Welcome To The End of The Universe
Welcome To The End of The Universe
Please fasten your galactic seatbelts as we explore the five most likely cosmic
apocalypses
Uh apocalypsi?
Existential dread and euphoria can be found here and here in the inconsiderate
vastness of space
Enjoy the ride
The Big Bang blew it all apart flying fast and flying hard
But gravity in it's infinite range could lead to a directional change
Collapsing in on itself, surfaces on stars igniting (Ouch)
Explosions tear through stellar space, hot plasma in your face
It's The Big Crunch, where nothing can survive
Densities and temperatures beyond measure, we're gonna die
More intense then The Big Bang
And if gravity doesn't win the opposite will soon begin
Oh?
It's getting kinda cold
Which is weird for a thing called a heat death
But the entropy is only increasing, it's gonna be slow
Devastation
Because it turns out the rate of expansion is way faster then we once imagined
Distant galaxies wonder and fade away
Darkness grows as we float ever isolated
All thanks to the cosmological constant of dark energy
Now I know a lot of you might be saying "Gosh Mitch, all these possible endings,
it's got me scared, should I be worried?"
Aw don't worry, most of these are predicted to happen in billions of years, if ever
And if that has you saying "Billions? But that makes me feel so small and
insignificant?"
Well that's because you are!