Get ready, Peter Cottontail is coming your way!
Everyone’s favorite rabbit is putting the finishing touches on his baskets and preparing to deliver all sorts of eggs-traordinary treats this Easter — and that's no yolk.
Did you catch all our Easter puns? If you did, then you're sure to be, dare we say, eggs-cited to learn that there are plenty more where those came from. In fact, we’ve got a comprehensive collection of Easter jokes, dad jokes and other holiday-themed gags that are guaranteed to put a little hop in your step this year.
Whether you’re looking for a punny wisecrack to use as an Instagram caption or something clever to send as an Easter wish to friends and family, you'll find all the puns you need to add some humor to this year’s celebration in the list below.
Need a cute quip for a greeting card? Try “Somebunny is thinking of you this Easter!” Or, here's a funny joke to tell over Easter brunch: How can the Easter Bunny afford to bring so many gifts? He’s a million-hare, of course.
Whatever you're here for, we've got it in this assortment of bad-but-good egg jokes and Easter one-liners. The best part? When people ask why you’re telling so many dumb Easter puns, you can reply, “Because that’s just how eye roll.”
Cute Easter puns
- Easter Bunny wanted: No eggs-perience necessary!
- Jelly bean me up, Scotty!
- That's that me eggs-presso.
- Eggs-cuse me!
- Sorry, nobunny's home.
- The yolk's on you!
- Lettuce pray.
- I'm a complete basket case.
- Hamming it up.
- Beauty and the feast.
- Java nice Easter!
- Give 'em shell!
- Eternal hop-timist.
- Love and hoppiness.
- You're my favorite peep.
- Somebunny is thinking of you this Easter!
- Eggs mark the spot!
- Whose hare-brained idea was this?
- I do not carrot all.
- Chick magnet.
- It's Easter, hop to it!
- Easter eggs: Not all they're cracked up to be.
- This Easter story has a hoppy ending.
- Peep-a-boo!
- Wishing you a hare-raising Easter.
- I'm so eggs-cited and I just can't hide it.
- And they lived hoppily ever after.
- Does my hare look alright?
- Anybunny else excited for Easter?
- We're all just one, big hoppy family.
- Show me the bunny!
- You and I are just two peeps in a pod.
- Official member of the eggs-ploration team.
- Eggs-pert Easter Egg hunter.
- Chick this out!
- Watch out, I'm about to go off the peep end.
- This Easter egg hunt is over-easy.
- Happy Easter to ewe.
- I can't eggs-press how excited I am for Easter!
Short Easter puns
- Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
- You put a hop in my step.
- Hey there, hop stuff!
- I think you're ear-resistable.
- Dyeing eggs: Easter said than done.
- Did somebunny say “Easter”?
- Don't worry, be hoppy.
- You're egg-ceptional.
- That's all yolks!
- Omelet that slide ...
- I'm egg-static over Easter.
- Prepare to dye. (Kidding.)
- Have a happy Easter, for Peep's sake.
- The Fast and the Furriest.
Funny Easter puns
- What do you call a gossipy rabbit? A busy-bunny.
- Did you hear about the hares that escaped from the zoo? Police are combing the area looking for them.
- What's the best way to send an Easter greeting? Hare mail.
- Why don't rabbits live very long? They're on burrowed time.
- Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans? It's bittersweet.
- What do you call a rabbit with an encyclopedia in its jeans? Smarty pants.
- Did dinosaurs celebrate Easter? No, silly, they were egg-stinct.
- Two chicks went to a party. They had one shell of a time.
- Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- What did one chocolate bunny say to the other? You make me melt.
- How does Peter Cottontail deliver all his eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.
- Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because wallpapering them is impossible.
- Did you hear about the jelly bean that went to college? It wanted to be a Smartie.
- What do you call a group of rabbits walking away from you? A receding hareline.
Easter Bunny puns
- How can you tell if the Easter Bunny is possessed? He delivers deviled eggs.
- What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip Hop.
- Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from work? He was having a bad hare day.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite game? Hopscotch.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel from one place to another? By hare plane.
- What does the Easter Bunny use to style his fur? A hare dryer.
- How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had egg-sperience.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- Why did the Easter Bunny take a nap? He was eggs-hausted.
- What does the Easter Bunny say when he gets home from work? "Hello, anybunny home?"
- Did you hear about the Easter Bunny that broke his leg? It was a hare-line fracture.
- What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.
- Why did the Easter Bunny visit the salon? To cover its gray hare.
- How does the Easter Bunny leave a movie theater? Through the eggs-it.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray.
- What did the Easter Bunny say when introduced to the tooth fairy? I've never met herbivore.
- Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
- How can the Easter Bunny afford to bring so many gifts? He's a million-hare.
- What sport did the Easter Bunny play in high school? Basketball.
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From egg plants, of course.
- What kind of rabbit delivers Easter eggs to fish? The Oyster Bunny.
- Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.
Easter egg puns
- What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
- Why did the Easter egg see a therapist? It was having an eggs-istential crisis.
- Why do Easter eggs have such good skin? They eggs-foliate.
- How do you know if an Easter egg thinks you're funny? It cracks up over your yokes.
- What did the Easter egg say at the end of the comedy show? That's all yolks.
- How do Easter eggs stay in shape? Eggs-ercise.
- Why doesn't anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they're always dyeing.
- Why didn't the egg come out of its room on Easter? It was a little chicken.
- Which Michael Jackson song do Easter eggs refuse to listen to? "Beat It."
- What do you call an Easter egg from another planet? An egg-stra terrestrial.
Chick puns
- The plot chickens ...
- Chick out my Easter eggs!
- What do all the hens do on a Friday night? Watch a chick flick.
- Let’s dance, chick-to-chick.
- Did you hear about the arguing chicks? They were walking on eggshells.
- Did you hear about the chick that went to jail? It was a bad egg.
- You're one funny chick.
- Did you hear about funny chicken? It was a real comedi-hen.
- How can you tell if a chicken’s the boss? There’s a pecking order.
- Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl plays.
- Why did the chick leave home? It was time to fly the coop.
- What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
- Did you hear about the haunted chicken coop? It had a poultry-giest.
- I wanted to wish you a happy Easter, but was feeling a little chicken.
- What’s a chick’s favorite song? “Can’t Help Fowlin’ in Love.”
Spring puns
- What do trees say when spring arrives? "What a re-leaf."
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1? They just finished a 31-day march.
- What did summer say to spring? "Help me, I'm about to fall."
- What did the tree saying to the spring flowers? I'm rooting for you.
- Why did the robin go to the doctor? It needed tweetment.
- Can February March? No, but April May.
- Why was the flower late to work? It stayed in bed.
- Why did the tree fail the quiz? The questions left it stumped.
- What did one flower say to the other? "What's up, bud?"
- Can gardens kiss? Only if they have tulips.
- How can you tell when a flower is joking around? If it's pollen your leg.
- How do bees get to school? On the buzz.
- What flower roars? A dandelion.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? Be-leaf in yourself.
- What do you get when you cross a tulip and a dog? Collie-flower.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
