Ratatouille Script
Ratatouille Script
A TELEVISION SET -tuned to a DOCUMENTARY. As an old fashioned World GLOBE rotates in a sea of clouds, the EIFFEL TOWER
slowly comes into view over the horizon, dwarfing FRANCE underneath it.
T.V. NARRATOR: Although each of the world’s countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth; the best food in the
World is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris, and the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau.
We see images of GUSTEAU: cooking, signing his cookbook, in front of his famous restaurant. Gusteau is in his early forties, but his
massive girth makes him look older.
T.V. NARRATOR (CONT’D): Gusteau’s restaurant is the toast of Paris, booked five months in advance, and his dazzling ascent to the top of
Fine French Cuisine has made his competitors envious. He is the youngest Chef ever to achieve a five star rating. Chef Gusteau’s cookbook
“Anyone Can Cook!” has climbed to the top of the bestseller list. But not everyone celebrates its success.
A tall, gaunt, severe-looking MAN with fish-belly white skin appears on the TV screen. SUPER: ANTON EGO-FOOD CRITIC. Beneath
that, in italics, is his moniker: The Grim Eater.
EGO: Amusing title, “Anyone Can Cook”. What’s even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. I, on the other hand, take
cooking seriously and no-- I don’t think “anyone” can do it...
TITLES (OVER BLACK): The SOUND of wind rattling barren branches... WALT DISNEY PICTURES PRESENTS A PIXAR
ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM ...and we FADE IN to reveal:
FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - LATE AFTERNOON A light rain falls on a SMALL FARMHOUSE. The last remaining dead leaves tremble
in the gusts. The quiet is shattered by a LOUD GUNSHOT that lights up the inside of the cottage. CAMERA pushes down and in toward a
single window.
RATATOUILLE As we move closer, we begin to hear muffled SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE; furniture being bumped, dishes breaking, an
indescribable CRASH, followed by an OLD LADY’S SHRIEK. We’re close to the WINDOW now, when it is suddenly SHATTERED by a
COOKBOOK. Instantly the action FREEZES. Underneath its splayed pages, shielding himself from the shards of splintering glass is,
inexplicably, a RAT, named REMY. He’s scrawny, frightened, almost comic. It’s hard not to feel sympathetic towards the little guy.
REMY (V.O.): This is me. I think it’s apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit. What’s my problem?
A SILHOUETTE darts out from behind a wooden barrel, pausing upright against a blood red sky. Mangy, sinister, the opposite of Remy.
This is how most humans see RATS.
Assured the coast is clear, the SINISTER RAT scampers out into the yard, followed by DOZENS MORE RATS. The RATS move across the
expanse of grass toward a COMPOST HEAP, which sits in the middle of a field under the darkening sky. Resourceful and well coordinated,
the rats grab bits of decomposing food and carry it off. REMY is among them, drearily going through garbage.
REMY (V.O.): And secondly-- I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell. (Suddenly he catches a SCENT; which leads him to
uncover a nearly untouched piece of PASTRY, a discarded NAPOLEON.)
REMY: (sniffing Napoleon) Flour, eggs, sugar, vanilla bean, small twist of lemon...
(The Napoleon suddenly erupts, and out pops Remy’s pudgy brother EMILE, covered in cream and completely oblivious to the destruction
he’s wrought.)
EMILE: Wow! You can smell all that? You have a gift.
(RESUME ACTION: An older rat, Remy's father, DJANGO, comes into view. He snorts dismissively, plucks an APPLE CORE from the
compost.)
REMY (V.O.): This is my Dad. He’s never impressed. He also happens to be the leader of our clan.
(Remy catches another scent and FROWNS; this new scent is different somehow, wrong. He follows the scent to Django)
REMY (V.O.): So what’s wrong with having highly developed senses?
(Django is about to eat the APPLE CORE when Remy lunges at him, snatching the core from his hands.)
(SHED - MINUTES LATER Still holding the APPLE CORE, Remy sniffs the air, following a scent to a tarp in the corner. He lifts it,
REVEALING: a can of RAT POISON. The other rats REACT. Django’s impressed.)
REMY: (V.O.) Turns out that funny smell was rat poison. Suddenly Dad didn’t think my talent was useless. I was feeling pretty good about
my gift. Until Dad gave me a job.
(FARMHOUSE - COMPOST PILE - DAY A line of rats file past REMY, holding up rotted scraps of food so that each one passes under his
nose.)
(As Remy sniffs with all the gusto of a lifelong DMV employee, the line shuffles forward with each “clean”.)
REMY: (sniffs before each one) Clean... clean... clean-erino... cleaneriffic... close to Godliness...
(The rat under inspection stands there, unsure as to whether or not he’s been approved.)
REMY (CONT’D): ..which means “clean”. You know-- “Cleanliness is... close to--?” (No response. Remy waits, expecting the rat to get his
joke. Beat.) ...never mind. Move on... (The rat moves on. Remy rolls resumes his bored inspection.)
( INSIDE ATTIC - LATE AFTERNOON Django & Remy stand on a beat-up chair, overlooking the rat clan as they go about their day.)
DJANGO: Now don’t you feel better, Remy? You’ve helped a noble cause.
REMY: Noble? We’re thieves, Dad. And what we’re stealing is, let’s face it, garbage.
ATTIC - NIGHT Django and Emile are gobbling up an assortment of RUBBISH, which is in fact dinner. REMY watches them, appalled. He
looks down at his own plate in disgust.
REMY (V.O., CONT’D): This much I knew: if you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.
DJANGO: Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.
REMY: If we’re going to be thieves, why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, where nothing is poisoned?
DJANGO: First of all, we are NOT thieves. Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. It’s dangerous.
OUTSIDE THE FARMHOUSE - DUSK Remy watches the farmhouse, drawn to the warm light and the sounds emanating from inside.
REMY (V.O.) there’s something about them...
FARMHOUSE - KITCHEN
REMY (V.O., CONT’) ...they don’t just survive, they discover, they create. Just look at what they do with food!
The TV is tuned to the same show we saw in the opening. CHEF GUSTEAU is cooking, speaking to the camera. Remy watches.
GUSTEAU (ON T.V.) Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be
aware to stop and savor it.
Remy notices a leftover plate of FRUITS & CHEESES. He picks up a small slice of cheese and takes a bite.
REMY (V.O.) Gusteau was right. Each flavor was totally unique.
As Remy closes his eyes his surroundings FADE TO BLACK. A amorphus COLORED SHAPE appears above his head accompanied by a
cello bass line.
REMY (V.O., CONT’) Oh, yeah. Amazing. But... combine one flavor with another--
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New COLORED SHAPES and musical signatures appear; swirling and dancing in harmony with the others. A light SNAPS ON, breaking
the spell. The OLD LADY has awakened. Remy drops the food and scampers away.
FIELD - DAY
Remy follows a pleasant scent in the air. It leads him to a beautiful MUSHROOM.
REMY (V.O.) So now I had a secret life. The only one who knew about it was Emile.
Emile is atop a full garbage can, rooting around under the lid. Remy calls up from the tall grass below.
REMY (giddy) Look! I found a mushroom! Come on, you’re good at hiding food, help me find a good place to put this!
Remy and Emile walk together; Emile on all fours, dragging the enormous bag he grips between his teeth, while Remy walks upright,
carefully cradling his mushroom.
REMY (V.O.) He doesn’t under-stand me, but I can be myself around him...
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REMY I don’t want to constantly have to wash my paws. Do you ever think about how we walk on the same paws that we handle food
with? Do you ever think about what we put into our mouths??
REMY (he shudders) When I eat, I don’t want to taste everywhere my paws have been.
EMILE Well, okay. But if Dad sees you walking like that... he’s not gonna like it.
REMY What have you got there? He disappears into the bag, RIFLES through it, emerging with--
REMY Cheese?? You found CHEESE? And not just any cheese- Tomme De Chevre de Pays! That would go beautifully with my
mushroom!! And! And and and
He sniffs the air, quickly finds a plant nearby. He PLUCKS it from the ground, his excitement growing by the second.
REMY (CONT’D) --this rosemary!! With, maybe with-- He grabs a paw full of grass from the ground, tasting the milky base. Smiling, he
squeezes a few drops on the mushroom.
REMY We don’t want to throw this in with the garbage! This is special! 8. EMILE But we gotta return to the colony before sundown or
Dad’s gonna--
REMY Emile! There are possibilities unexplored here. We’ve gotta cook this! Now, exactly how we cook this is the real questi-- Remy
STOPS, his gaze locking on the SMOKING CHIMNEY atop the farmhouse roof. He GRINS.
ROOFTOP - LATER
Remy has skewered the mushroom and cheese onto part of the TV antennae, which he has bent over the smoking chimney top, hand turning
it like a rotisserie. REMY The key is to keep turning it, get the smoky flavor nice and even... Lightning flickers in the far distance, followed
a moment later by a RUMBLE of thunder. Emile watches, concerned.
EMILE That storm’s getting closer. Hey, you think that maybe we shouldn’t--
KRAAAK!!! A BOLT OF LIGHTNING hits the TV antennae-- knocking both rats off the rooftop. They make a LONG FALL, landing with
a THUD into a the soft dirt. Miraculously, Remy and Emile are alive, their smoking fur sticks out in an electrified frazzle. Remy holds the
rod up, keeping the cheesy mushroom-- now transformed by lightning into an amazing, puffed out shape-- completely clean.
REMY (moaning) Whoaaa... ohhh... (idly bites mushroom) ...ohmmmmmnnn you gotta taste this!!! It’s got this kind of-- (smacks lips) --
burny, melty-- it’s not really a smoky flavor, it’s a certain-- it’s kind of like a-- (makes a sound effect) --it’s got a-- (sound effect) --kind of
taste, don’t you think? What would you call that flavor?
EMILE Lightning-y?
When the next storm comes we’ll go up on the roof. Remy’s eyes suddenly go BLANK with a pre-emptive thought.
REMY I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS! Saffron! a little saffron would MAKE THIS!
Emile frets, looking nervously at the old lady, still fast asleep in front of the TV. Remy RUMMAGES through her spices.
EMILE Not good. Don’t like it. She’s gonna wake up.
REMY (resumes rooting) I’m telling ya, saffron’ll be just the thing. Gusteau swears by it.
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REMY (cont'd)
Remy pushes aside some COOKBOOKS, revealing a well-worn copy of “AUGUST GUSTEAU’S ANYONE CAN COOK!” on the shelf.
REMY You could fill a book-- a LOT of books-- with things dad doesn’t know. And they have. Which is why I read. (pointed) Which is also
our secret.
EMILE I don’t like secrets. All this cooking and reading and TV watching while we read and cook. It’s like you’re involving me in crime.
And I let you. Why do I let you?
RATS stream in from a crack in the wall, throwing food from the compost pile on to a heap. DJANGO is at the center, overseeing things. He
turns away, distracted--
REMY Ah. Aquila saffron. Italian. Gusteau says it’s excellent. Good thing the old lady is a food lov--
Something on the TV attracts Remy’s attention; the great Chef Gusteau is being interviewed.
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GUSTEAU (TV) Great cooking is not for the faint of heart. You must be imaginative, strong-hearted, you must try things that may not work.
And you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true, anyone
can cook... but only the fearless can be great.
TV NARRATOR But it was not to last. Gusteau’s restaurant lost one of its five stars after a scathing review by France’s top food critic
Anton Ego.
TV NARRATOR (CONT’D) It was a severe blow to Gusteau, and the great Chef died shortly afterward, which, according to tradition,
meant the loss of another star.
Suddenly the TV SNAPS OFF! Remy & Emile spin around to see-- the OLD LADY is awake... and WIELDING A SHOT GUN.
REMY RUN!!
Remy and Emile SCATTER! Emile panics, races toward the attic.
The Lady BLASTS huge holes in the ceiling just behind the scrambling Emile. He LEAPS CLEAR-- and lands on the end of a HANGING
LIGHT FIXTURE. The old lady has him. She levels the gun barrel at the helplessly dangling Emile-- 12. REMY hides his eyes. EMILE
braces for the end-- CLICK. The shotgun is EMPTY.
The OLD LADY curses, ejecting the shells. EMILE SEES his opportunity, starts SCRAMBLING to pull himself up onto the light. THE
OLD LADY SEES THIS and rushes for more shells. REMY sees an opening and takes off to help Emile. Rifling through her desk drawers,
the OLD LADY SPIES REMY coming out of hiding to help EMILE. She REDOUBLES HER EFFORTS to find a box of shells-- EMILE
struggles his fat body up to the precarious LIGHT FIXTURE.
REMY Emile, start swinging the light! I’ll try to grab you!
OLD LADY hears Remy calling for Emile, but from her POV all we hear is a SQUEAKING SOUND. OLD LADY finds a SHELL BOX:
EMPTY. She YANKS OPEN another desk drawer. REMY arrives at the light fixture, reaches out for EMILE--
OLD LADY-- nothing in the drawer, she decides to look in the book shelf, LOOKING BACK to see if the TWO RATS are still together and
struggling, still sitting ducks-- Finding no shells in the desk, the LADY goes for the cabinet, LOOKING BACK to the TWO sitting duck
RATS. The lady FINDS a fresh box of SHELLS, spilling them in her excitement-- REMY STRAINS to lift EMILE. The LADY drops to her
knees, picks up a shell, loading it as EMILE’s feet get purchase. The LADY chambers her SHELL and SWINGS the SHOTGUN
AROUND-- The RATS scramble up into a new blast hole at the base of a hanging fixture. It EXPLODES in buckshot! SILENCE... then a
loud CRACK-- The lady LOOKS UP: a large FISSURE snakes across the ceiling, connecting the wide circle of SHOTGUN HOLES-
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--a massive CHUNK OF CEILING breaks free and comes crashing down-- bringing with it the FLOOR of the ATTIC above, its furniture,
and HUNDREDS OF SURPRISED RATS. The Old Lady FREAKS! She runs from the room.
