beginning Python programmer.

About me (long)

A+

This user is CompTIA A+ certified.

Christopholes

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.

This user has an undergraduate degree in Computer Science with a minor in Physics.

This user has depression.

This male user supports feminism.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural.

This user is interested in evolutionary biology.

This user is interested in zoology.

This user is interested in
Herpetology

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user loves rainy days.

This user likes foggy days.

K

This user uses the Kelvin scale, because 0K is much cooler than
−273.15°C or −459.67°F.

20+

This user is a vicenarian.

Long hair

This user believes that long hair is the way to go for men.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

NEW
LIFE

This user needs and wishes they had a life.

SOFFA

This user identifies as a significant other, friend, family, or ally of one or more transgender, transsexual, or genderqueer people.

This user enjoys films.

This user despises 3-D films.

This user loves documentaries.

R

This user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

This user enjoys Film, particularly Film Noir and Alfred Hitchcock.

UNIVERSAL HORROR

This user is a fan of
Universal Horror.

This user's looking at you, kid.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

🐦	This user is the stuff that dreams are made of.

Support Your Local Sheriff!

This user has never made any secret of the fact that basically he or she's on their way to Australia.

W

This user did nawt hit her. It's nawt true. It's bullshit. I did nawt hit her. I did naaaawt. Oh hai, Mark.

Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn.

This user has read 4 of William Shakespeare's plays.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This user is against DRM.

~~Comic Sans~~

This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user ❤ spicy foods

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.

This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza.

This user eats crab.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats potato chips.

This user loves sausages.

BAM!

This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user enjoys seafood dishes.

This user loves to eat avocados.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats raspberries.

This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.

This user eats sushi.

This user eats shellfish

This user loves marzipan

This user loves flan.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

H₂O

This user drinks water regularly.

This user prefers fair trade coffee.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

This user drinks grapefruit juice.

This user drinks pomegranate juice.

C₂H₅OH-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.

This user is a Dungeon Master.

This user is a GURPS GM, author and playtester.

This user is a storyteller

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user enjoys backpacking.

This user is a hunter.

This user loves to go camping.

This user enjoys fishing.

This user enjoys walking.

This user likes walking by the
Coast

This user supports sustainable living.

This user is an Internet addict
and is proud of it.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

Music

O.G.

This user is past the point of no return.

This user is a baritone.

lapsed

This user is a lapsed musician.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user enjoys Classical music.

This user loves opera.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user enjoys smooth jazz.

This user does not enjoy Gospel music.

This user loves Chuck Berry.

This user enjoys Bing Crosby for he's the rolling baritone.

pno-1

This user is a novice pianist.

This user plays the viola.

voc-2

This user is an intermediate vocalist.

Computer stuff

This user is a proud MediaWiki third-party wiki system administrator.

This user does not "Like" Facebook.

This user had a profile on Google+.

This user still remembers these.

?

This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Google Calendar.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using AbiWord.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

This user contributes using
Xubuntu.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

Wiki Projects

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Gastropods.

Other Wikipedia boxen

This user has contributed 2 images to Wikipedia and Commons.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 14 years, 5 months and 10 days.

61	This user has created 61 of Wikipedia's 6,919,714 articles.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

This user sometimes or always feels useless on wikipedia.

To do

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