incorrect sunsun

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Rating: Not Rated

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M
Fandom: ENHYPEN (Band)
Relationships: Kim Sunoo/Park Sunghoon (ENHYPEN), Kim Sunoo & Park Sunghoon
(ENHYPEN)
Characters: Park Sunghoon (ENHYPEN), Kim Sunoo (ENHYPEN)
Additional Tags: sunsun - Freeform, Fluff and Crack, Sexual Humor, Mentioned
ENHYPEN Ensemble, incorrect sunsun
Language: English
Collections: Anonymous
Stats: Published: 2021-10-23 Words: 2,072 Chapters: 59/59
 incorrect sunsun
by Anonymous

Summary

if you're sad or missing sunsun, you can read this.

 Honey

sunoo : me and sunghoon do not call each other pet names.

jungwon : i don't believe you.

sunoo : we don't

jungwon : what do bees make?

sunoo : honey?

sunghoon, from the kitchen : yeah, my love?

jungwon : don't lie to me ever again.

 World

sunoo : i bet i could fit the whole world in my hands!

sunghoon : that’s physically impossible.

sunoo : [cups sunghoon's face] are you sure?

sunghoon : s-stop it, i have a reputation.

 Drunk

jungwon : why is sunghoon hyung crying in the bathroom?

sunoo : he’s drunk.

jungwon : and?

sunoo : he heard that i’m married.

jungwon : but you're his husband?????

sunoo : [sighs] i know.

sunghoon : [drunk af] sunoo-ya your husband must be ugly!

jay : [laughing his ass off] bro literally dissed himself

 My Hoonie

sunoo : hey park sunghoon, wanna go to the store with me?

sunghoon : [frowns] what?

sunoo : do you want to go to the store with me, park sunghoon?

sunghoon : okay, what did i do sunshine?

sunoo :

sunghoon : what did i do? talk to me!

sunoo : [laughing]

sunghoon : it’s “MY HOONIE”

 Pillow Fight

sunoo : i just learned a way to exercise in bed, you in?

sunghoon : [smirks] oohh my foxie is getting a lil naughty huh?

sunoo : you'll love this

sunghoon : really? how do you like it babe? rough?

sunoo : yeah i want it to slap me real hard

sunghoon : are you sure baby?

sunoo : yeah i'm sure.

sunoo : so you in for a pillow fight?

sunghoon :

sunghoon : w-what
 Jealous

sunghoon : sunoo likes me only cause i'm his favorite

jay : what if he like someone else?

sunghoon : he won't find another guy—

sunoo : [starts giggling and flirting to the person on the phone] oh my god jangjun hyung—

sunghoon :

sunghoon : WHO IS THAT? WHO IS JANGJUN?!

 Empty Lap

sunoo : is that seat beside you taken?

sunghoon : yeah, i reserved it for someone

sunoo : oh.... we'll i'll go—

sunghoon : [pulls sunoo to his lap] this seat isn't taken though
 Tall Boyfriend

sunoo : guys my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him what should i do?

jungwon : punch him in the stomach and wait for him to double over

jake : tackle him

jungwon : or kick him in the shins

sunghoon : NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN BABE

 F-Boy

sunoo : [giggling while on his phone]

sunghoon : who are you textin?

sunoo : jay

sunghoon : what? sunoo, he is a fuckboy?! you should not respond to fuckboys!

sunoo :

sunghoon :

sunoo :

sunghoon : sun, say something to me!

sunoo : what?! you said i shouldn't respond to fuckboys!

 Slushie

heeseung : why are your tongues purple?

sunoo : [holding a red slushie] oh we just had slushies

sunghoon : [quietly sipping his blue slushie]

 Handsome Judge

[in court]

sunoo : [whispers to lawyer]

lawyer : but this has nothing to do with the case?

sunoo : just ask him please

lawyer : [sighs and looks at sunghoon who's the judge] do you think he's cute? be honest.

sunghoon :

sunghoon : yes. he is cute.

sunoo : [blushed]
 Stuff

sunghoon : [entering practice room with messy hair and out of breath]

sunghoon : sorry i'm late i was doing stuff

sunoo : [enters after sunghoon with lips swollen]

members : hey stuff

 Under

[sunsun as parents]

child : can i have another candy dad?

sunghoon : what did papa sunoo say?

child : he said no.

sunghoon : then why would i say yes?

child : because he’s not the boss of you

sunghoon : ... this is a trap

 Mirror

sunghoon : hey, you wanna see something beautiful?

sunoo : why not?

sunghoon : [holds up a mirror facing sunoo]

sunoo : [blushes] i wish you would stop sometimes

sunghoon : only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable

sunoo : [blushes more]

 Weird

sunghoon : [reading his phone] huh

sunoo : what is it?

sunghoon : apparently some of our fans think we're gay

sunoo : [sitting on sunghoon's lap, arms wrapped around his neck as he nuzzles into his
shoulder] thats weird i wonder where they got that from
 Stress Kissing?

sunghoon : did you know kissing reduces stress?

sunoo : .... umm okay?

sunghoon :

sunoo :

sunghoon : you look stressed. like, really stressed. just wanted to let you know.
 Three Years

jay : so how long you've been having feelings to sunoo?

sunghoon : haha i don't love him

jay :

jay : i saw the way you look at him dude

sunghoon :

jay :

sunghoon :

jay : so how long?

sunghoon : t-three years....