RATS grab assorted belongings as they make their escape. Remy and Emile run with the terrified mob. Suddenly, Remy stops, looks back to
Gusteau’s COOKBOOK--
BY THE STREAM
The rats run into the tall grass, pulling aside camouflage, REVEALING several WATERCRAFT built from junk. The RATS push them into
the water and climb aboard. DJANGO urges them on.
Remy, the last remaining rat, struggles with GUSTEAU’S COOKBOOK. A strange BREATHING SOUND causes him to look up: the
LADY is back, now sporting a World War 2 GASMASK, and GAS CANNISTER. She starts after Remy, SPRAYING GAS everywhere.
With a burst of adrenaline Remy hoists the COOKBOOK onto his back and makes a running LEAP through the window--
--and lands on the lawn in a shower of glass. It appears the COOKBOOK itself is struggling to catch up to the fleeing rats
(THUNDER CRACKING)
At the shore, Remy throws the book into the water and starts paddling toward the tunnel after the colony.
DJANGO Hold on son! (to other rats) Give him something to grab on to! GIT, a huge, muscular lab rat, grabs a SPATULA and hoists it out
over the water toward Remy.
DJANGO (CONT'D) Paddle son! Come on, reach for it! You can do it!
Remy has almost reached the end of the spatula-- BLAM! A BLAST hits the water, sends Remy flying backward. The OLD LADY has
taken position at the footbridge above. She FIRES at Django’s boat-- missing as his boat enters the tunnel.
DJANGO Remy!
REMY Dad!
DJANGO Come on, you can make it! You can make it!
Remy climbs back aboard the cookbook and PADDLES into the drainpipe before the LADY can get off a shot. She CURSES.
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TUNNEL - CONTINUOUS
REMY Guys wait! Stop! Hold up! Wait for me! Hold UP!
Silence. Remy strains to see into the darkness. He begins to make out SHAPES; the channel forking into TWO TUNNELS.
He paddles towards the right tunnel, changes his mind, veers toward the left. He paddles, picking up speed. Then he hears-- --a LOW
RUMBLE. He stops, suddenly alert. The rumble becomes a ROAR. Remy whirls, PADDLES furiously the opposite direction. He’s headed
toward the edge of a waterfall! But it’s too late. Over the edge go Remy and the COOKBOOK, tumbling into the rapids below. Remy is
tossed about like a rag doll, buffeted in every direction by the churning water. He struggles for air-- --finally breaking the surface, he
GULPS a breath-- --and is PLUNGED back under. The stone walls blur past him as he claws back to the surface. Through the tumult he
spies his one chance up ahead-- the COOKBOOK. He swims toward it, finally catching it, he pulls himself aboard. The rapids pass, the
waters become calm. He looks back, amazed he’s still alive. He collapses, exhausted.
DISSOLVE TO:
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LATER
The COOKBOOK has dried out a bit, and there is just enough light seeping through a grate above for Remy to read it.
Remy flips a crinkled page, to a appetizing photo of pastry. His stomach GROWLS. He looks away, turning to a drawing of GUSTEAU on
the opposite page. The ILLUSTRATION comes to life; speaking to Remy--
GUSTEAU If you are hungry, go up and look around, Remy. Why do you wait and mope?
REMY Well, I-- (what is he doing?) You... are an illustration. Why am I talking to you?
GUSTEAU (shrugs) You just lost your family. All your friends. You are lonely.
GUSTEAU Ah... but that is no match for wishful thinking. If you focus on what you’ve left behind you will never be able to see what lies
ahead.
Now go up and look around. Remy looks up, considering the streets above. He looks back to the illustration. Gusteau has resumed his frozen
pose. Remy decides to go.
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WE FOLLOW REMY as he scurries up into a BUILDING-- between walls, through pipes, under floors, allowing GLIMPSES into the
HUMAN world around him. Remy moves through a crack, emerges into--
APARTMENT KITCHEN
In the next room A PARTY is in progress. Remy spies a loaf of BREAD. Famished, he grabs it, prepares to take a bite when- --a SPRITE in
the form of GUSTEAU appears, smaller than Remy, glowing and semi-transparent.
GUSTEAU What are you doing?!! REMY (startled, defensive) I’m hungry! I don’t know where I am and I don’t know when I’ll find food
again...
GUSTEAU Remy. You are better than that. You are a cook! Cooks make. Thieves take. You are not a thief.
GUSTEAU Food will come, Remy. Food always comes to those who love to cook...
The GUSTEAU SPRITE VANISHES. Remy shakes it off. He puts the bread down, denying his growing hunger, and moves on.
Remy MOVES, following his exceptional nose. We see glimpses of many French lives; A PAINTER carefully paints a nude model we can’t
see-- An DOG barks aggressively, warning Remy away from his flat-- A LOVERS QUARREL. Remy watches from above, through a crack
in the ceiling; SHE shakily waves a pistol at a defiant HE.
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Losing interest, Remy moves on. A BULLET splinters the floor in front of him. Remy rushes back to the crack and SEES-- --the couple
struggling with the smoking gun. The MAN wrenches it free, it clatters to the floor. They glare at each other, blood in their eyes-- --and
KISS. Remy rolls his eyes and moves on, through dark, tight spaces... into a pipe and emerges onto--
CAMERA follows as Remy scampers along railings and ledges, past windows, up vines, BOOMING UP as the ROOFTOP FALLS AWAY
TO REVEAL--
REMY Paris? All this time I’ve been underneath PARIS? It’s beautiful.
Remy’s takes in the sea of shimmering lights... then sees a HUGE SIGN atop a building several blocks away. It’s GUSTEAU-- a frying pan
in each hand. The SIGN marvels at the panorama.
GUSTEAU SIGN (not entirely sure) It seems as though I have. Yes. There it is! I have led you to it!
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KITCHEN - GUSTEAU’S RESTAURANT WAITERS and COOKS bustle back and forth preparing elaborate meals with energetic
precision; the complex dance of Haute Cuisine. Professional cooking at its finest. While the COOKS range wildly in age and nationality,
only one is female; a French cook in her late twenties named COLETTE. A small, nasty-looking MAN sporting a thin mustache and a toque
almost as large as the rest of him, ENTERS. This is the head Chef, SKINNER. Several COOKS call out greetings to him. He looks annoyed
as LA ROUSSE nudges him.
LA ROUSSE Hey boss! Look who’s here! This is Linguini, Renata’s little boy.
La Rousse gestures to LINGUINI, a gawky young man with a unruly mop of red hair sitting on a stool in the corner. He jumps up and
awkwardly approaches Skinner.
LA ROUSSE (CONT’D) All grown up, eh? You remember Renata, Gusteau’s old flame?
LA ROUSSE Linguini.
LINGUINI My mother.
SKINNER Yes.
LA ROUSSE Renata.
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LINGUINI Good. Well, not g-- she’s been better... I mean, uh...
LINGUINI Don’t be. She believed in heaven so she’s... covered... (awkward) ...you know. Afterlife wise.
Skinner stares at Linguini for a long, perplexed moment. Linguini suddenly hands a sealed envelope to him.
LINGUINI She left it for you. I think she hoped it would help. Me. Get a job. Here--?
SKINNER (cutting him off) Yes. Well, we could file this, and if something suitable opens up--
SKINNER Oh. Garbage. Well... (to Linguini, thin smile) ...I’m glad it worked out.
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Skinner disappears into his office, which once belonged to the great Gusteau himself. Linguini turns back to the other cooks, who are
already handing him his work clothes.
Remy and the Gusteau sprite look down through the SKYLIGHT into GUSTEAU’S kitchen. Remy watches, rapt as the CHEFS scurry
about, preparing the gourmet meals.
REMY I can’t believe it. A real gourmet kitchen and I get to watch.
GUSTEAU You’ve read my book. Let us see how much you know. Which is the Chef?
The Sous is responsible for the kitchen when the Chef’s not there.
REMY (O.C.) Saucier; in charge of sauces, very important. Chef de Partie, DemiChef de Partie-- both important... (pointing) Commis,
Commis, Commis... they’re cooks. Very important.
Gusteau is pointing at the garbage boy LINGUINI, who is clumsily steering a mop and bucket through the kitchen.
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Below, LINGUINI accidentally knocks over the pot of soup, spilling it. Remy gives Gusteau a patronizing chuckle.
REMY No.
What WE SEE, but Remy doesn’t: desperate that no one notices his mistake, Linguini quickly replaces the pot on the burner, and MOPS up
the floor.
GUSTEAU How do you know? What do I always say? “Anyone can cook”.
REMY Well, yeah. Anyone can. That doesn’t mean that anyone should.
Remy watches aghast as Linguini quickly chums some water from another pot into the soup to refill it to it’s former level, haphazardly
throws in a few spices and vegetables.
REMY No! This is terrible! He’s ruining the soup! And nobody’s noticing?! It’s your restaurant! Do something!
We’ve got to tell someone that he’s the skylight suddenly gives way, and Remy PLUNGES down--
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GUSTEAU’S KITCHEN
With a SPLASH Remy lands in a sink filled with soapy dishwater. He paddles to the surface, climbs onto the counter and tumbles over the
edge, hitting the floor with a SPLAT.
WIDEN TO REVEAL--
--the POT is being carried away by one of the COOKS. The chef sets the pot down near a stove and exits. As Remy heads back toward the
window, a wonderful SCENT hits his nose. He SNIFFS, following it to a PAN filled with vegetables. Enticed, he crawls inside, and it is only
then that he notices the LARGE TURKEY-- moments before a COOK picks up the pan and slides it into the oven! Remy barely escapes
before the oven door CLOSES, SPRINGING from the oven to another passing trolley, which bursts into--
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Remy is wheeled into the plush hush of the restaurant, and pulls up to a table of well-dressed DINERS. A WAITERS HAND reaches down
for a peppermill, grabbing REMY instead-- --which startles both of them. The HAND instantly RELEASES Remy, who quickly leaps on to
another passing trolley, the one heading back to the kitchen.
Remy jumps off the trolley and hides. He looks up at the window --
REMY’S POV
--the WINDOW has been CLOSED! Linguini crosses into his view and tastes the soup. It’s horrible, so horrible that-- --he runs to the
window, opens it, SPITS the soup out into the alley and exits-- LEAVING THE WINDOW OPEN.
RESUME REMY
He sees his opening and runs for it, climbing a broom handle to a shelf above the stove that leads to the OPEN WINDOW. Dodging jars of
spices he runs through the steam from the soup bubbling directly below. It’s so disgusting that-- --without thinking, he grabs a spice from the
counter, throws a dash in. He starts for the window-- thinks better of it, adds some leeks, adds some pepper, starts back to the window-- --
and STOPS. His gaze returns to the boiling pot. He looks back at the kitchen: the cooks haven’t noticed him. He looks at the window: it is
still open, and the path to it is clear. The GUSTEAU SPRITE APPEARS--
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Remy considers this. Then, filled with purpose, he jumps to the stove top, turns the burner down, hops up to the spigot to add water to the
soup. Quickly losing himself, Remy proceeds to remake the soup, alternately smelling, tasting and adding ingredients to it. He grabs a
pawful of spices to toss in and SUDDENLY SEES-- --LINGUINI, wide-eyed and brandishing a ladle. They STARE at each other for a long
moment, deer caught in each others headlights. Remy drops the spices into the soup.
The two STARTLE; Remy tries to run for the window. Linguini slams a collander over him, both hiding and trapping him.
Skinner spots the ladle in Linguini’s hand. He seizes Linguini by his collar.
SKINNER Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I’ll do it!
I think the law is on my side! (calling out) Larousse! Draw and quarter this man! After you put his head in the duck press to squeeze the fat
out of his head!
As Skinner berates Linguini, LALO ladles the soup into a tureen, which he takes to the pass. Linguini watches helplessly as the waiter
MUSTAFA carries his soup out to the dining room.
LINGUINI * Oh, no... no no, ohhhh nooo--
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But Mustafa is gone and it is TOO LATE. Skinner anxiously looks through the door windows into the dining room--
--the soup is served to a WOMAN DINER. She tastes it, REACTS visibly, and motions for the waiter.
MUSTAFA, the waiter, sticks his head through the doubledoors, speaking low to Skinner.
Color drains from Skinner’s face. He sighs, heads out into the dining room to take his medicine. Linguini creeps toward the exit, but is
collared by the Sous Chef HORST. On the counter, Remy inches the collander towards the window. Colette sticks a spoon into the soup and
tastes. It’s GOOD. Mustafa and Skinner re-enter from the dining room, Skinner’s face a riot of bewilderment.
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GUSTEAU Wait--
REMY What do mean “wait’? You’re the reason I’m in this mess!
RESUME SCENE
The bustle of the kitchen has STOPPED DEAD as Skinner tastes the soup. His eyes betray a truth; the soup is delicious. And he HATES
that. He turns to Linguini, his face DARK.
COLETTE LeClaire likes it. She made a point of telling you so. If she writes a review to that effect, and finds out you fired the cook
responsible--
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COLETTE --who made something she liked. How can we claim to represent the name of Gusteau if we don’t uphold his most cherished
belief?
RESUME SCENE
The other COOKS murmur their assent. The turn of the tide isn’t lost on Skinner. His face softens into an icy smile.
SKINNER Perhaps I’ve been a bit harsh on our new garbage boy. He has taken a bold risk, and we should reward that, as Chef Gusteau
would have. If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters who are we to deny him?
Remy’s totally absorbed in this conflict. A COUGH causes Remy to looks up: the GUSTEAU SPRITE gestures at the window.
BACK TO SCENE
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SKINNER Since you have expressed such an interest in his cooking career, you should be responsible for it.
SKINNER Anyone else? Hmm? (they look away) Then back to work!
