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2007 Calendar

This document provides a calendar summary for 2007 highlighting holidays, observances, and Murphy's Household Laws. It lists the dates of major holidays by month for 2007, including Christian, Hindu, Islamic, and other religious observances. It also includes a section titled "Murphy's Household Laws" that outlines humorous "laws" about household chaos and parenting. The calendar and laws provide lighthearted commentary on the busyness and unpredictability of family life throughout the year.

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2007 Calendar

This document provides a calendar summary for 2007 highlighting holidays, observances, and Murphy's Household Laws. It lists the dates of major holidays by month for 2007, including Christian, Hindu, Islamic, and other religious observances. It also includes a section titled "Murphy's Household Laws" that outlines humorous "laws" about household chaos and parenting. The calendar and laws provide lighthearted commentary on the busyness and unpredictability of family life throughout the year.

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January 2007 February 2007 March 2007
Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 1 2 3
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 11 12 13 1♥ 4 15 16 17 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
28 29 30 31 25 26 27 28 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

3: 11: 19: 26: 2: 10: 17: 24: 4: 12: 19: 25:

April 2007 May 2007 June 2007


Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 1 2
8 9 10 11 12 13 14 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
22 23 24 25 26 27 28 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
29 30 27 28 29 30 31 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

2: 10: 17: 24: 2: 10: 17: 24: 1: 8: 15: 22: 30:

July 2007 August 2007 September 2007


Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 1
8 9 10 11 12 13 14 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
22 23 24 25 26 27 28 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
29 30 31 26 27 28 29 30 31 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30

7: 14: 22: 30: 6: 13: 21: 28: 4: 11: 19: 27:

October 2007 November 2007 December 2007


Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 1
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
28 29 30 31 25 26 27 28 29 30 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31

3: 11: 19: 26: 2: 10: 18: 24: 1: 9: 17: 24: 31:


Holidays and Observances

Jan 1 New Year's Day Jul 16 Rath Yatra (Hinduism)


Jan 15 Pongal Aug 15 Independence Day
Jan 23 Vasant Panchami Sep 4 Janmashtami (Hinduism)
(Hinduism) Sep 15 Ganesh Chaturthi/Vinayaka Chaturthi
Jan 26 Republic Day (Hinduism)
Jan 30 Muharram (Islamic) Oct 2 Mathatma Gandhi Jayanti
Feb 16 Maha Shivaratri/Shivaratri Oct 14 Ramzan Id/Eid-ul-Fitar (Islamic)
(Hinduism) Oct 19 Dussehra/Dasara (Hinduism)
Mar 4 Holi Oct 26 Maharishi Valmeki Jayanti (Hinduism)
Mar 27 Rama Navami (Hinduism) Nov 9 Diwali/Deepavali (Hinduism)
Mar 31 Prophet's Birthday (Islamic) Nov 24 Guru Nanak Jayanti
Apr 1 Mahavir Jayanti/Id-E-Milad Dec 20 Bakri Id/Eid ul-Adha (Islamic)
Apr 5 Maundy Thursday Dec 25 Christmas
(Christian)
Dec 31 New Year's Eve (Christian)
Apr 6 Good Friday (Christian)
May 1 May Day
May 2 Buddha Purnima/Vesak
(Buddhism)

Murphy’s Household Laws


♥ A child’s eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to
actually do the work involved.
♥ Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
♥ A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.
♥ The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
♥ The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.
♥ Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
♥ The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote controls
divided by the number of viewers.
♥ The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outdoor temperature.
♥ The capacity of any hot water heater is equal to one and one-half sibling showers.
♥ What goes up must come down, except for bubble gum, kites and slightly used Rice
Krispies.
♥ Place two children in a room full of toys and they will both want to play with the same toy.

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