 Healing Kisses

sunghoon : ouch, i cut my finger!

sunoo : let me kiss it to make it better hyung

sunghoon : .... how does that help?

sunoo : whenever me or my sister got hurt, our mom kissed it to make it better, and it always
worked!

[later]

sunghoon : hey heeseung hyung, i know that this sounds weird but i need you to punch my
lip really really hard.

heeseung :

heeseung : what the hell

 Definitely Not Jealousy

sunghoon : i'm not jealous, i just get this burning feeling in my chest whenever i see sunoo
having fun with someone who's not me

jay : yeah uhh.... thats jealousy

 Biggest Fan

interviewer : so have you ever date with your fans?

jungwon : no we could nev–

sunghoon : sunoo has

jungwon : sunghoon hyung–

sunghoon : i'm his biggest fan.

sunoo :

jay : please cut this out

 Arrhythmia

sunghoon : do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a
beat?

jake : i believe that’s called arrhythmia

sunghoon : you see, i think i get that whenever i look at sunoo-

jake : it can kill you bro

 Oblivious

sunoo : sunghoon hyung fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he
woke up. he's so cute. i wish he likes me.

jungwon : ....

jungwon : are you actually serious hyung?

 Except You

sunghoon : WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

sunoo : it was me....

sunghoon : -be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

 Spiderman Scene

sunghoon : [hanging from monkey bars upside down]

sunoo : what are you doing?

sunghoon : trying to recreate a scene from spiderman! wanna help?

sunoo : how would i even—

sunoo :

sunoo : oh.
 Thick Thighs

sunoo : i love my thick thighs, they make good hand warmers

sunghoon : can i use them as earmuffs?

sunoo : what do you mean?

sunghoon : nevermind....

[one week later]

sunoo : [waking up in cold sweat at 3am] WAIT A MINUTE

 Pants

sunghoon : wow sunoo-ya, your legs looks great in those pants!

sunoo : you should see me without them.

enhypen : [silenced]

ni-ki : why would you take off your legs hyung?

 Boy Friend

interviewer : describe the person next to you

jay to jake : puppy

jake to ni-ki : dancing machine

ni-ki to heeseung : ace

heeseung to sunghoon : ice prince

sunghoon to sunoo : boyfriend

interviewer : what?

jungwon : [laughs nervously] he means a boy who is his friend

 Mysterious Guy

ni-ki : jungwon hyung said that sunoo hyung likes mysterious guys

sunghoon : oh ok

[later]

sunoo : where are we going?

sunghoon : IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

 Poster

sunghoon : you're so stupid jay

jay : if you keep disrespecting me like that i'll tell everyone about the giant poster of sunoo
you have in your room

sunghoon :

jay :

sunghoon : i'm gonna clean the whole house for you

 Top

[sunoo wearing a nice shirt]

jungwon : your top looks good, sunoo hyung

sunoo : thanks won–

sunghoon : [sitting beside sunoo] i know i'm good

sunoo :

jungwon :
 Clingy

sunoo : hyung you're so clingy

sunghoon :

sunghoon : you're in MY bed sitting on MY lap wearing MY hoodie in MY room

 Annoying Husband

stranger : is that man annoying you?

sunoo : [looks at sunghoon] yes but he is my husband, i signed up for this.

 One Peaceful Dinner

sunghoon : spell me

sunoo : m-e

sunghoon : you forgot the 'd'

sunoo : there's no d in me

sunghoon : not yet

jay : i just want ONE. PEACEFUL. DINNER.

 Park

sunghoon : hey! hey, kim.

sunoo : when are you going to stop calling me kim?

sunghoon : [blushing] w-when you become a, uh.... park.

 Clumsy

sunoo : [trips on air]

sunghoon : you're so clumsy sunoo-ya

sunoo : [leaves]

sunghoon : [aggressively punching the air] wHATS YOUR PROBLEM HUH? WHAT DID
HE EVER DO TO YOU?
 Easy

interviewer : sunoo i like your new clothes!

sunoo : thank you, but they're really tight and hard to take off so—

sunghoon : [absentmindedly] no they're not, it was easy

enhypen :

interviewer :

staffs :

sunghoon : are the cameras still rolling...?

 Tangerine

sunghoon : WHO ATE MY TANGERINE? I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA MURDER YO

—

sunoo : i did. i'm sorry sunghoonie hyung—

sunghoon : how was it? did it tasted good? i'm not gonna eat it anyway also i could buy more
if you want–

members :
 Married

sunoo : looking pretty today, park.

sunghoon : we've been married for years, you don't have to call me by my last name, love.

sunoo : i was talking to myself.