SKINNER You are either very lucky or very unlucky. You will make the soup again, and this time I’ll be paying attention. Very close
attention.
SKINNER (CONT’D) They think you might be a cook. But you know what I think, Linguini? I think you’re a sneaky, overreaching little...
(Gasps, sees Remy escaping) --RAAAAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
REMY RUNS. The OTHER COOKS come after him. Skinner SWINGS a MOP at Remy, breaking dishes and blocking his escape. HORST
Get the rat! SKINNER Linguini! Get a something to trap it in!!
HORST It's getting away! Get it, get it, get it! Linguini CLAPS a jar over Remy. Seals it. LINGUINI [has trapped Remy in a jar] What
should I do now? SKINNER Kill it! LINGUINI Now?
SKINNER No, not in the kitchen! Are you mad? Do you know what would happen to us if anyone knew we had a rat in our kitchen? They’d
close us down!! Our reputation is hanging by a thread as it is. Take it away from here. Far away. Kill it, dispose of it. Go! Linguini nods and
quickly EXITS the kitchen’s back door.
Linguini hops aboard a bicycle and peddles into the gloom, carrying Remy in the jar with him.
The waterfront, normally so beautiful, seems dark and forboding this night. Linguini slows his bicycle and pulls up under a street lamp near
a bridge underpass. He climbs off the bicycle and prepares to drop the jar into the water. Remy is PETRIFIED. His heart racing, he presses
his paws against the glass, staring at Linguini with terrified eyes. Linguini HESITATES... then PULLS BACK, shouting at Remy.
LINGUINI Don’t look at me like that! You aren’t the only one who’s trapped. They expect me to cook it again! (Remy looks up: HUH?) I’m
not ambitious, I wasn’t trying to cook, I was just trying to stay out of trouble. You’re the one who was getting fancy with the spices! What’d
you throw in there? Oregano? (Remy SHAKES HEAD: “NO”) No? What, rosemary? (Again, Remy shakes head) That’s a spice, isn’t it?
Rosemary? (At this Remy NODS) You didn’t put rosemary in there?
Remy shakes his head. Linguini SLUMPS down on the bank, sets the Remy jar next to him.
LINGUINI I need this job. I’ve lost so many. I don’t know how to cook and now I’m talking to a rat as if you actually understand what I’m
say-- (sudden realization) --did you NOD?? You UNDERSTAND ME??
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SKINNER (cont'd) (MORE) (Remy NODS) So I’m not crazy. Wait a second, wait a second. I can’t cook. Can I? (Remy shakes his head)
But you can. Right? (Remy thinks uncertainly) Don’t be so modest, you’re a rat for Pete’s sake. Whatever you did, they liked it. (lost in
thought) Yeah. This could work. Hey, they liked the soup--
With an expansive gesture Linguini accidentally KNOCKS REMY’S JAR INTO THE SEINE. Horrified, Linguini DIVES IN after it.
Linguini sits on a bench, soaking wet, the jar with Remy successfully retrieved and sitting next to him.
LINGUINI They liked the soup. You think you could... do it again? (Remy NODS) I’m gonna let you go. But we’re together on this. Right?
(Remy NODS again) Okay.
Linguini sets the jar down on its side and carefully OPENS the lid . Remy looks up at him... and TAKES OFF, escaping into the darkness.
CACKLING as he runs, Remy LOOKS BACK at REMY’S POV: PULLING AWAY FROM LINGUINI --who stands forlorn and alone
under the bridge.
WITH REMY
He slows to a stop, moved by this pitiful sight. WITH LINGUINI He SIGHS, defeated. Turns sadly to his bicycle. Then a SOUND: the
CLICKING of tiny claws on cement. Linguini looks up--
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LINGUINI (cont'd) REMY, very cautiously, is coming toward him, back into the light. Remy looks at Linguini... who SMILES.
Darkness. we hear KEYS fumbling in a lock. Linguini KICKS the warped door a few times, opening it enough to enter, and wrestle his
bicycle through. He turns on a light, REVEALING-- -a tiny, odd-shaped room; two doors in the wall; one a bathroom, the other a closet,
both tiny. One window, a table with two chairs. Hotplate. A miniscule, ancient refrigerator. A ratty couch doubles as a bed, a portable black
& white t.v. rests precariously on one arm.
LINGUINI This is it. It’s not much, but it’s- (he looks around) --not much. (to Remy, shrugs) Could be worse; there’s heat and light and a
couch with a TV. So, y’know-- what’s mine is yours.
Remy looks over the new digs. He likes them just fine.
LATER
Fast asleep on the couch, Linguini is bathed in the flickering light from an old and very romantic FRENCH MOVIE on TV. TWO LOVERS
stand handsomely in the swirling steam of a soon to depart locomotive, staring into each other’s eyes--
Tucked in to an OVEN MITT near the window sill, REMY gazes dreamily at the lights of Paris. The romantic MOVIE MUSIC swells,
underscoring his emotions.
HIM (OS TV) Why not here? Why not now? What better place to dream... * than in Paris? *
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LINGUINI Idiot! I knew this would happen! I let a rat into my place and tell him what’s mine is his?
LINGUINI Eggs GONE! STUPID! He’s stolen food and hit the road! What’d I expect? That’s what I get for trusting a rats!
Linguini moves around the tiny alcove HE SEES-- --REMY, quite pleased with himself as he cooks omelettes on the hotplate. Two places
have been set at the tiny table.
LINGUINI It’s good. What’d you put in this? (Remy holds up basil leaf) Where’d you get that?
Remy moves to the window and points to the roof garden of a nearby flat. Linguini looks down at the enterprising rat.
LINGUINI Look. It’s delicious. But don’t steal. I’ll buy some spices, okay?
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Linguini SHOVES the rest of the eggs into his mouth and grabs his coat. Famished, Remy opens wide, ready for his first bite of food, when
Linguini snatches him up---
The cooks are circled around Colette, listening with interest as she reads a review aloud from the morning paper.
COLETTE “Though I, like many other critics, had written off Gusteau’s as irrelevant since the great Chef’s death, the soup was a revelation,
a spicy yet subtle taste experience.”
COLETTE Yes...! (resumes reading) ”Against all odds, Gusteau’s has recaptured our attention. Only time will tell if they deserve it.”
Linguini waits outside, Remy in palm, staring uncomfortably at the kitchen entrance, working up the nerve to go inside.
Aware he can’t enter the kitchen carrying a rat, Linguini looks half heartedly for places to conceal Remy; under his shirt, up his sleeves, in
his sock-- rejecting each in turn. Out of ideas, Linguini slowly opens the top of his pants. Remy looks up at him, APPALLED.
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LINGUINI (desperate) Look, I know it’s weird and stupid, but neither of us can do this alone. So we gotta do it together, right? You with
me??
Remy gives a reluctant NOD. Linguini glares at the kitchen entrance, psyching himself up--
KITCHEN - GUSTEAU’S
The back door SLAMS OPEN. All heads swing to a slightly crazed LINGUINI standing in the doorway. He wilts a bit with the attention,
and attempts to cross inconspicuously to his station, the hidden rat causing a strangely spastic lurch. The other COOKS watch with
bewildered amusement. Linguini arrives at his station and looks uneasily at the new TOQUE resting there: his new toque. He swallows,
placing it on his head, and suddenly notices Skinner standing there.
SKINNER Welcome to ****. Now... recreate the soup. Take as long as you need, all week if you must.
Skinner EXITS. Linguini looks at his station with dread, a blocked writer facing a blank page.
LINGUINI Soup.
Raw soup stock bubbles at a low boil on the stove. Linguini stares at the variety carefully prepared of ingredients-- herbs, spices, diced
vegetables, etc that have been and laid out at his station. He’s completely unsure of where to start. REMY peeks out from Linguini’s collar
and examines the scene. He scrambles underneath Linguini’s shirt and across his chest, tickling him. Linguini LAUGHS. Remy’s head pops
out from Linguini’s SHIRT CUFF, sees Linguini reaching for a SPICE TIN; the WRONG spice. Remy signals Linguini to stop, but Linguini
pays no attention, so--
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--Remy gives Linguini’s HAND a NIP. Linguini YELPS-- dropping the entire spice tin INTO THE SOUP. Appalled, Remy gives Linguini
an admonishing bite-- Linguini YELPS and CURSES, SWATS Remy in retaliation. Remy scurries to the other arm (GIGGLE) and gives
Linguini another nip (more YELPS & CURSINGS). The OTHER COOKS marvel at the strangeness of the spastic, giggling, yelping
Linguini. Visibly panicked, the giggling/yelping Linguini TURNS, lurching from his station to the food safe, and closing himself inside.
Linguini RIPS his shirt open, exposing his chest and arms, which are covered in angry red BITE MARKS.
LINGUINI This is NOT gonna work, little chef! I am gonna LOSE IT if we do this any more. We gotta figure out something else.
Something that doesn’t involve any biting or nipping or running up and down my body with your little rat feet. The biting; NO. Scampering;
NO. No scampering or scurrying. Understand, little chef? (beat) Little chef...?
Remy’s gaze has drifted away from Linguini, to the shelves LOADED with premium food. Remy looks weak with longing.
Guilty, Linguini breaks a chunk from a round of cheese and offers it to Remy, who scarfs it down. Linguini, calmer now, straightens his
clothes as he thinks out loud.
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LINGUINI Okay... the way I see it; you know how to cook. And I know how... to appear... human. We just need to work out a system so that
I do what you want in a way that doesn’t look like I’m being controlled by a tiny rat chef oh WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME? I’M INSANE
I’M INSANE I’M INSIDE A REFRIGERATOR TALKING TO A RAT ABOUT GOURMET COOKING I WILL NEVER PULL THIS
OFF--
SKINNER Linguini...?
checking for a yes or no head shake from a rat then Suddenly the vault door JERKS OPEN. THREE THINGS HAPPEN FAST: 1) Skinner
sees a fleeting glimpse of LINGUINI WITH REMY. 2) Linguini HITS THE LIGHT SWITCH-- the room GOES DARK. 3) Skinner
instantly FLICKS THE LIGHTS BACK ON to see-- --Linguini standing exactly as before. But Remy is GONE.
LINGUINI A rat? SKINNER (searching about Linguini) Yes, yes, a rat! Right next to you! (stops, suspicious) What are you doing in here???
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LINGUINI I’m just familiarizing myself with-- y’know, the vegetables... and such. SKINNER Get out. Linguini makes a hasty exit. Skinner
calls out after him. SKINNER One can get too familiar with vegetables you know!
KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Remy’s surroundings are visible through the thin fabric. He looks up AND SEES they are about to COLLIDE with-- --a WAITER
CARRYING A TRAY PILED WITH DISHES. Remy YANKS BACK LINGUINI’S HAIR like horses REINS, CAUSINGLINGUINI
--to jerk backwards in an impossible limbo-arch, pivoting under the tray of dishes-- --and BACK UP AGAIN, miraculously averting disaster.
Linguini blinks in amazement: what just happened? He ducks into the--
BATHROOM
LINGUINI Whooaah--!
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A gleam comes into the rats’ eyes. He JERKS the left hank, causing Linguini’s LEFT ARM to SHOOT UP IN THE AIR.
Remy is yanking tufts of Linguini’s hair like a kid with a new toy. Linguini jerks around like a helpless puppet. Remy stops, looks at the
panting Linguini in the mirror.
REMY (V.O.) One look and I knew, each of us had the same crazy idea...
Using hanks of Linguini’s hair to control Linguini’s actions, Remy pilots Linguini(who is blindfolded to keep him from cheating) through an
increasingly complex series of cooking tasks, everything from cutting vegetables to flipping crepes. During this comic montage we see
Remy learning precisely how to pilot Linguini, and at the same time, Linguini is learning how to surrender himself to being “piloted”. By
dawn, Linguini and Remy have meshed into one finely honed cooking machine.
Linguini stands off to the side, fretting as Skinner pulls a ladle of soup from a Linguini’s pot and tastes it.
SKINNER Congratulations. You were able to repeat your accidental success. But you will need to know more than soup, if you are to
survive in my kitchen, boy.
SKINNER (CONT’D) --will be responsible for teaching you how we do things here. Skinner grins and EXITS. Linguini crosses to Colette.
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LINGUINI (a little too smooth) Listen, I just want you to know how honored I am to be studying under a
Colette STABS a knife through Linguini’s shirtsleeve, pinning it to the table. Her voice is low, intense.
COLETTE No, you listen! I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing with! How many women do you see in this kitchen?
COLETTE Because Haute Cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy built upon rules written by stupid old men, rules designed to make it
impossible for women to enter this world. But still I am here! How did this happen?
Colette SLAMS a third knife through Linguini’s sleeve, thoroughly pinning it. Linguini is truly frightened.
COLETTE Because I’m the toughest cook in this kitchen! I’ve worked too hard for too long to get here, and I’m not going to jeopardize it
for some garbage boy who got lucky! Got it?
Linguini NODS pathetically. Colette pulls the knife handles out with a single JERK and Linguini topples to the floor. Colette EXITS.
Linguini peeks over the counter, dazzled.
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LINGUINI Wow...
SKINNER’S OFFICE
Skinner watches as ad man FRANCOIS DUPUIS finishes pitching his campaign for the latest GUSTEAU’S FROZEN FOOD product. The
trademark Chef Gusteau art has been re-painted; Gusteau now sports a kimono, coolie hat, and chopsticks. Behind this are similar
campaigns for GUSTEAU’S FRENCH PIZZA and GUSTEAU’S MICROWAVE BURRITOS. Skinner is captivated.
DUPUIS “Easy to cook, easy to eat, Gusteau makes Chinese food ‘Chine-Easy!’”.
SKINNER Excellent work Francois, as usual.
