King of the Hill (1997)

Tuesday, February 18

Hank Hill, his friends and family live in suburban Texas.

Tuesday, February 18

Hank Hill, his friends and family live in suburban Texas.

Wednesday, February 19

Manger Baby Einstein

Season 13 • Episode 17

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Wednesday, February 19

Uh-Oh Canada

Season 13 • Episode 18

Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

Wednesday, February 19

Hank Hill, his friends and family live in suburban Texas.

Wednesday, February 19

Hank Hill, his friends and family live in suburban Texas.

Thursday, February 20

The Boy Can't Help It

Season 13 • Episode 19

A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that his son is being emasculated.

Thursday, February 20

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis...

Season 13 • Episode 9

Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.

Thursday, February 20

Master of Puppets

Season 13 • Episode 10

When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other.

Friday, February 21

To Sirloin With Love

Season 13 • Episode 20

Bobby's knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.

Friday, February 21

The Honeymooners

Season 13 • Episode 21

Hank's mother announces her decision to marry a man Hank has never met.

Friday, February 21

Uncool Customer

Season 13 • Episode 12

Peggy becomes friends with the coolest mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.

Friday, February 21

Nancy Does Dallas

Season 13 • Episode 13

Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas.

Saturday, February 22

Bill Gathers Moss

Season 13 • Episode 22

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss.

Saturday, February 22

When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out With Her in the Janitor's Closet

Season 13 • Episode 23

Dale argues with Joseph about the girl he has been dating and ends up in a mental institution.

Saturday, February 22

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day

Season 13 • Episode 24

Kahn's manic depression threatens to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill.

Saturday, February 22

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

The Hills live in suburban Texas, where people know everyone's business.

Saturday, February 22

Born Again on the Fourth of July

Season 13 • Episode 14

Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen.

Saturday, February 22

Serves Me Right for Giving Gen. George S. Patton the Bathroom Key

Season 13 • Episode 15

Hank receives a box of his late father's personal effects and a set of bizarre last requests.

Saturday, February 22

Manger Baby Einstein

Season 13 • Episode 17

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Saturday, February 22

Bad News Bill

Season 13 • Episode 16

Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's skills.

Sunday, February 23

Square Peg

Season 1 • Episode 2

The school principal recruits Peg to teach human sexuality to Bobby's class.

Sunday, February 23

The Order of the Straight Arrow

Season 1 • Episode 3

Hank gets in trouble when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.

Sunday, February 23

Hank's Got the Willies

Season 1 • Episode 4

Bobby accidentally hits his hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf club.

Sunday, February 23

Luanne's Saga

Season 1 • Episode 5

Luanne breaks up with Buckley and moves in with Boomhauer; with Chuck Mangione.

Sunday, February 23

Hank's Unmentionable Problem

Season 1 • Episode 6

Hank must follow a vegetarian diet to relieve his intestinal distress.

Sunday, February 23

Westie Side Story

Season 1 • Episode 7

Hank tangles with his new Laotian neighbors when the two families' dogs mate.

Sunday, February 23

Shins of the Father

Season 1 • Episode 8

Hank must confront his visiting father when Bobby begins imitating his chauvinistic behavior.

Sunday, February 23

Peggy the Boggle Champ

Season 1 • Episode 9

Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas.

Sunday, February 23

Keeping Up With Our Joneses

Season 1 • Episode 10

Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to the family's nicotine addiction.

Sunday, February 23

King of the Ant Hill

Season 1 • Episode 11

Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when they compete for the best lawn on the block.

Sunday, February 23

Plastic White Female

Season 1 • Episode 12

Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party.

Sunday, February 23

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Season 2 • Episode 1

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.

Sunday, February 23

Texas City Twister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when a twister threatens Arlen.

Sunday, February 23

The Arrowhead

Season 2 • Episode 3

After Hank finds arrowheads in his yard, an archaeological dig turns his life upside down.

