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Kid-Friendly Jokes

The document is a collection of kid-friendly jokes organized into 30 chapters, each focusing on different themes such as animals, food, space, and more. Each chapter contains multiple jokes designed to entertain children and encourage laughter. The book concludes with a reminder that sharing jokes with friends brings joy.

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Kid-Friendly Jokes

The document is a collection of kid-friendly jokes organized into 30 chapters, each focusing on different themes such as animals, food, space, and more. Each chapter contains multiple jokes designed to entertain children and encourage laughter. The book concludes with a reminder that sharing jokes with friends brings joy.

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The Big Book of Giggles: Kid-Friendly Jokes

Chapter 1: Animal Antics


Why don't cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alog!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?


A gummy bear!

Why are fish so smart?


Because they swim in schools!

Chapter 2: Food Fun


What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's pop corn?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?


Because it was feeling crumbly!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?


Nacho cheese!

Chapter 3: Space Sillies


What kind of music do planets like to listen to?
Nep-tunes!

Why did the sun go to school?


To get brighter!

What do astronauts use to keep their pants up?


A space belt!

Chapter 4: Weather Whispers


What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear!

What kind of storm tells jokes?


A snowstorm!

Why did the weatherman go to the doctor?


He had a case of the chills!

Chapter 5: School Smiles


What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you!

Why did the math book look sad?


Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a teacher who doesn't like homework?
Smart!

Chapter 6: Monster Madness


What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-berries!

Where do monsters go swimming?


Lake Eerie!

What's a monster's favorite dessert?


I-scream!

Chapter 7: Sports Stuff


What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback!

Why don't basketball players tell jokes during the game?


They might crack up!

What's a swimmer's favorite kind of math?


Pool-tiplication!

Chapter 8: Dinosaur Delights


What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why don't dinosaurs tell jokes?


Because they might go extinct!

What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all day?


A dino-snore!

Chapter 9: Garden Giggles


Why don't trees like going to parties?
They're afraid of being a sap!

What flower is the best at kissing?


Tulips!

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?


They wanted to grow a power plant!

Chapter 10: Ocean Oddities


What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shell-fish!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?


Dam!

Chapter 11: Robot Riddles


What did the robot say at lunch?
I'll byte!

Why are robots never afraid?


Because they have nerves of steel!

What kind of music do robots like?


Heavy metal!

Chapter 12: Magic Mischief


What did the magician say when he drove his car?
Abracacar-bra!

Why don't magic wands tell jokes?


They might crack up!

What do you call a magician dog?


A labracadabrador!

Chapter 13: Superhero Sillies


What's Superman's favorite food?
Super-man-wich!

Why don't superheroes tell jokes?


Because they might crack up their cape!

What's Batman's favorite part of a joke?


The punch line!

Chapter 14: Computer Comedy


Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!

What did the computer do at lunchtime?


Had a byte!

Why don't computers like cookies?


They prefer bytes!

Chapter 15: Musical Mayhem


What kind of music do bunnies like best?
Hip hop!

Why did the music note get in trouble?


Because it didn't measure up!

What's a cat's favorite kind of music?


Meow-zart!

Chapter 16: Construction Chuckles


What did the nail say to the hammer?
Stop hitting on me!

Why did the construction worker take a nap?


He was board!

What tool is always tired?


A saw because it's always yawning!

Chapter 17: Doctor Jokes


What did the doctor say to the sick lemon?
You're not peeling well!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


Because he felt crumbly!

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?


A URL-ologist!

Chapter 18: Transportation Tickles


What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look now, I'm changing!

Why don't bikes tell jokes?


They're two-tired!

What kind of car does a mouse drive?


A squeaky car!

Chapter 19: Pizza Party


What did the pizza say to the topping?
I never sausage a thing!

Why did the pizza go to the doctor?


It was feeling crusty!

What's a pizza's favorite movie?


Lord of the Onion Rings!
Chapter 20: Beach Bounces
What did the beach say to the tide?
Long time no sea!

Why don't seagulls like living in the bay?


Because then they'd be bagels!

What does a beach do when it wants to dance?


It does the wave!

Chapter 21: Candy Corner


What did one M&M say to the other?
You're such a sweetie!

Why did the gummy bear go to the doctor?


Because it wasn't feeling chewy well!

What's a candy's favorite game?


Wrapper's delight!

Chapter 22: Library Laughs


Why did the book join the police?
Because it wanted to be a chapter of the law!

What did the library book say to the other book?


Let me tell you my story!

Why don't books tell jokes during reading time?


They have to keep their covers straight!

Chapter 23: Art Attack


What did the paint brush say to the canvas?
I've got you covered!

Why don't crayons tell jokes?


They might crack up!

What's an artist's favorite snack?


Colored chips!

Chapter 24: Camping Chuckles


What did the tent say to the camper?
Let's zip it up!

Why don't bears wear shoes?


They like to go bear-foot!

What's a camper's favorite kind of tea?


Campomile!

Chapter 25: Farm Funnies


What did the farmer say to the cows?
What's your mooo-d today?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?


They'd crack up!

What do you call a pig that does karate?


Pork chop!

Chapter 26: Holiday Humor


What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why don't Easter eggs tell jokes?


They'd crack up!

What does Santa say when he goes down the chimney?


Well, well, well!

Chapter 27: Bug Buddies


What do you call an ant who tells jokes?
A comic-ant!

Why don't bugs need Facebook?


They already have lots of buzz!

What do you call a wasp who delivers mail?


A buzz-man!

Chapter 28: Time Tales


What did the clock say when it was hungry?
Time to eat!

Why did the watch go to the doctor?


It was running a fever!

What time do ducks wake up?


At the quack of dawn!

Chapter 29: Number Nonsense


What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!

Why was six afraid of seven?


Because seven eight nine!
What's a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!

Chapter 30: Bedtime Banter


What did the pillow say to the bed?
Let's sheet together!

Why don't beds tell jokes?


They might crack up!

What do you call a sleeping bull?


A bulldozer!

*The End*

Remember: Sharing jokes with friends makes everyone smile! 😊

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