Skinner stands, offering a handshake to signal the end of the meeting. As Francois packs up his portfolio, preparing to leave, Skinner
straightens the photo of himself with Gusteau that hangs on the wall.
SKINNER I want you to work up something for my latest frozen food concept: “Gusteau’s Corn Puppies”. Like corn dogs, only smaller, bite
size!
SKINNER Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know... American. Whip something up, maybe Gusteau in overalls and
Huckleberry Tom hatDUPUIS (displaying his sketch) Or as a giant ear of corn in doggie makeup?
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Dupuis EXITS. Skinner moves to his desk and the stack of UNOPENED MAIL there, and begins to shuffle through it; bill, bill, bill-- and
the PINK ENVELOPE given to him by Linguini. He opens the envelope and reads; his bored eyes growing wider and wider with each line.
He GASPS, seizing the phone.
TALON The will stipulates that, if after a period of two years from the date of death no heir appears, Gusteau’s business interests-- including
the restaurant and the rights to his name and image-- will pass to his Sous Chef. You.
SKINNER I know what the will stipulates! (brandishing letter) What I want to know is if this letter, if this boy, changes anything!
Skinner raises the window blinds, revealing a view of the kitchen and Linguini, who looks unusually awkward among the practiced cooking
staff. Talon looks from Linguini to a framed photo of GUSTEAU.
SKINNER (drops blinds) There’s NO resemblance at all! He’s not Gusteau’s son! Gusteau had no children! And what of the timing of all
this? The deadline in the will expires in less than a month!
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SKINNER (CONT’D) Suddenly some boy arrives with a letter from his “recently deceased” mother claiming Gusteau as his father? Highly
suspect!
Talon carefully opens the display case, removes GUSTEAU’S TOQUE and begins to inspect it.
Talon spies something on the toque: a HAIR. He pulls a pair of TWEEZERS from his coat, removes the hair, folding it carefully inside a
handkerchief, and pocketing it.
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He KNOWS something!!
TALON Relax. He’s a garbage boy. I think you can handle him.
KITCHEN
Linguini finishes dicing a red pepper. He sets down his knife, carefully scoops up the small pile of dicings, walks over to a giant pot and
drops it in, returning to repeat the procedure. Colette, who has watched this, interrupts--
Colette slides a chair up to the end of Linguini’s prep table and slams the pot down on its seat so that the top is level with the table’s surface.
COLETTE You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitchen?
She snatches Linguini’s KNIFE from him with one hand, several vegetables with the other. With frightening speed she dices them; flicking
each diced pile into the pot with the knife; dice, flick, dice, flick--
COLETTE Well mommy never had to face the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in and every dish is different and none are simple
and all have different cooking times but must arrive on the customers table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect!
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Linguini is cooking. He takes a pan off the burner and sets it to one side, which is already cluttered with utensils. Colette sees the mess and
is outraged.
Linguini stammers. Colette quickly clears his station, pitching it all into a sink full of dishwater.
COLETTE Keep your station clear. When the meal rush comes what will happen? Messy stations slow things down, food doesn’t go, orders
pile up-- disaster!! I’ll make this easy to remember; keep your station clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!
TIME CUT: Colette grabs Linguini by the arm and holds up his sleeves, which are smeared with multi-colored STAINS.
COLETTE Your sleeves look like you threw up on them. Keep your hands and arms in, close to the body like this-- (she demonstrates) --
see? Always return to this position. Cooks move fast; sharp utensils, hot metal, keep your arms in, you will minimize cuts and burns and
keep your sleeves clean. Mark of a chef; messy apron, clean sleeves.
Linguini and Colette shell peas. Colette’s manner is easier, more collegial.
COLETTE I know the Gusteau style cold. In every dish Chef Gusteau always has something unexpected. I will show you, I memorized all
his recipes--
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Colette pulls a loaf from a basket of freshly baked bread and shows it to Linguini.
COLETTE How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound... of the crust. Listen--
Remy also LEANS IN to listen. Colette gives the bread a SQUEEZE. The CRACKLE is seductive.
RESUME SCENE
COLETTE (CONT’D)
Colette and Linguini have begun their prep. There is a new relaxation between them.
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COLETTE The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two ways to get first pick; grow it
yourself or bribe a grower.
She gestures to the back door. Outside a PRODUCE SELLER, conversing amicably with La Rousse, sets down a crate of gorgeous fruit and
vegetables. La Rousse slips him money.
TIME CUT: Linguini and Colette cook side by side, their manner now as easy and familiar as old friends.
COLETTE People think Haute Cuisine is snooty, so chefs must also be snooty. But not so.
ON LALO, who bobs to radio music as he sautés, cooking with a efficient, yet theatrical flourish.
COLETTE (V.O.) Lalo there-- ran away from home at twelve, got hired by circus people as an acrobat, got fired for messing around with the
ringmasters daughter.
COLETTE (V.O.) No one knows for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
HORST I defrauded a major corporation. I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen. (CUT) I created a hole in the
ozone over Avignon. (CUT) I killed a man with-- (he holds it up) --this thumb.
He’s been banned from both Las Vegas and Monte Carlo. CAMERA MOVES to LAROUSSE as he slips into the food safe.
COLETTE So you see, we are artists. Pirates. More than cooks are we.
LINGUINI “We”...?
LINGUINI Thank you... by the way, for all the advice about cooking.
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HORST (cont'd)
Skinner listens to the radio. Suddenly he SITS UP-- HIS POV THROUGH WINDSHIELD: Remy scampers across the alley to the kitchen
entrance behind GUSTEAU’S... and into the hands of a kneeling Linguini.
RESUME SKINNER
He JAMS the brakes, throws the car into reverse. As Linguini is brought back into view we see that REMY IS GONE. Still kneeling,
Linguini holds up a set of KEYS.
Skinner is BAFFLED.
There is noticeably more energy and fewer empty tables in the dining room. Mustafa arrives at a table of FOOD SNOBS.
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FOOD SNOB #1 (impatient) Yes, the old standby, you used to be famous for it. What does the Chef have that’s new?
KITCHEN
HORST New?
MUSTAFA What should I tell them? SKINNER What did you tell them??
MUSTAFA They know about the old stuff. They like Linguini’s soup--
LALO A lot of customers like the soup. That’s all we were saying.
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SKINNER Very well. If it’s Linguini they want... He pulls Horst close and speaks to him quietly.
SKINNER ...tell them “Chef” Linguini has prepared something special for them, something definitely “offmenu”. Oh, and don’t forget to
stress its “Linguini-ness”.
SKINNER Now is your chance to try something worthy of your talent, Linguini. A forgotten favorite of the Chef’s: “Sweetbread a la
Gusteau”! Colette will help you!
Skinner turns to go to his office, a worried La Rousse rushes up to him, speaking in a low, concerned voice.
LA ROUSSE Are you sure? That recipe was a disaster. Gusteau himself said so.
Linguini looking over Colette’s shoulder as she stares at an old, yellowing recipe card, sizing up it’s ingredients.
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COLETTE Sweetbread a la Gusteau. Sweetbread cooked in a salt crust with cuttlefish tenticles. Drizzled with...snail porridge... (with
increasing distaste) Douglas fir puree... beetroot mousse and pollen...dried white fungus... and dipped in anchovy liquorice sauce. Huh.
Sounds awful.
COLETTE I don’t know this recipe. But it is Gusteau, so-- (calling out) Lalo! We have some veal stomach soaking, yes??
Remy pilots Linguini’s hand to lift the small pot of snail porridge off the burner and up to Linguini’s toque for an obligatory sniff. Remy
looks at the porridge, then at the rack of fresh spices. Suddenly Remy pilots Linguini to go for the SPICES, lifting them rapidly one by one
up the toque to SNIFF. Remy selects one that smells right and dumps it in the pot. LINGUINI suddenly LEANS FORWARD, tilting his
toque over the fragrant STEAM from the simmering pot.
Remy takes a WHIFF, likes what he smells. Inspired, he pilots Linguini out into the kitchen. LINGUINI --is alarmed by his sudden ramble,
completely unsure of where he’s going, what he’s looking for.
Remy maneuvers Linguini spasmodically past the other cooks stations, wildly sniffing around for the next ingredient, a composer hunting
for the next note in a new symphony. He catches a pleasing scent in Lalo’s station-- LINGUINI SNATCHES some SHALLOTS from Lalo,
who looks up in SHOCK, but Linguini is already gone, racing back to his station to add the new ingredients to a heating pan. Linguini
JERKS forward, tilting his toque over the pan, then PEELS OUT of his station, once again on the move.
LINGUINI (ad-lib to cooks) Pardon me, just need to borrow this real quick-- sorry-- apparently I need this-- I’ll be right back--
To the others, Linguini looks deranged; a man who’s clearly lost control of both his body and his faculties. Linguini careens back into his
station and DUMPS the ingredients into his pan, startling Colette--
COLETTE What are you doing? We are supposed to be preparing the Gusteau recipe.
COLETTE The recipe doesn’t call for white truffle oil! What else have you-- (she looks in his pan) You are improvising?? This is no time to
experiment, the customers are waiting!
LINGUINI You’re right-- (to REMY, nudging toque) --I should listen to you! Linguini suddenly SLAPS his own face, then LEANS his
toque over the Sweetbread.
Both Colette and Linguini are working quickly now, but on separate dishes, giving the appearance of a competition.
Remy watches anxiously as Colette sets the plate at the pass to be picked up, a hank of hair in each paw, waiting for an opening. Colette
glances at the recipe.
She rushes back to get it. Remy sees his chance. Linguini finds himself grabbing his pan and hurtling toward Colette.
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COLETTE (cont'd)
AT THE PASS
Colette is about to add the liquorice sauce when Linguini swoops in and BLOCKS HER HAND. Colette is STUNNED. Her eyes FLASH at
Linguini, who looks petrified, his left hand holds his pan of saute, which trembles over the Sweetbread.
Linguini dumps his saute over Colette’s dish the moment before it is swept away by the waiter Mustafa.
Skinner starts toward the door to the dining room, just as MUSTAFA busts through it, excited.
MUSTAFA They love it! Other diners are already asking about it, about Linguini. I have seven more orders! Colette is nonplussed. Skinner
FLINCHES, then forces a smile.
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MONTAGE
Crosscut between the dining room and the kitchen: orders pile up as word of the “special” spreads between diners. Remy pilots Linguini,
preparing plate after plate of their hit.
The dinner rush is over. The cooks congratulate their new comrade Linguini, toasting him glasses of table wine. Skinner watches from
across the kitchen, STARING at the boy with a mixture of confusion, envy and resentment. As Linguini pass in front of a light Skinner
SEES IT: a strange shadow within Linguini’s toque-- --the SILHOUETTE OF A RAT. Skinner’s EYES going WIDE.
After a quick look around to make sure no one’s watching, Linguini removes his toque and lets Remy out.
LINGUINI Take a break little Chef, get some air. We really did it tonight.
Linguini unfolds a napkin, revealing a miniature picnic; fruit, bread, cheeses. Remy-- pooped but exhilarated-- beams at Linguini, who
raises his glass in a salute to the rat. Linguini smiles and turns back inside.
KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
We follow Linguini as he crosses the kitchen, humming happily to himself. PANNING INTO FRAME is SKINNER; perched high atop a
tray rack, waiting like a cat ready to pounce. He SNATCHES the toque from Linguini’s head--
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--and gapes in confusion when he sees nothing on top of the boy’s head. He looks at Linguini and SMILES.
Skinner hops to the ground, fluffing the toque with his hand before handing it back to the mystified Linguini.
SKINNER Seriously now, I’d love to have a little talk with you, Linguini... in my office.
LINGUINI Am I in trouble...?
HORST (to Colette, re: Linguini) The Plongeur won’t be coming to you for advice anymore, eh Colette? (nods to Skinner’s office) He’s
gotten all he needs.
Skinner settles in behind the massive desk that was formerly Gusteau’s. Linguini sits uneasily at a chair facing him, still holding his little
glass of wine.
LINGUINI I just took it to be polite, they were being so nice to me, I don’t really drink, you know--
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Skinner plucks the glass from Linguini’s hand, pours it into a wastebasket, and offers up a newly opened bottle of wine.
SKINNER (CONT’D) -but you would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this ‘61 Chateau Latour. And you,
M’sieur Linguini, are no idiot. (raising his glass) Let us toast your non-idiocy! A votre sante!
Remy munches contentedly and stares at the starry sky, loving his bread, his cheese, his life. He breaks the top off a grape and-- holding the
stem like a wine glass-- slowly sips it into a raisin. Something STIRS behind the trash cans. Remy FREEZES, suddenly alert. Some kind of
CREATURE is eating in the shadows. Remy grabs the cheese knife and timidly goes to investigate. The creature LOOKS UP, its glowing
eyes fix on Remy. Remy GULPS, raises the knife. The creature LEAPS into the light--
EMILE REMY!
REMY Emile--??
REMY What are you doing here?! I thought I’d never see you guys again!
EMILE I can’t believe it! You’re alive! You made it! We figured you didn’t survive the rapids!
Emile stares at Remy, chewing. He looks down, pondering the unrecognizable wad in his hands for a long beat. He FROWNS.
EMILE I don’t really know. I think it was some sort of wrapper once.
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REMY You’re in Paris now, baby. My town. No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town!
Remy turns on his heel and marches back into the kitchen.
Remy climbs to the pull handle on the FOOD SAFE DOOR and hesitates there. LAUGHTER emanates from inside of Skinner’s office.
Remy leaps to the handle and with considerable effort pushes it open, UNLOCKING the massive door. GUSTEAU appears.
GUSTEAU SPRITE Remy... you are stealing? You told Linguini he could trust you.
Remy shoves past the Gusteau spite and into the safe. The sprite VANISHES.
LINGUINI I shouldn’t. But okay. He offers his glass to Skinner, who refills it generously.
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SKINNER Surely you don’t expect me to believe this is your first time cooking?