Sunday, February 23

Uh-Oh Canada

Season 13 • Episode 18

Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

Sunday, February 23

To Sirloin With Love

Season 13 • Episode 20

Bobby's knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.

Sunday, February 23

Bill Gathers Moss

Season 13 • Episode 22

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss.

Sunday, February 23

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day

Season 13 • Episode 24

Kahn's manic depression threatens to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill.

Monday, February 24

Hilloween

Season 2 • Episode 4

Hank and his pals play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.

Monday, February 24

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Season 2 • Episode 5

Hank unknowingly buys crack for fishing bait and gets arrested.

Monday, February 24

Husky Bobby

Season 2 • Episode 6

Bobby finds success as a model for husky children's clothes, much to the dismay of Hank.

Monday, February 24

Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman

Season 3 • Episode 1

Three of the four people involved in the Mega Lo Mart blast survive.

Monday, February 24

Peggy's Headache

Season 3 • Episode 3

Peggy tries to anonymously inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn.

Tuesday, February 25

Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman

Season 3 • Episode 1

Three of the four people involved in the Mega Lo Mart blast survive.

Tuesday, February 25

Peggy's Headache

Season 3 • Episode 3

Peggy tries to anonymously inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn.

Tuesday, February 25

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg

Season 2 • Episode 7

Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band (Green Day) to a game of paint ball.

Tuesday, February 25

The Son That Got Away

Season 2 • Episode 8

Bobby and a classmate run away from home together after being disciplined in school.

Tuesday, February 25

Pregnant Paws

Season 3 • Episode 4

Hank and Peggy debate having a child after trying to help their dog.

Tuesday, February 25

Next of Shin

Season 3 • Episode 5

Cotton's wife is pregnant, and he flees to Vegas with Hank in pursuit.

Wednesday, February 26

Pregnant Paws

Season 3 • Episode 4

Hank and Peggy debate having a child after trying to help their dog.

Wednesday, February 26

Next of Shin

Season 3 • Episode 5

Cotton's wife is pregnant, and he flees to Vegas with Hank in pursuit.

Wednesday, February 26

Peggy's Pageant Fever

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.

Wednesday, February 26

Good Hill Hunting

Season 3 • Episode 8

The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive.

Thursday, February 27

Peggy's Pageant Fever

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.

Thursday, February 27

Good Hill Hunting

Season 3 • Episode 8

The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive.

Thursday, February 27

The Company Man

Season 2 • Episode 9

Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor.

Thursday, February 27

Bobby Slam

Season 2 • Episode 10

When the school creates a girls wrestling team, Bobby is matched with Connie.

Thursday, February 27

A Fire Fighting We Will Go

Season 3 • Episode 10

Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen.

Thursday, February 27

To Spank, With Love

Season 3 • Episode 11

Substitute-teacher Peggy spanks a student, giving her a hard-nosed reputation.

Friday, February 28

A Fire Fighting We Will Go

Season 3 • Episode 10

Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen.

Friday, February 28

To Spank, With Love

Season 3 • Episode 11

Substitute-teacher Peggy spanks a student, giving her a hard-nosed reputation.

Friday, February 28

Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Season 2 • Episode 11

Hank's mother arrives for Christmas with a Jewish fiance in tow.

Friday, February 28

Meet the Manger Babies

Season 2 • Episode 12

Luanne's televised puppet show interferes with Hank's Super Bowl plans.

Friday, February 28

Snow Job

Season 2 • Episode 13

Strickland has a heart attack; Hank loses a promotion to a sycophant.

Friday, February 28

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Season 3 • Episode 12

Assistant coach Hank is pleased when Bobby joins the football team.

Friday, February 28

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Season 3 • Episode 13

Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works.

Saturday, March 1

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Season 3 • Episode 12

Assistant coach Hank is pleased when Bobby joins the football team.

Saturday, March 1

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Season 3 • Episode 13

Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works.

Saturday, March 1

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Season 3 • Episode 14

Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he swaps Luanne's birth control pills with candy.

Saturday, March 1

Sleight of Hank

Season 3 • Episode 15

Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act.