 Daddy

[christmas dinner with sunoo's family]

sunoo : daddy can you please pass the salt

sunoo's father : [reaches for the salt]

sunghoon : [reaches for the salt]

everyone : [looks at sunghoon] 👁 👄👁

 Warm Inside

sunoo : hoonie, it's cold outside.

sunghoon : yeah so stay warm with me

sunghoon : inside you.

sunoo :

sunghoon : what
 Slowly

sunghoon : i've noticed we've slowly begun to phase the 'b' out of bromance

sunoo : [wearing sunghoon's hoodie and sitting on sunghoon's lap] slowly?

 Unauthorized Snuggles

sunoo : [hugs sunghoon]

sunghoon : i did not ask for this. these are unauthorized snuggles.

sunoo : [moves away]

sunghoon : [pulls sunoo back] i didn't say stop.

 Freezing Cold

jungwon : i'm cold

jay : here take my jacket

sunoo : i'm cold too!

sunghoon : what? [taking off his jacket] i told you to wear more layers but of course you
didn't listen and now [piling more scarves on him] i've got to make sure you don't freeze to
death and [taking somebody else's hat] how long have you been cold? you should've said
something sooner sunoo-ya
 Blood Type

doctor : what’s your type?

sunghoon : cute, pretty, has adorable chubby cheeks, looks like a fox, loves mint choco and
has a sunshine personality. his name sounds like kim sun—

doctor :

doctor : i meant blood type.

 Lovers Quarrel?

heeseung : ah lovers quarrel?

sunghoon : we are not fighting!

sunoo : and we're not lovers!

sunghoon : wait we're not?

heeseung :
 Lost In Party

sunghoon : [drunk at a party] i lost my boyfriend sunoo, have you seen him?

stranger : what does he look like?

sunghoon : [sobbing] cute and squishy who has a fox eyes—

 Soulmate

sunghoon : guys..... what if i don't have a soulmate because i don't have a soul?

heeseung :

jay :

jake : bro calm down, sunoo just leave for a bathroom break.
 Live

jungwon : what are you looking for, hyung?

sunghoon : my will to live....

sunoo : [walks by]

sunghoon : nevermind, i found it.

 Skinship

sunghoon : i hate skinships. the last time i touched someone was in 2016, shaking hands with
my rivals at the skating rink.

jay : sunoo is literally cuddling you right now

sunghoon :

sunghoon : t-this means nothing

 Starfish

ni-ki : hah! you're in love with sunoo hyung!

sunghoon : i-i'm not?!

ni-ki : then why did you write S ♡ S?

sunghoon : it stands for sunghoon loves starfish!

ni-ki :
 Date Me

sunoo : it's really frustrating

sunghoon : what?

sunoo : watching jay hyung openly flirts with jungwon but jungwon is not realizing it

sunghoon : [wearing a "date me, sunoo" shirt] yeah, he's so oblivious

 Whipped Boys

[sunghoon and jay laying on the grass at 3am]

sunghoon : and his laugh is the cutest....

jay : and his eyes shine so bright....

sunghoon : and his performance are show-topping....

jay : and not to mention his amazing personality....

sunghoon : i never met a person so loving and so kind....

jay : [sighs]

sunghoon : [sighs]

jake : [jokingly meddles in] yeah heeseung really is amazing.

jay : hee- we're obviously talking about jungwon?!

sunghoon : hee- we're obviously talking about sunoo?!

 Inches

sunghoon : why are you so damn short?

sunoo : well then put an inches in me

members : 👁 👄👁
 Uranus

jungwon : NASA just shared some pictures of Uranus

sunoo : what?! i thought i only sent it to sunghoon?!

jungwon : i mean new pictures of the planet, Uranus.

sunoo : oh

jungwon :

sunoo :

jungwon : wHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT HYUNG?!

 Say Yes

sunghoon : can you help me?

sunoo : sure! what is it?

sunghoon : i want to go on a date with this cute person i've been crushing on forever.

sunoo : okay... how can i help?

sunghoon : say yes.

 First

sunghoon : i was born first

sunoo : okay but i confessed first

sunghoon : okay but i asked you out first

sunoo : okay but i kissed you first

sunghoon, on one knee : okay but i proposed first

sunoo : okay but— WAIT WHAT

 Call

jake : sunghoon won't pick up his phone.

sunoo : okay i'll try to call him, hyung.

ni-ki : sunoo hyung, we tried calling him more than twenty times, what makes you think he's
gonna answer your ca—

sunghoon, over the phone : hello?

 Powerpoint

sunghoon : so i prepared a powerpoint—

jay : oh please god not again

jake : hyung, can you tell him to stop?

heeseung : sunghoon, we already saw this—

sunghoon : no you haven't because the last presentation was about sunoo's cheeseball cheeks.
now, this is about his SMALL WAIST.
 Art

sunghoon : sunoo, are you an art?

sunoo : why?

sunghoon : because i'd like to nail you against a wall.

jungwon : oh a sexual pick-up line? i thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang
him.
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