LINGUINI It’s my... (stops, counts on fingers) ...second, third, four-- fifth time. Monday was my first time. (Skinner wilts) But I’ve taken
out the garbage lots of times before this, that’s why I--
SKINNER (cutting him off, pouring) Yes yes yes. Have some more wine. Tell me about your interests. Do you like animals?
LINGUINI What--? Animals? What kind?
SKINNER Oh, the usual. Dogs, cats, horses, guinea pigs... (pointed) ...rats.
Remy carries a small bundle of gourmet foodstuffs from the kitchen, only to find Emile again munching on garbage.
REMY I brought you something to-- AGH!! No no NO! Spit that out right now! (Emile does, shamed) I have GOT to teach you about food!
Close your eyes.
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As Emile closes his eyes, his SURROUNDINGS FADE TO BLACK. Remy delicately holds a hunk of cheese under Emile’s nose--
Emile INHALES it. Horrified, Remy scolds him like a bad pet.
Annoyed, Remy hands him another piece of cheese. Emile eats it, this time more carefully.
A vague, grayish BLOB half-forms above his head. It MOVES to undefined MUSIC as Emile struggles to experience the food...
REMY Close your eyes. Now taste this. (gives him a strawberry) Whole different thing, right? Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish?
EMILE Okay.
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Emile eats both together and chews, concentrating. Slowly the weak COLORS become bolder and more complimentary. They begin to
dance and intermingle as a little MELODY takes shape...
EMILE Okay... I think I’m getting a little something there. It might be the nuttiness. Could be the tang.
REMY That’s it! Now imagine every great taste in the world being combined into infinite combinations, tastes that no one has tried yet!!
Discoveries to be made!
Emile opens his eyes. The SHAPES and SOUND FADE AWAY. Sensing Remy’s disappointment, Emile reassures him.
EMILE But that was interesting. Most interesting garbage I ever-- HEY! What are we doing? Dad doesn’t know you’re alive. We’ve gotta
go to the colony!! Everyone will be thrilled!
REMY Yeah... but, uh... thing is, I kinda have to... uh... Remy gestures vaguely at the kitchen. Emile frowns.
EMILE What? What do you “hafta” more than family? What’s more important?
A few EMPTY BOTTLES of wine litter Skinner’s desk. Linguini is BOMBED, but Skinner’s increasingly desperate inquisition is getting
nowhere.
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LINGUINI Nope.
SKINNER I KNOW you know something about RATS! You know you do!!
LINGUINI You know who know do whacka do. Ratta tatta- hey! Why do they call it that?
SKINNER What?!
LINGUINI Ratatouille. There’s a dish called that, it’s like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you’re gonna name a food you should
give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn’t sound delicious. It sounds like rat. And patooty. Rat patooty! Which does NOT
sound delicious.
Linguini drinks, finds his glass empty. He smiles, offering his glass for Skinner to refill.
SKINNER (scowling) Regrettably-- He drops the empty bottle into the trash with a loud THUNK.
Several channels converge into a wide, open area as dreary and uninviting as any sewer, save for a flotilla of tiny BOATS illuminated by a
scattering of multi-colored lanterns that answer the gloom with magic. Holding their clasped paws up victoriously, Django turns from Remy
to face the assembled crowd of rats.
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An enormous CHEER erupts. Emile joins Django and Remy as the clan crowds around them. Remy’s joy is clouded with doubt; what about
his new life?
A PARTY is in full swing. The entire rat clan has come out to bop to boisterous MUSIC played by a jazzy RAT BAND, kicking down the
jams in a unique gypsy/jitterbug dance style that takes full advantage of their tails and all four legs. Joined by his sons, Django sits at a
prime table. A WAITER RAT quickly serves a round of drinks in well-worn thimbles between them. Emile and Django suck theirs down.
Remy takes a discreet whiff and sets it aside.
DJANGO And finding someone to replace you for poison checker has been a disaster. Nothing’s been poisoned, thank God, but it hasn’t
been easy. You didn’t make it easy.
DJANGO You look thin. Why is that? A shortage of food or a surplus of snobbery?
DJANGO It’s tough out there in the big world all alone, isn’t it?
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A well-wisher drops by to say hello to Django. Remy takes advantage of the distraction to quickly deliver the bad news.
REMY I can take care of myself. I’ve found a nice spot not far away, so I’ll be able to visit often.
DJANGO (resuming conversation) Nothing like a cold splash of reality to make you-- (sudden realization) --“visit”?
DJANGO We’re not birds, we’re rats. We don’t leave nests, we make them bigger.
REMY Rats! All we do is take, Dad. I’m tired of taking. I want to make things! I want to add something to this world.
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DJANGO Oh yeah?
EMILE Oh man...
REMY I’ve uh, been able to, uh, observe them at a close-ish sort of range.
REMY Close enough. And they’re, y’know, not so bad. As you say. They are.
He moves from the table, dropping to all fours and heading off. Reluctantly, Remy does likewise, leaving Emile alone.
The sound of raindrops patter against the skylight. Skinner, bundled up in a well-tailored overcoat, throws a scarf around his neck. Linguini
tipsily hands him his beret.
SKINNER Make sure the floors and countertops are clean before you lock up.
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Skinner exits, humming. Linguini watches him go with weary eyes. He turns to face the messy kitchen... and wilts.
It’s raining harder now. Django and Remy arrive at a drain opening, through which can be glimpsed the rough cobblestones of a city street.
Django scrambles out the curb-side drain and turns to face the storefront behind them. Remy sits next to him and looks up, following his
father’s gaze. His jaw drops in horror. Displayed in the window of the small shop are a variety of nasty looking metal traps, RAT TRAPS to
be precise, and along side of those hang row after row of DEAD RATS.
DJANGO Take a good, long look, Remy. This is what happens when a rat gets a little too comfortable around humans.
DJANGO The world we live in belongs to the enemy. We must live carefully. We look out for our own kind, Remy. When all is said and
done, we’re all we’ve got.
His point made, Django turns to go. Remy stares up at the horrible window, then softly says--
REMY No. Dad, I don’t believe it. You’re telling me that the future is-- can ONLY be-- (points at window) --more of this?
DJANGO This... is the way things are. You can’t change nature.
REMY Change IS nature, Dad. The part that we can influence. And it starts when we decide.
With that, Remy turns and-- walking upright on two legs-- starts back to Gusteau’s. Django calls after him.
The storm has passed and the sky is cloudless and clear. As a weary Remy exits the sewer, the fresh air hits his nostrils and he draws it in
like a sweet memory. He exhales, renewed and happy to be back in his brave new world. Forgetting himself, he trots for the kitchen entrance
on two legs, throwing a reckless wave at a passing CYCLIST. The cyclist DOUBLE-TAKES, craning his neck to look at the bizarre sight--
and collides with a parked car.
Remy enters and looks around. No one has arrived yet. Remy steps on to the counter top and surveys the kitchen, savoring the day ahead.
And then he hears the sound. SNORING. He TAKES COVER and peers out. No one is there, but the SNORING persists. He peers
cautiously over the edge--
REMY’S POV
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LINGUINI-- curled up on the floor and slumbering like a vagrant. Remy looks at the clock, realizing with horror that the others are about to
arrive. Remy jumps onto Linguini’s head like a rough rider on a fallen horse and-- expertly TUGGING hanks of Linguini’s hair, manages to
get the boy up on his feet. But Linguini remains FAST ASLEEP. Remy lifts one of Linguini’s heavy EYELIDS and waves frantically at a
staring eye-- but Linguini is OUT COLD. The SOUND of a motorcycle arriving at the rear entrance causes Remy to looks around in
desperation. He spies a pair of SUNGLASSES near the cook’s lockers. Colette ENTERS, unpleasantly surprised to find LINGUINI already
at work. She crosses to their station and starts prep. Remy has hidden Linguini’s shut eyes behind sunglasses, unintentionally giving him the
air of a smug ROCK STAR. Though Linguini remains fast ASLEEP, Remy pulls his hair to keep the boy’s limbs working somewhat
convincingly.
Remy pulls hair, nervously puppeting the sleeping Linguini. How can he make Linguini answer? He PULLS a side hair hank-- --causing
Linguini’s head to loll to Colette, give her a lazy nod, then turn back to his work.
COLETTE So. The Chef. He invited you in for a drink? That’s big... that’s big. What did he say?
Remy hesitates. There’s no hair he can pull for speech! Desperate, he pulls the head-turn hair again.
RESUME SCENE
Linguini’s head lolls lazily back to Colette, the effect being a smug “What do you think he said, babe?”
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COLETTE Oh. Forgive me for intruding on your deep, personal relationship with the Chef. I see how it is. You get me to teach you a few
kitchen tricks to dazzle the boss, and then you blow past me?
Things are going bad fast. Remy keeps Linguini chopping, hoping desperately for an idea to salvage the situation.
Linguini keeps chopping vegetables like a hip zombie. His smirking face rolls in Colette’s direction.
COLETTE (small, hurt) I thought you were different. I thought you thought I was different. I thought--
Now, seemingly looking straight at her, Linguini SNORES. Colette GASPS and delivers a roundhouse SLAP to Linguini’s face. Linguini
CORKSCREWS and CRASHES to the floor. Linguini-- now completely awake and utterly confused at the crucial chunk of his life he’s
somehow missed-- looks up at the furious Colette with wide eyes.
COLETTE I didn’t have to help you. If I looked out only for myself, I could have let you drown. But-- (this is hard for her) --I wanted you
to succeed. I liked you. My mistake.
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Both: Linguini and Remy- who peers out of Linguini’s fallen toque, watch he go.
He grabs the toque with Remy inside and runs after Colette.
LINGUINI Stop--! Don’t motorcycle away-- (She atops, looks at him) Look. I’m no good with words. I’m no good with food, either. At
least not without your help.
COLETTE I hate false modesty. It’s just another way to lie. You have talent!
LINGUINI (CONT’D) And when I added those extra ingredients instead of following the recipe like you said-- that wasn’t me either!
LINGUINI I mean I wouldn’t have done that. I would’ve followed the recipe, I would’ve followed your advice. I would’ve followed your
advice to the ends of the earth because I love-- your advice.
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COLETTE But... ?
RESUME SCENE
Linguini chuckles sheepishly, then straightens as if to make an announcement, taking a deep breath.
LINGUINI I have a rr... aah--uht... COLETTE What...? LINGUINI I have a rahh... tsh
LINGUINI NO! No... I have this tiny... a little, uh... little... a-- (quickly blurts it out) -tiny chef who tells me what to do.
COLETTE A tiny chef. LINGUINI Yes... yes, he’s... uh, uhhhmmn... (points to toque) ...he’s up here--
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LINGUINI Why is it so hard to talk to you?? (gathering courage) Okay. Here we go. You-- inspire me. I’m going to risk it all. I’m going to
risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you’ve ever seen.
Colette is starting to get scared. We follow her HAND as it drops discreetly into her BAG and emerges clutching a tiny cannister of PEPPER
SPRAY. Linguini continues, impassioned.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) You wanna know why I’m such a fast learner? Why I’m such a great cook? Don’t laugh! I’m going to show you--
Colette looks WORRIED. With great resolve and trembling hands, Linguini slowly reaches up to remove his toque--
Through the cloth Remy watches LINGUINI’S HANDS CLOSING IN-- about to expose him and ruin it all! He YANKS on Linguini’s hair,
thrusting Linguini forward toward Colette’s face--
ON LINGUINI
--as he plants a big KISS on Colette’s lips. Colette is frozen, pepper spray in hand, her shock and surprise surpassed only by Linguini’s own.
INSIDE LINGUINI’S TOQUE With furrowed brows and gritted teeth, Remy maintains Linguini’s forward thrust kiss. This could go either
way.
--as they continue their startled kiss, their eyes flash through a myriad of emotions; surprise, fear, anger, vulnerability, happiness, and
finally-- surrender. Their arms wrap around each other. 74.
Remy COLLAPSES with relief. For the moment anyway, the fragile charade survives.
A very tall, very narrow room, simultaneously grand and claustrophobic. Its soaring windows are framed by heavy velvet drapes pulled
nearly shut, allowing in only a thin sliver of pale light. The few pieces of antique furniture in the room are equally tall, narrow, straight-
backed and uncomfortable looking. The faded burgundy walls are decorated with framed photographs and magazine covers, precisely
arranged around a massive PORTRAIT PAINTING. Their single subject, a tall, cadaverous man dressed in an expensive suit; ANTON
EGO-- --the same Anton Ego who now sits at a desk that is the rooms focal point, looming over an ancient typewriter like a vulture with
better posture. The rooms lone door opens, and a short, pudgy man in his midthirties enters. This is Ego’s assistant, AMBRISTER MINION.
MINION Gusteau’s.
MINION No...
EGO (losing patience) --announced a new line of microwave eggroles, what? Spit it out.
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Ego locates the review and plucks it from the files, reading it aloud as if it were divinely inspired.
EGO I said-- (reading) “Gusteau has finally found his rightful place in history, right alongside another, equally famous Chef-- Monsieur
‘Boyardee’”.
MINION Touche’...
EGO That is where I left it. That was my last word. THE last word.
MINION Yes.
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Skinner is seated at his desk, his head in his hands. Talon sits in a chair across from him, sipping an espresso.
SKINNER No no no NO NO NOOO!
TALON (matter of fact) The DNA matches, the timing works, everything checks out. He is Gusteau’s son.
SKINNER This can’t just-- happen! The whole thing is a set-up! The boy knows!
SKINNER Look at him out there... pretending to be an idiot! He’s toying with my mind, like a cat with a ball! Of... something!
TALON String?
TALON Rat?
SKINNER Yes! He’s consorting with it! Deliberately trying to make me think it’s important!
SKINNER Exactly! The lawyer is watching Skinner now, eyes wide with worry.