Saturday, March 1

Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

Season 3 • Episode 16

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack."

Saturday, March 1

Escape From Party Island

Season 3 • Episode 17

Hank takes his mother and her friends to Galveston during spring break.

Sunday, March 2

Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

Season 3 • Episode 16

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack."

Sunday, March 2

Escape From Party Island

Season 3 • Episode 17

Hank takes his mother and her friends to Galveston during spring break.

Sunday, March 2

Hank's Cowboy Movie

Season 3 • Episode 19

Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen.

Sunday, March 2

Dog Dale Afternoon

Season 3 • Episode 20

The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower.

Sunday, March 2

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Season 3 • Episode 21

Bobby burns down the church at the party welcoming the new minister.

Sunday, March 2

Death and Texas

Season 3 • Episode 22

Peggy tutors a death-row prisoner, which has implications for Dale as well as herself.

Monday, March 3

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Season 3 • Episode 21

Bobby burns down the church at the party welcoming the new minister.

Monday, March 3

Death and Texas

Season 3 • Episode 22

Peggy tutors a death-row prisoner, which has implications for Dale as well as herself.

Monday, March 3

Wings of the Dope

Season 3 • Episode 23

The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she sees Buckley's spirit bouncing on a trampoline.

Monday, March 3

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

Season 3 • Episode 24

Hank doesn't give Peggy enough credit as the star pitcher of his company's coed softball team.

Tuesday, March 4

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

The Hills live in suburban Texas, where people know everyone's business.

Tuesday, March 4

Square Peg

Season 1 • Episode 2

The school principal recruits Peg to teach human sexuality to Bobby's class.

Tuesday, March 4

The Order of the Straight Arrow

Season 1 • Episode 3

Hank gets in trouble when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.

Tuesday, March 4

Hank's Got the Willies

Season 1 • Episode 4

Bobby accidentally hits his hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf club.

Tuesday, March 4

Wings of the Dope

Season 3 • Episode 23

The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she sees Buckley's spirit bouncing on a trampoline.

Tuesday, March 4

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

Season 3 • Episode 24

Hank doesn't give Peggy enough credit as the star pitcher of his company's coed softball team.

Tuesday, March 4

As Old as the Hills

Season 3 • Episode 25

Cotton and Didi anticipate the baby's arrival with Bobby; Hank and Peggy go sky-diving.

Tuesday, March 4

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Season 4 • Episode 1

Peggy's future hangs by a parachute cord as she sky-dives on her anniversary.

Wednesday, March 5

Luanne's Saga

Season 1 • Episode 5

Luanne breaks up with Buckley and moves in with Boomhauer; with Chuck Mangione.

Wednesday, March 5

Hank's Unmentionable Problem

Season 1 • Episode 6

Hank must follow a vegetarian diet to relieve his intestinal distress.

Wednesday, March 5

Westie Side Story

Season 1 • Episode 7

Hank tangles with his new Laotian neighbors when the two families' dogs mate.

Wednesday, March 5

Shins of the Father

Season 1 • Episode 8

Hank must confront his visiting father when Bobby begins imitating his chauvinistic behavior.

Wednesday, March 5

As Old as the Hills

Season 3 • Episode 25

Cotton and Didi anticipate the baby's arrival with Bobby; Hank and Peggy go sky-diving.

Wednesday, March 5

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Season 4 • Episode 1

Peggy's future hangs by a parachute cord as she sky-dives on her anniversary.

Wednesday, March 5

I Remember Mono

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peggy finds out that the story Hank has been reciting about their early relationship is a lie.

Wednesday, March 5

Cotton's Plot

Season 4 • Episode 2

Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics, until she learns they're puffery.

Wednesday, March 5

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Season 4 • Episode 3

Hank sends Bill back into training so he can defend his high-school touchdown record.

Thursday, March 6

Peggy the Boggle Champ

Season 1 • Episode 9

Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas.

