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DAD JOKES
120 Funny Jokes For Kids
(And Dads Who Like Dumb
Jokes)
An arsenal of knee-slappers to keep the kids giggling.
by Fatherly
Updated: July 26, 2024 / Originally Published: Feb. 7, 2019
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K
ids love a funny joke and are quick
to reward adult silliness with
gratifying laughter. But coming up
with funny kids’ jokes on the spot is tough. Even
the most dad joke proAcient among us can have
trouble thinking of puns and funny dad jokes in
the moment. The secret to the best kids’ jokes is
a deep commitment to ridiculousness. Good
jokes for kids celebrate and revel in silliness
over intelligence. They’re not afraid to get corny
or rely on a pun that’s a bit of a stretch. Here are
some kids’ jokes are light-hearted and fun but
draw in adults with their clever puns.
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Funny Food Jokes
1. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta.
2. Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: You strangle it.
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Why did the tomato blush?
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3. Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
4. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the
parties?
A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get
it?)
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5. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other
plate?
A: Dinner is on me.
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6. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?
A: He was a big dill!
7. Q: Should you have your whole family for
Thanksgiving dinner?
A: No, you should just stick with turkey.
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8. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
9. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business!
10. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter
out the window?
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A: To see butter-Sy.
11. Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
12. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: A Lemon-aid.
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What do you get a sick lemon?
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13. Q: Why do you smear peanut butter in the
road?
A: To go with the trafAc jam.
14. Q: What do you call an attractive fruit?
A: A Ane-apple.
15. Q: What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
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A: I’d be mufAn without you.
16. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your
cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
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Funny Science Jokes
17. Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.
18. Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and
twitches?
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A: A nervous wreck.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?
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19. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes
his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
20. Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby
from crying?
A: You rocket!
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21. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the
dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
22. Q: Which hand is better to write with?
A: Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.
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23. Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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24. Q: What kind of tree Ats in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
25. Q: How many lips does a Sower have?
A: Tu-lips.
26. Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
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