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SKINNER Of course not! He just wants me to think that it is! Oh, I see the theatricality of it; a rat appears on the boy’s first night, I order
him to kill it and now he wants me to see it everywhere-- woooooooo-- (snaps fingers wildly) -it’s here, no it isn’t, it’s here! Am I seeing
things, am I crazy, is there a phantom rat or is there not? But ohhh no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of--
KITCHEN
Linguini/Remy are cooking. As Colette walks by, Linguini’s eyes, then head start to follow her--
Remy wonders why Linguini’s head has drifted away from the task at hand. He looks up: sees Colette. Rolling his eyes at Linguini’s limited
concentration, he pulls Linguini’s hair--
RESUME SCENE
Linguini’s head jerks face forward. He frowns, annoyed at Remy’s correction. Colette is cooking at the oven behind him now. And
Linguini’s eyes have drifted back to her.. ...following the curves of her legs slowly up... to her FACE. She turns, catching him-- and
SMILES. He smiles back.
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SKINNER I can’t fire him! He’s getting attention! If I fire him now everyone will wonder why and the last thing I want is people looking
into this!
TALON What are you so worried about? Isn’t it good to have the press? Isn’t it good to have Gusteau’s name getting headlines?
SKINNER (points at Linguini photo) Not if they’re over HIS face!! Gusteau’s already has a face, and it’s fat and lovable and familiar! And it
sells burritos! Millions and millions of burritos!
TALON The deadline passes in three days, then you can fire him whenever he ceases to be a valuable. You’re still in charge, and no one will
ever know.
TALON You know, I was worried about the hair sample you gave me. I had to send it back to the lab.
SKINNER Why?
TALON Because the first time it came back identified as “rodent hair”.
KITCHEN
Under Remy’s direction, Linguini reaches for a spice. Colette interrupts, handing him another one.
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Remy looks at the offered spice, and scowls; he begs to differ. As Linguini reaches to take the spice, Remy pulls back on his hair--
Linguini FLINCHES, his hand HESITATING; withdrawing then reaching-- forward-back-forward-back. Colette watches this odd display,
still holding the spice out. Linguini grabs the wrist of his reaching hand, forcing it toward the spices, as-- --REMY TUGS at Linguini’s hair,
directing him just as hard in the opposite direction. It’s a battle for control-- --that Linguini WINS; his hand finally grabs he spice tin. He
smiles at Colette. Underneath the toque, Remy GRIMACES.
The dinner rush finished, Linguini and Colette exit the kitchen laughing and holding hands. She pulls him aboard her motorcycle and they
peel out into the young Paris night.
Linguini and Colette laugh and scream as the wind rips by, Linguini barely able to hang on to his toque and we realize-- --REMY IS STILL
INSIDE, HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! As Colette takes a sharp turn, Linguini drops his arms to steady himself- --and his TOQUE
(WITH REMY INSIDE) FLIES OFF HIS HEAD and tumbles to the street! Dazed, Remy emerges from the battered toque to see Colette’s
cycle disappear over the horizon! Car horns BLARE. Remy turns to see a massive WALL OF TRAFFIC barreling toward him. He dives
clear as CARS roar past, wheels screech and lights flash in all directions as he madly scrambles out of their way, finally making it to the
curb. Remy looks up as a young woman recoils, jumping back into her sweethearts arms.
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WOMAN A RAT!
Her escort swats at Remy with his coat. Remy runs, jumping into a nearby STORM DRAIN.
Remy tumbles to the cement floor, his heart pounding. Through the grate he sees the legs of the WOMAN and her ESCORT.
Remy listens, pained. He spies his reflection in a pool of water at this feet. He turns, slowly disappearing into the sewer’s darkness.
REMY (V.O.) I was reminded how fragile it all was. How the world really saw me. And it just kept getting better...
Remy turns. EMILE peeks out from behind the trash cans, where he waits with a GROUP OF RATS, including GIT, the lab rat.
EMILE Hey little brother! We were afraid you weren’t gonna show up!
REMY You told them? Emile, that’s exactly what I said not to do!
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EMILE But they’re my friends. I didn’t think you meant-- I was telling ‘em about tasting, about the nutty tang and look, I’m sorry. I’m sorry
Assured the kitchen is empty, Remy hops to door handle of the food safe and grabs it with both arms, plants his feet on the door and pulls.
The handle doesn’t budge, the door is LOCKED. Remy is puzzled. He looks toward SKINNER’S OFFICE.
SKINNER’S OFFICE
Remy enters, a little nervous, and scampers up to Skinner’s desk. A framed black and white PHOTO of Gusteau speaks.
REMY Emile shows up-- I said not to, but he goes and blabs- it’s a disaster. Anyway, they’re hungry, the food safe is locked, I need the key.
REMY Yes. No-- it’s complicated. It’s family. They don’t have your ideals.
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TEXAN GUSTEAU Ideals? If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals you think I’d be hawkin’ barbecue over here?
COLONEL GUSTEAU Or tooth- I say, toothpickin’ Chicken? S’about as French as a Corn Dog!
CORN DOG GUSTEAU (waves COMING SOON sign) Woof! Rumming Roon! *
TEXAN GUSTEAU HAH! We’re inventin’ new ways to sell out over here!
GUSTEAU PHOTO I cannot control how they use my image Remy, I am dead!
REMY Will you guys SHUT UP?? (they do, All the Gusteaus stop bickering instantly) I’ve gotta think!
Remy climbs over the edge of Skinner’s desk, pushes open the drawer, and begins to rummage through its contents.
REMY (CONT’D) Word’s getting out and if I can’t keep them quiet...the entire clan’s going to be after me with their mouths open and- (he
finds the key) --ah! Here it is. Hey...
Remy notices a FILE labeled “Gusteau: Last Will & Testament”. He turns to the Gusteau portrait.
Remy pulls the file from the drawer and lays it on the desk.
REMY This is interesting. Mind if I--?
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Remy flips open the file. There, alongside Gusteau’s will, are recent press clippings featuring LINGUINI, and the letter to Skinner from
Linguini’s mother.
The music starts to build as Remy reads; his eyes jumping between the letter and the will, his eyes getting bigger and bigger until...
GUSTEAU (defensive) I am a figment of your imagination! You did not know. How could I?
SKINNER OPENS the office door and FREEZES-- stunned by the bizarre sight of a RAT on his desk top. Remy SNATCHES the
DOCUMANTS in his mouth and RUNS.
Remy races out into the street. Hot on his heels, Skinner runs smack into Lalo on a moped. Before the mortified Lalo can apologize Skinner
is back on his feet.
With an crazed shriek, Skinner pushes Lalo off the scooter, jumps on and roars off down the street.
Skinner screeches to a stop at the INTERSECTION, looks around wildly for Remy. He sights the DOCUMENTS scampering through traffic
and guns the motor, recklessly giving chase.
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Closing in on Remy, Skinner reaches down to snatch the documents when the rat suddenly VEERS. Skinner’s Moped plunges down a flight
of steps to the river, where it lays in a heap at the bottom. Skinner looks up, sees-- REMY-- looking down at him from the balustrade,
documents still clutched in his mouth. Remy LAUGHS. A gust from a passing BUS sweeps the WILL from Remy’s open jaws and high into
the air, where it flutters out over the river’s edge.
SKINNER sees his chance. He clambers aboard the Moped and takes off after the will, dodging obstacles and passers-by to pursue from the
banks below. Remy chases it from the balustrade above, the letter still in his mouth. THE WILL begins to descend, flitting toward Skinner
below, who reaches for it, his fingers spreading wide-- Remy makes two desperate LEAPS; from the balustrade to a tree, from the tree into
the air just above Skinner where he-- INTERCEPTS the will-- sailing toward the water and landing with a FWOP on the canvas roof of a
Bateux Mouche. Remy can’t believe he’s got both documents again. Neither can Skinner. He ditches the Moped and LEAPS to the deck of
the Seine boat.
Remy, documents in mouth, leaps to another passing boat, Skinner still hot on his tail. A jam of water traffic keeps this game alive, the two
leaping from boat to boat, but the last leap, to a DINING BOAT- is too far. Remy tries anyway; launching into the air, the documents in his
mouth sweep back like WINGS and he-- --catches an updraft! He SAILS across the gulf, landing miraculously on the deck. Skinner crazily
follows, making the leap of his life as he stretches out for the dining boats’ railing and--
85.
--falls short, grasping instead the tablecloth of a couple dining near the railing, which he yanks out from under their breakfast like an inept
magician as he-- --plunges into the river. Skinner sputters in the middle of the Seine as Remy hops up to a bridge passing overhead,
scampering safely away with Skinner’s papers.
Skinner returns to his office, soaked and furious... only to find LINGUINI sitting at his desk.
Colette holds up GUSTEAU’S WILL. Skinner’s jaw drops. He looks at Linguini, who can only shrug with embarrassment.
--spins into a close up. Above a PHOTO OF LINGUINI, a deer-inheadlights look on his face, a HEADLINE reads:
Linguini is surrounded by the other COOKS, who raise flutes of champagne in a toast to their new owner. Laughing, Colette and Linguini
hug. Watching from the shadows, REMY smiles.
MONTAGE
SERIES OF SHOTS, to music, illustrating (A) Linguini’s rise, (B) Skinner’s fall, and (C)the happy changes to GUSTEAU’S.
INTERCUT: (A) Various NEWSPAPER headlines: “LINGUINI CANCELS FROZEN FOOD” “GUSTEAU’S REGAINS A LOST STAR”.
Linguini shows Remy their new, larger apartment.
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(B) A disheveled Skinner alternates between spying on Gusteau’s (looking for the rat in the kitchen) and stewing (over the loss of his little
empire, and the glowing press coverage of Linguini). (C) Linguini and Colette raise the blinds in Skinner’s old office, opening it to light and
a clear view of the Kitchen. In the alley behind the kitchen, the COOKS symbolically burn the GUSTEAU STANDEES created to promote
Skinner’s hated FROZEN FOOD line. All cheer as the FLAMES rise higher.
FLASHES POP. Linguini sits at a table, posing for photos. Several JOURNALISTS hover nearby shouting questions.
REPORTER #1 Chef Linguini! Chef Linguini! Your rise has been meteoric, and yet you have no formal training. What is the secret to your
genius?
Remy reacts to the question, looking down at the head beneath him as if to say: ”Yeah smart guy, what is your secret?”
RESUME SCENE
REPORTER #3 But you weren’t aware of that fact until very recently--
LINGUINI No...
REPORTER #3 --and it resulted in your taking ownership of this restaurant. How did you find out?
87.
WITH LINGUINI
LINGUINI Some part of me just knew... (lamely, trying it out) ...the Gusteau part...?
Remy tugs a hair tuft, causing Linguini to bop himself in the head with his frying pan.
LINGUINI Inspiration?
REMY WHAT?!!
WITH LINGUINI
An outraged SQUEAK erupts from inside Linguini’s toque. Linguini quickly muffles Remy’s squeaks with both hands as he sets his toque
down on the table. Linguini sucks on his teeth, making a squeaking sound.
Drab and cluttered. A battered telephone rings at the desk of NADAR LESSARD, a bored bureaucrat. He turns from a pile of paperwork and
answers.
88.
Anxious, unshaven, and wrapped in a trench coat that makes him look vaguely like a pervert, Skinner speaks into a pay phone as he stares at
the line of dinner customers across the street, waiting to enter Gusteau’s. INTERCUT as needed.
SKINNER I wish to report a rat infestation. It’s taken over my restauran-- er-- Gusteau’s restaurant--!
LESSARD Gusteau’s, eh? I can drop by. (consults appointment log) First opening is... three months.
LESSARD Monsieur, I have the information, if someone cancels I’ll slot you in.
COLETTE He should’ve finished an hour ago. She heaves an annoyed sigh and heads out to the dining area.
DINING AREA
Colette enters the swirl of activity to confront Linguini. He shoots her a cocky smile, offering her a glass of champagne.
89.
LINGUINI Bon jour, Mon Cherie. Join us. We were talking about my inspiration.
Linguini muffles another SQUEAK of protest from under his toque. He shoots Colette a reprimanding look, leans in and says in a low, tight
voice.
Just then the front door swings open, spilling cold light and air into the warmth of the restaurant. The press swings its attention to the tall,
backlit spectre at the entrance, whispering his legendary name: “Ego”. He glides through them without acknowledging their presence, and
stops in front of Linguini, who is still seated.
EGO Pardon me for interrupting your... premature celebration. But I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chance as you are new to this
game.
EGO Yes. And you’ve been playing without an opponent. Which is, as you may have guessed, against the rules.
90.
RESUME SCENE
Ego chuckles, turning to the gallery, a lion almost sympathetic toward the sacrificial lamb.
The lamb bites back. A murmur of surprised delight ripples through the assembled. Ego’s eyes FLASH.
EGO I don’t “like” food, I love it. If I don’t love it, I don’t-- swallow.
EGO (CONT’D) I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don’t disappoint me.
Ego turns and sweeps out of the restaurant. There is a heavy PAUSE. Colette turns to the assembled press.
COLETTE Listen, we hate to be rude, but... we’re French. And it’s dinner time.
She pulls Linguini from the table and heads to the kitchen. He calls back to the press in apology--
LINGUINI She meant to say “it’s dinner time, and we’re French”--!
91.
LINGUINI Don’t give me that look. You were distracting me in front of the press. How am I supposed to concentrate with you yanking my
hair all the time?
Linguini sticks out his hand, offering Remy a now familiar ramp to his post atop Linguini’s head. Remy shoots Linguini an “about time”
look, climbs up his arm and under his toque.
LINGUINI And that’s another thing. Your opinion isn’t the only one that matters here. Colette knows how to cook too, you know--
The last straw. Remy grabs a hair hank and pulls-- too hard.