Thursday, March 6

Keeping Up With Our Joneses

Season 1 • Episode 10

Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to the family's nicotine addiction.

Thursday, March 6

King of the Ant Hill

Season 1 • Episode 11

Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when they compete for the best lawn on the block.

Thursday, March 6

Plastic White Female

Season 1 • Episode 12

Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party.

Thursday, March 6

Cotton's Plot

Season 4 • Episode 2

Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics, until she learns they're puffery.

Thursday, March 6

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Season 4 • Episode 3

Hank sends Bill back into training so he can defend his high-school touchdown record.

Thursday, March 6

Three Days of the Khando

Season 2 • Episode 15

Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico, but get into trouble.

Thursday, March 6

Little Horrors of Shop

Season 4 • Episode 4

Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, but is suspended for supplying students with so-called weapons.

Thursday, March 6

Aisle 8A

Season 4 • Episode 5

Connie stays over at the Hills', which Bobby finds exciting, and Hank finds mortifying.

Friday, March 7

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Season 2 • Episode 1

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.

Friday, March 7

Texas City Twister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when a twister threatens Arlen.

Friday, March 7

The Arrowhead

Season 2 • Episode 3

After Hank finds arrowheads in his yard, an archaeological dig turns his life upside down.

Friday, March 7

Hilloween

Season 2 • Episode 4

Hank and his pals play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.

Friday, March 7

Little Horrors of Shop

Season 4 • Episode 4

Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, but is suspended for supplying students with so-called weapons.

Friday, March 7

Aisle 8A

Season 4 • Episode 5

Connie stays over at the Hills', which Bobby finds exciting, and Hank finds mortifying.

Friday, March 7

Traffic Jam

Season 2 • Episode 16

Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a "comedy" traffic school.

Friday, March 7

Hank's Dirty Laundry

Season 2 • Episode 17

Reports of unreturned X-rated videos ruin Hank's credit rating.

Friday, March 7

A Beer Can Named Desire

Season 4 • Episode 6

Hank can win a million dollars if he can throw a football through a hoop at a Dallas Cowboys game.

Friday, March 7

Not in My Back Hoe

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jealous of Hank's new friend Hal, Bill and Dale devise a dirty trick.

Saturday, March 8

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Season 2 • Episode 5

Hank unknowingly buys crack for fishing bait and gets arrested.

Saturday, March 8

Husky Bobby

Season 2 • Episode 6

Bobby finds success as a model for husky children's clothes, much to the dismay of Hank.

Saturday, March 8

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg

Season 2 • Episode 7

Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band (Green Day) to a game of paint ball.

Saturday, March 8

The Son That Got Away

Season 2 • Episode 8

Bobby and a classmate run away from home together after being disciplined in school.

Saturday, March 8

A Beer Can Named Desire

Season 4 • Episode 6

Hank can win a million dollars if he can throw a football through a hoop at a Dallas Cowboys game.

Saturday, March 8

Not in My Back Hoe

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jealous of Hank's new friend Hal, Bill and Dale devise a dirty trick.

Saturday, March 8

The Final Shinsult

Season 2 • Episode 18

With Dale's help, Cotton schemes to get back his revoked driver's license.

Saturday, March 8

Leanne's Saga

Season 2 • Episode 19

Released from jail, Luanne's mother stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill.

Saturday, March 8

Junkie Business

Season 2 • Episode 20

Hank discovers that his new assistant is a recovering drug addict.

Saturday, March 8

To Kill a Ladybird

Season 4 • Episode 9

Bobby's pet raccoon scratches Dale, who flees to the forest in fear of rabies.

Saturday, March 8

Old Glory

Season 4 • Episode 11

Bobby has to read an essay, actually written by Peggy, at a school ceremony.

Saturday, March 8

Rodeo Days

Season 4 • Episode 12

Bobby fails to rope a calf at the rodeo but disarms the crowd with clown tricks.

Saturday, March 8

Hanky Panky

Season 4 • Episode 13

Miz Liz throws Buck Strickland out of the house for cheating on her.