The door bangs open, Linguini storms out, mashing his toque against his head, angrily shuts the door behind him. He yanks his toque off
and gets in Remy’s tiny face--
LINGUINI You take a break, little chef. I’m not your puppet, and you’re not my-- uh, puppet... controlling... guy.
LINGUINI You cool off and get your mind right, little chef. Ego is coming and I’ve gotta focus!
Skinner watches as Linguini storms back into the kitchen. He EXITS, ducking down the fire escape.
92.
RESUME REMY
He’s FURIOUS. In a pint-sized fit of rage he kicks a can, then, tottering under its weight, picks up a bottle to throw against the wall and
suddenly finds himself face to face with-
--EMILE and his RAT PALS.
EMILE I’m sorry about all the guys, Remy. I tried to limit them, but--
REMY You know what? It’s okay. (To group) I’ve been selfish. You guys hungry? (RATS respond eagerly) Dinner’s on me. We’ll go after
closing time. In fact-- (to Emile, evil grin) --tell Dad to bring the whole clan.
Horst puts the kitchen to bed. He pulls on his coat and turns the LIGHTS OUT. Beat. A metal GRATE in the floor lifts up, Remy and Django
peek out.
DJANGO This is great, son. An inside job. (too loudly) I see the appeal--!
93.
REMY Shhh!
Remy climbs out, looks around, signals the coast is clear. An army of RATS- a crack FOOD THEFT UNIT- pour in after him, mobilizing
effectively to raid the vault as he opens the door, when all of a sudden-- --LINGUINI RETURNS to the kitchen.
The CLAN RATS instantly freeze, camouflaging themselves. It is both amazing and precarious, any close look will betray the deception.
Remy steps out, revealing himself to Linguini.
LINGUINI Hey, Little Chef. I thought you went back to the apartment. Then when you weren’t there, I don’t know, it didn’t seem right--
As Linguini opens up to Remy, we cut to QUICK SHOTS: visual gags of the rat clan hiding in plain sight, desperate to avoid discovery.
Remy listens, distracted.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) --to leave things the way we did so I came back, hoping you’d be here. And here you are.
Linguini is so absorbed in his own feelings that he’s utterly blind to the fact that the food safe door is ajar, and that he’s caught the rats MID-
HEIST.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) Look. I don’t want to fight. I’ve been under a lot of- you know, pressure. A lot has changed in not very much time,
you know. I’m suddenly a Gusteau and I gotta be a Gusteau or you know, people will be disappointed. It’s weird...
RATS HIDE; up on the shelves, in EGG CARTONS, inside the holes in a wedge of SWISS CHEESE, submerged in an open sack of
COFFEE BEANS, leaving only their tiny NOSES visible.
94.
EMILE hides in the center of an ASPARAGUS BUNCH held together by a rubber band. His eyes latch on to a juicy BUNCH OF GRAPES,
which hang literally in front of his face. Enticed, he leans forward just enough to get his lips around the end of a single grape, and s-l-o-w-l-
y SUCKS IT OFF THE STEM into his mouth, swallowing it whole. Mmmnn. He glances up: another grape beckons. Emile leans for it--
LINGUINI (CONT’D) ...I’ve never disappointed anyone before because nobody’s ever expected anything of me. And the only reason
anyone expects anything from me now is... because of you.
LINGUINI I haven’t been fair to you. You’ve never failed me, and I should never forget that.
Emile, now stuffed and lumpy with grapes, eyes the last REMAINING GRAPE on the stem. Balancing on a CHEESE WHEEL, he lashes
the asparagus rubber band to the shelf and leans out over the edge, straining to reach the lone grape...
LINGUINI (CONT’D) The most honorable friend a guy could ever ask--
The cheese wheel SHIFTS. Emile loses his balance and falls, hits the floor spread-eagled. The CHEESE lands on top of him, causing his
bellyful of GRAPES to machine gun from his mouth-- --and hit the back of Linguini’s neck. He TURNS-- sees that the food safe door is
OPEN.
He pulls open the door and flips the light on. The RATS FLEE-- spilling from the shelves in a squeaking, fur covered WAVE that rushes past
Linguini’s feet and out the open door.
LINGUINI (to Remy, betrayed) You’re stealing food?! 95. (MORE) How could you? I-I thought you were my friend, I trusted you!
The door bursts open and a flood of rats pour out the rear door into the alley, a furious Linguini behind them brandishing a mop.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) Get out! You and all your rat buddies! And don’t come back, Or I’ll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to
treat pests!
Linguini ducks back inside, SLAMMING the door behind him. Remy stares in silence, devastated by what he’s done. DJANGO and the rest
of the RAT CLAN emerges from the shadows, gathering around the group including Remy and Emile.
REMY You’re right, Dad. Who am I kidding? We are what we are, And we’re rats.
Remy turns, unconsciously drops to four legs and walks slowly away, his voice distant and sad.
REMY Well, he’ll leave soon... and now you know how to get in. Steal all you want.
Strangely, Linguini is dressed as a WAITER. He waits on a lone DINER, whose face is hidden behind a menu.
96.
LINGUINI (cont'd) Linguini is frozen in fear, his heart pounding as Ego’s cold chuckle turns into a ROAR--
Linguini places a step ladder at the front of the kitchen and stands on the top step. He clears his throat.
LINGUINI Tonight is a big night. Appetite is coming and he’s going to have a big Ego. (stops, corrects himself) I mean Ego. He’s coming.
The critic? And he’s going to order. Something. Something from our menu. And we’ll have to cook it. Unless he orders something cold. Like
a salad. The COOKS exchange confused glances. Colette wilts. This is not the inspiration she had in mind.
EMILE Just can’t leave it alone, can ya’? Emile is by the trash. Remy HOPS DOWN and walks over to him.
REMY You really shouldn’t be here during restaurant hours, it’s not safe.
EMILE I’m hungry. And I don’t need the inside food to be happy. The key, my friend, is to not be picky. Observe...
Emile lifts the corner of a toppled-over BOX, exposing a chunk of CHEESE. Emile chuckles, reaching for the cheese--
REMY No, WAIT! Remy grabs Emile’s tail and pulls him clear. A HINGE DROPS, trapping Remy inside a CAGE. Emile rushes to Remy,
panicked.
A SHADOW looms over them. Emile quickly hides. SKINNER picks up the trap/cage, grinning ear to ear.
SKINNER You may think you are a chef, but you are still... only a rat.
The cooks are sitting now, bored out of their minds. Linguini is still talking.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) -sure he took away a star last time he reviewed this place. Sure, it probably killed Gust-- Dad.
98.
MUSTAFA Ego is here. The air is suddenly sucked from the room. The cooks stand alert, frightened.
An intent look sweeps the faces of the staff. With a burst of grunts, cries and hand claps they return to work.
Remy’s cage is set down inside the trunk of SKINNER’S CAR. Remy looks up at Skinner.
SKINNER So! I have in mind a simple arrangement; you will create for me a new line of Chef Skinner frozen foods, and I, in return, will
not kill you.
Remy STARTLES, looks aghast. Laughing, Skinner SLAMS SHUT the trunk and EXITS toward the restaurant. Nearby, EMILE watches
cautiously.
Mustafa draws a deep breath, gathering courage. He turns and approaches Ego’s table.
99.
EGO Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I’m craving? A little perspective.
EGO That’s it. I’d like some fresh, clear, well-seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?
EGO Tell your “Chef Linguini” that I want whatever he dares to serve to me. Tell him to “hit me with his best shot”.
Mustafa scurries off. Seated at a nearby table (and disguised in a trenchcoat, sunglasses and beret), SKINNER jerks his head toward Ego and
speaks to his waiter--
100.
Remy sits in the corner of his cage, alone and defeated. The GUSTEAU SPRITE appears. He studies Remy, speaking quietly.
REMY No, I’m the one in a cage. I’ve given up. You... are free.
REMY Oh please. I’m sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father. I pretend to be a human through Linguini. I pretend you exist so
I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me?! Why do I need to
pretend?!
And with that, Gusteau... FADES AWAY. A loud THUNK as something hits the street pavement outside.
101.
A STONE GARGOYLE has just missed the trunk of Skinner’s car and SHATTERED on the pavement. DJANGO, clearly annoyed, calls to
GIT the musclebound lab rat, who’s perched on the one gargoyle-less balustrade above.
REMY Dad?!! Dad, I'm in here!! I'm inside the trunk!! What the... DAD!
WHAM! --the top of the trunk suddenly CAVES IN from the second GARGOYLE’s impact. Light streams in as EMILE appears.
REMY Emile!
Django joins Emile as he grabs the cage latch from the outside. Straining with all their might, the three rats pop it open. Remy jumps out,
gives Django and Emile quick hugs--
-then scrambles out the trunk and takes off toward GUSTEAU’S.
DJANGO Where you going?? REMY (calling back) Back to the restaurant! They’ll fail without me!
DJANGO WHY DO YOU CARE??
Django and Emile saw this and they chases after him.
102.
CHAOS. Tempers are flaring, orders are piling up and the kitchen is dissolving under Linguini’s leadership. Holding a pan filled with grey
glop, Horst confronts Linguini.
HORST It’s your recipe. How can you not know your own recipe?!
HORST Well make it come to you again, ja? Because we can't serve this!!
LINGUINI Make them order something else! Tell them we’re all out!
LAROUSSE I have another idea. What if we serverd them what they order?!
in rage, Linguini runs into his office and slams the door closed.
103.
Django and Emile rush to stop Remy as he heads toward the kitchen door--
--but Remy pushes them away long enough to get inside the doorway, exposing himself to two COOKS. The other rats HIDE.
COLETTE He’s come far too fast! Could you do more with as little experience??
HORST We are not talking about me! We’re talking about what to do right n--!
Horst suddenly FREEZES-- his gaze fixed on the back entrance. There, smack dab in the middle of the doorway, sits REMY, as brash as a
tiny gunslinger entering a saloon.
COLETTE RAAAATS!!
Instantly the other COOKS seize dangerous utencils and CHARGE at Remy. But REMY DOESN’T MOVE. Suddenly, a voice SHOUTS--
Miraculously, everyone STOPS, their weapons raised, their gaze shifting to LINGUINI, who rushes in front of the group.
LINGUINI I know this sounds insane. Butwell, the truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn’t mean it’s not. The truth.
LINGUINI And the truth is I have no talent at all. But this Rat... he’s the one behind these recipes. He’s the cook. The real cook. Little Chef?
The COOKS watch in amazement as Remy hops onto his lowered palm. Linguini lifts Remy up to his head to demonstrate.
104.
He chooses the ingredients, the spice. Linguini picks up some spices lifting them to Remy’s nose. The other cooks react; this strange and
familiar action of Linguini’s is suddenly stranger than ever.
Remy gives Linguini’s hair a few tugs to demonstrate, Linguini’s limbs move correspondingly.
LINGUINI (CONT’D) He’s the reason I can cook the food that’s exciting everyone, the reason Ego is outside that door. You’ve been giving
me credit for his gift. I know it’s a hard thing to believe, but hey-- you believed I could cook, right?
INGUINI Look. This works. It’s crazy, but it works. We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris. And this rat, this brilliant little Chef can lead
us there. Whaddya say? You with me? For a moment no one moves. Then HORST, tears welling up in his eyes, crosses to a grateful, moved
Linguini and-- --hands him his apron and toque... EXITING silently out the back door. Linguini watches-- stunned-- as, one by one, the rest
of the STAFF exits with him, leaving only COLETTE. Colette locks eyes with Linguini, both anger and tears welling up. Her hand comes
up to slap him-- --but doesn’t. Her hand just trembles, and finally drops to her side. She pushes past Linguini and out the door. Linguini
looks out at Dining room: Ego WAITS, drumming his fingers. Soon the customers will get restless. Linguini exchanges a sad look with
Remy, shrinks into his office, closes the door behind him.
105.
COLETTE speeds her motorcycle recklessly through the streets, crying. A car horn BLASTS. She STARTLES, hits the brakes and skids TO
A STOP, nearly running the red light. She exhales, her heart racing at the close call. She looks up. A familiar COOKBOOK beckons from
the display window of a used book store: Gusteau’s “ANYONE CAN COOK”. Colette stares at it, feeling a pang of emotion.
WIDE SHOT: The traffic on either side of her begins to go. Colette sits atop her motorcycle-- motionless.
Alone in the empty kitchen, Remy faces the dining room door, feeling Ego on the other side, waiting. Remy slowly turns away... then
realizes that DJANGO is also there.
REMY Dad--! (he goes to Django) Dad, I-- I don’t know what to say.
REMY Dad, I don’t want you to think I’m choosing this over family. I can’t choose between two halves of myself DJANGO I’m not talking
about cooking. I’m talking about guts. This really means that much to you?
Almost apologetically, Remy NODS. Django sighs, then lets out a loud whistle. The RAT CLAN emerges from the shadows, quickly
surrounding them.
106.
DJANGO We’re not cooks, but we are family. You tell us what to do and we’ll get it done.
A DOOR CREAK turns the rats attention to the back door where-- --THE HEALTH INSPECTOR has just entered. His eyes bug at the
surreal sight: the KITCHEN IS FILLED WITH RATS. Slowly, he backs toward the EXIT... and BOLTS!
Immediately DJANGO leads half the RAT CLAN after the inspector, yelling as he exits out the door.
DJANGO DELTA TEAM FOLLOW ME! THE REST OF YOU STAY AND HELP REMY!
The inspector JAMS his keys into the ignition and turns. The ENGINE won’t turn over. He glances at the rear view mirror and sees: a
ground-level STAMPEDE OF RATS moving out from the kitchen TOWARD HIM. The RATS engulf the car, covering it like a blanket. The
ENGINE comes to life. Tires SQUEAL, smoking as the car roars from the alley in reverse and pulls a 180 into the street, the rats covering it
like a grey moss--
REMY TEAM THREE: WILL BE HANDLING DISH, TEAM FOUR: ROASTED ITEMS, TEAM FIVE: GRILL, TEAM SIX: SAUCES!
GET TO YOUR STATIONS! LET’S GO GO GO!
LINGUINI Emerges from his office and is astonished by the sight. Remy and the rats see this is suddenly PAUSE. Linguini walks up to
Remy, suddenly filled with purpose.
107.
Remy NODS.
Linguini turns his backpack upside down. A pair of ROLLER BLADES hit his desk with a CLUNK.
DINING AREA
Linguini, wearing the blades and a WAITERS OUTFIT, explodes through the double doors and sweeps into the dining room, distributing
MENUS to the diners with economical precision, followed miraculously by DRINKS, BREAD, WATER. He arrives at Skinner’s table to
refill his water. LINGUINI No, I’m sorry for any delay, but we’re a little short tonight. Skinner glances at EGO, who is scowling as he
scribbles in a note pad. A big smile stretches across Skinner’s face. SKINNER Please. Take all the time you need.
KITCHEN
The kitchen is going like blazes; RATS are sauteing, spicing, grilling, cooking up a storm. Remy, nearly overwhelmed with the scale of
production, is miraculously handling it. Stationed at the pass, EMILE wipes the sauce of the edges of the plates with a cloth, the last crucial
bit of quality control. Tempted by the sauce, he tries to sneak a lick.
Ego looks impatiently at his watch, scribbles in his notepad. Then his eyes fall to the soup. He pulls the bowl to him, dips a spoon in,
TASTING IT. Not bad...
108.
KITCHEN
The RATS are functioning like a well-oiled machine; the perfectly prepared meals hit the pass as quickly as Linguini can grab them. The
back door pushes open to REVEAL: COLETTE-- staggered by the bizarre spectacle. Looking like she may vomit, she wheels back to the
exit, when Linguini rushes in, throwing his arms around her.
COLETTE DON’T say a word. If I think about it I might change my mind. Just tell me what the rat wants to cook.
MOMENTS LATER
Remy flips through Gusteau’s recipe box, finds a certain card and pulls it, showing it to Colette. She frowns.
COLETTE Ratatouille? It’s a peasant dish. Are you sure you want to serve this to Ego?
Remy NODS. Colette shrugs and starts to prepare the dish. A TIRE SCREECH is followed by a LOUD CRASH outside. COLETTE looks
up as the back door bangs open: the HEALTH INSPECTOR, bound and gagged, floats across the floor on a cushion of RATS, who quickly
dump him in the food safe. Colette shrugs, going with the strange night, and goes to add the first spice to the ratatouille, but is blocked by a
WOODEN SPOON. She looks up: sees it’s held by Remy.
109.
MUSIC CRESCENDOS as LINGUINI delivers the meal to EGO’S TABLE. Linguini then serves the identical meal to Skinner, who’s
appalled and amused to find that Ego has been served--
ON EGO
He pokes a fork into the vegetables, examines them for a moment, then brings the food to his lips--
Linguini watches, withering. As Ego’s lips close around the ratatouille, the sound, the restaurant around him is WHISKED AWAY--
We are inside a cozy cottage on a golden summer day. The front door is open, a newly crashed BICYCLE lays on the ground outside. Next
to it stands a five year old ANTON EGO with a skinned knee, valiantly holding back tears. His young mother turns from her cooking, and
gives him a sympathetic smile. Like all mothers, she knows what to do.
MOMENTS LATER
Young EGO, already feeling better, is at a table. His mother touches his cheek and sets a freshly made bowl of ratatouille before him, warm
and inviting. The boy takes a spoonful into his mouth--
Ego is frozen. Astounded. His PEN slips from his hand. It CLATTERS to the floor, breaking the spell. Ego blinks. His eyes fall to his empty
fork, which he holds suspended near his mouth. Slowly a long-lost feeling blooms inside him. He smiles. And has another forkful. Skinner
has seen this. He looks at his ratatouille and tastes it. He’s stunned; loving and hating it all at once--
KITCHEN
A kitchen full of RATS all stop and LOOK UP AT HIM. CUT TO--
Skinner, bound and gagged, is tossed roughly into the corner, where he lands next to the equally bound and gagged HEALTH INSPECTOR.
They yell muffled protests as the door slams shut.
DINING AREA
A long FINGER dabs the last smear of remaining sauce from the plate of ratatouille. We follow it to Ego’s smiling lips. He kisses the sauce
off his finger tip and turns to Linguini.
EGO I can’t remember the last time I asked a waiter to give my compliments to the Chef. And now I find myself in the extraordinary
position of having my waiter be the Chef...
111.
LINGUINI Excuse me a minute. Linguini skates to the kitchen doors, where Colette has been watching from a distance. Ego squints;
Linguini and Colette are visible through the window panels in a heated discussion. Linguini returns to Ego’s table, this time with Colette.
COLETTE (interrupts) If you wish to meet the Chef you will have to wait until all the other customers have gone. Taken aback by the
unprecedented demand, Ego acquiesces.
EGO So be it.
The restaurant has cleared, save for Ego, who waits with grim patience. Linguini and Colette emerge from the kitchen and silently cross to
Ego’s table, Linguini holding a toque upright on the flat of and outstretched hand. Ego stares, his curiosity piqued by this strange sight.
Linguini takes a breath and lifts up the toque, revealing REMY sitting up on the palm of his hand.
REMY (V.O.) At first, Ego thinks it’s a joke, but as Linguini explains, Ego’s smile disappears...
A SERIES OF SHOTS: Inside the rat-filled kitchen, Linguini and Remy demonstrate their unique working style to Ego, first together, then
with Remy alone. Colette withers as Ego STARES at this in grim deadpan.
DINING AREA
Linguini and Colette are now seated at a table opposite Ego. Remy sits on the table facing Ego, who occasionally glances down at him.
Finally Ego gets up, and bows slightly.
112.
REMY (V.O.) And when the story is done, Ego stands, thanks us for the meal--
In a SERIES OF SHOTS Ego is seen pacing, brooding, staring out one of the enormous picture windows flanking his portrait into the night,
visibly unsettled...
EGO (V.O.) In many ways the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their
selves to our judgement.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. -until finally, he sits down at his desk and begins to write.
EGO (V.O.) But, the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things... the average piece of junk is probably more
meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something... and that is in the discovery and
defense of the new.
Linguini and Colette emerge from Gusteau’s kitchen into the brisk night air, Remy with them, walking upright. No one knows what to think.
Colette and Linguini HUG anyway.
113.
EGO (V.O.) The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends.
In the alley behind the kitchen, the strange human/rat alliance amicably part ways and head to their respective homes above and below the
streets of Paris. Only Remy stays behind, electing to take in the night and think.
EGO (V.O.) Last night I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from an singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal
and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking, is a gross understatement-- they have rocked me to my core.
EGO’S V.O. CONTINUES as we DISSOLVE between LINGUINI, COLETTE, EMILE and DJANGO, and see that no one, rat or humanis
able to sleep this night.
EGO (V.O., CONT’D) In the past I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: “Anyone Can Cook”. But I realize
only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
MONTAGE CONCLUDES with REMY staring at the Eiffel Tower as the sky creeps into dawn.
EGO (V.O.,CONT’D) It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau’s, who is, in this
critic’s opinion, nothing less than the finest Chef in France.
114.
Colette and Linguini HUG. Gathered with them in Gusteau’s kitchen, Remy & the rat clan CHEER.
REMY (V.O.) It was a great night. The happiest of my life. But the only thing predictable about life is its--
SHOT: A bored worker for the MINISTRY OF HEALTH pastes “CLOSED” notices over the front door of GUSTEAU’S.
REMY (V.O., CONT) --unpredictability. We had to let Skinner and the health inspector loose, and of course they squealed. The food didn’t
matter. Once it got out there were rats in the kitchen, the restaurant was closed and Ego lost his job and his credibility. But don’t feel too bad
for him...
In a tiny, warmly lit room, a GROUP OF RATS (including DJANGO & EMILE) are seated around a basket, which has been overturned and
covered with a napkin to function as a table, listening as REMY finishes his story.
He seems very happy. Seated next to Remy, a teenage rat frowns, skeptical.
Remy smiles and points through the small window into the main dining room. There ANTON EGO, whose face now has color and a few
new pounds, dines happily at a prime table. A small BELL rings. Remy glances down into the kitchen. Colette is looking up at him, tapping
her wristwatch.
He takes off, jumping into a counter-weighted BASKET made especially for him. He’s quickly dropped into the kitchen. 115.
The BASKET with Remy drops to the counter and Remy hops off. Colette sets down a plate of Remy’s now-famous Ratatouille, leaving the
finish to Remy.
Remy nods and quickly, expertly finishes the presentation. WE FOLLOW LINGUINI, now the Maitre ‘d, as he takes the plate into the
dining room and delivers it to Ego.
Ego grins, turns toward the window in the kitchen door where Remy is watching, and calls out--
Remy signals Ego in the affirmative and goes off to create something delicious. CAMERA pulls away from this happy scene to reveal --a
BISTRO jammed with open-minded foodies; a hip, cultured mixture of bohemians of all ages... all there to enjoy good food and life.
CAMERA CONTINUES out the window and we are-- OUTSIDE THE BISTRO - PARIS - DUSK. A long line of customers has formed
outside, waiting to get in. An elegant METAL SIGN comes into view, featuring a rat wearing a CHEF’S TOQUE, along with the bistro’s
name-- La Ratatouille.
FINE’(THE END).
Polish:
TELEWIZOR -dostrojony do FILMU DOKUMENTALNEGO. Gdy staroświecki Świat GLOBE obraca się w
morzu chmur, wieża EIFFLA powoli pojawia się nad horyzontem, przyćmiewając pod sobą Francję.
Narrator T.V.: Chociaż każdy z krajów świata chciałby zakwestionować ten fakt, my, Francuzi, znamy
prawdę; najlepsze jedzenie na świecie powstaje we Francji. Najlepsze jedzenie we Francji powstaje w
Paryżu, a najlepsze jedzenie w Paryżu, jak twierdzą niektórzy, jest przygotowywane przez szefa kuchni
Auguste Gusteau. Widzimy obrazy GUSTEAU: gotujący, podpisujący książkę kucharską, przed jego
słynną restauracją. Gusteau jest po czterdziestce, ale jego masywny obwód sprawia, że wygląda na
starszego. T.V. NARRATOR (CIĄG DALSZY): Restauracja Gusteau'a to toast Paryża, zarezerwowany z
pięciomiesięcznym wyprzedzeniem, a jego olśniewające wejście na szczyt Fine French Cuisine
sprawiło, że jego konkurenci są zazdrośni. Jest najmłodszym szefem kuchni, który uzyskał pięć
gwiazdek. Książka kucharska szefa kuchni Gusteau, "Każdy potrafi gotować!" wspięła się na szczyt listy
bestsellerów. Ale nie wszyscy świętują jego sukces. Wysoki, wychudzony, surowo wyglądający MAN o
białej skórze rybiego brzucha pojawia się na ekranie telewizora. SUPER: ANTON EGO-FOOD CRITIC.
Pod spodem, kursywą, znajduje się jego pseudonim: The Grim Eater. EGO: Zabawny tytuł "Każdy
potrafi gotować". Jeszcze bardziej zabawne jest to, że Gusteau wydaje się w to wierzyć. Ja natomiast
traktuję gotowanie poważnie i nie – nie sądzę, żeby "ktokolwiek" mógł to zrobić... TYTUŁY (OVER
BLACK): Odgłos wiatru grzechotającego jałowymi gałęziami... WALT DISNEY PICTURES PRZEDSTAWIA
FILM PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS ... i znikamy, aby ujawnić: FRANCUSKA WIEŚ - PÓŹNE POPOŁUDNIE
Lekki deszcz pada na małe gospodarstwo. Ostatnie pozostałe martwe liście drżą w porywach. Ciszę
przerywa GŁOŚNY STRZAŁ, który rozświetla wnętrze domku. KAMERA naciska w dół i w kierunku
pojedynczego okna. RATATOUILLE Gdy podchodzimy bliżej, zaczynamy słyszeć stłumione ODGŁOSY
WALKI; Uderzanie mebli, tłuczenie naczyń, nieopisany CRASH, po którym następuje WRZASK
STRUSZKI. Jesteśmy teraz blisko OKNA, kiedy nagle zostaje ROZBITE przez KSIĄŻKĘ Kucharską.
Natychmiast akcja ZAWIESZA SIĘ. Pod rozstawionymi stronami, chroniąc się przed odłamkami
odłamków szkła, znajduje się, w niewytłumaczalny sposób, szczur o imieniu REMY. Jest chudy,
przestraszony, niemal komiczny. Trudno nie czuć współczucia dla małego faceta. REMY (V.O.): To ja.
Myślę, że to oczywiste, że muszę trochę przemyśleć swoje życie. Jaki jest mój problem? POZA
DOMEM - ZMIERZCH - TYGODNIE WCZEŚNIEJ REMY (V.O., CONT'D): Po pierwsze, jestem szczurem.
Zza drewnianej beczki wyskakuje SILHOUETTE, zatrzymując się pionowo na tle krwistoczerwonego
nieba. Mangy, złowrogi, przeciwieństwo Remy'ego. W ten sposób większość ludzi widzi SZCZURY.
REMY (V.O.): Co oznacza, że życie jest ciężkie. Upewniwszy się, że wybrzeże jest czyste, SINISTER RAT
wybiega na podwórko, a za nim DZIESIĄTKI INNYCH SZCZURÓW. Szczury poruszają się po przestrzeni
trawy w kierunku kompostu, który znajduje się na środku pola pod ciemniejącym niebem. Zaradne i
dobrze skoordynowane szczury chwytają kawałki dec